Morning.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:10, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

PIG!
*waves*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:11, Reply)

I am dying sporty.
But, I've had 3 bottles of peronu over lunch and am starting to feel like I could have another session.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:13, Reply)

An excellent restorative tonic

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:13, Reply)

peronu FTW

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:14, Reply)

they have prosecco on tap in here, might try that in a minute.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:15, Reply)

ouch
That would end badly
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:17, Reply)

they've put the half a pizza I couldn't finish in a box for me,
But I kinda want it now, can I just open the box and get on with it sat at the bar? Or is that uncouth?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:19, Reply)

Get on it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:21, Reply)

roll it up and tuck it into your sleeve, then close the box up and pretend it is still in there
then when they look away sneak a bite from your meaty cheese sleeve
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:53, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:54, Reply)

Especially with a ham fisted pourer.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:19, Reply)

mmmmmm
ham
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:23, Reply)

Nah, just having a dump.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:11, Reply)

How is your drink?

( Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:13, Reply)

I was proper shit faced yesterday.
Woke up on the sofa.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Cracking
Might have a go at that tonight
First time in the pub for weeks
No work tomorrow.
Yes.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:16, Reply)

go for it,
I've just had lunch with ladypig, and she said "you fell over coming in the door, then fell over trying to take off your jacket, then I had to get out of bed because you started crying when you couldn't get your boots off"

I'm a real gentleman.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:17, Reply)

hahahahaha!
Good work
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:18, Reply)

You're like the son I never had, WP

( Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:19, Reply)

had wanted
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:22, Reply)

wanted acknowledged
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:30, Reply)

hahaha!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:21, Reply)