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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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+ or doesn't learn from their mistakes
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:20,
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what mistakes?
I was speeding on purpose
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:21,
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Flash your headlights at him, Nakers.
He'll get out of your way then.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:23,
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I like to get right up close first
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:24,
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If you get too close they can't see the lights anyway
Bet you drive an Audi, they're all cunts
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:26,
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bmw is the worst
if you ever have a dick right up your arse it'll be a bmw
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:28,
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You've had a Black Man's Willy in your bum?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:28,
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sorry, i was thinking of your wife
or was it your mum?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:29,
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nah she reads the Daily Mail so she's not into that inter-racial shit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:31,
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Used to be BMWs
now Audis, or reps in VW Passat diesel estates who all drive at 100+
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:30,
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do they scare you :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:31,
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Not on an empty motorway in good weather, no.
they can run interference for me.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:40,
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nope
Mazda innit, calssic arsehole car
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:28,
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Doesn't work if the person in front never looks in the mirrors
and/or is a cunt.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:24,
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that's what the horn is for
or the inside lane
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:25,
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Inside lane is full of trucks and Nissan Micras
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:28,
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hardshoulder then, fuckers
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:29,
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Also full of trucks and (flat) Nissan Micras
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:32,
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Should just tap them
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PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:26,
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or if al has kicked their mirrors off in a fit of baldy beardy rage
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:26,
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