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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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This thread has yet to mention my wifes minge
also Al is a cunt
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:08, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Your wife's minge is a cunt

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:09, Reply)

Stay about from my wifes minge

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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:09, Reply)

Why? I'm not married to her?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Cos its got teeth and Al shit in it

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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Best of all the cunts

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:20, Reply)

Now listen, Al has blamed me for everyone calling him a cunt. He's clearly very upset by so many people (at least 5 on the popular page alone) are calling him a cunt.
I'm not telling anyone what they should do, but please bear in mind that he' upset and that he's blaming me.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:11, Reply)

So basically you're saying
Al's a cunt, yeah
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:13, Reply)

I was pretty sure i started it anyway

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:13, Reply)

YOU CUNT

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Christ, Nakers
Isn't it bad enough for him to have to live with being a cunt without you maliciously drawing attention to the fact at every opportunity??
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:18, Reply)

is it not your fault?
Ah well, he's a cunt anyway
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Is the reason not because Al's a cunt?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:15, Reply)

I'd start a Battereds a cunt thing
but it would be short lived
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:18, Reply)

and I hear you have a short fuse

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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Well played
It wouldn't work anyway, Battered's not a cunt.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:18, Reply)

I noticed
He's being supportive about the wife thing
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Sssssssh
Don't ruin his internet hardman reputation with accusations of sensitivity
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:22, Reply)

Well, that's because it's a dreadful thing to have to go through.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:23, Reply)

I'm going to fucking cry in a minute.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:27, Reply)

Me too
I just zipped up too quickly
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:28, Reply)

How'd you get the beans above the frank?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:29, Reply)

The most painful part of one of the most painful films.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Needs MOAR hair gel

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:31, Reply)

Damn right
If Ms Foxtrot ever dumps me I'm not telling you lot. I'd be on the verge of hissyfitting at any given moment.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:29, Reply)

Plus it's widely understood that your Mrs is fit and you wouldn't want Gonz stalking her thinking he's in with a chance.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)

I have a better chance.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)

I have the best chance.

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Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:36, Reply)

Goes without saying, old boy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:44, Reply)

I've got the strongest rohypnol, innit.

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Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:49, Reply)

Good point, well made
Also, because of this, I'd be too busy perusing other websites to talk to you lot. Pornographic websites. To wank over.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)

I'm going to give you a great big cuddle when I meet you next week.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:22, Reply)

I can't promise you won't feel my appreciation
against your hip
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:23, Reply)

It'll be his chest, not hip.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:23, Reply)

you are aware, he's quite tall right?
your head is basically he groin height.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:24, Reply)

Au contraire.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:23, Reply)

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:24, Reply)

Now YOU'RE really getting into the spirit of it.
I need a lie down after my lunch.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Fancy a pint later?

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:27, Reply)

I've got a Lloyds Motor Club dinner at 6.30pm.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:29, Reply)

I can do 4pm onwards

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Okey dokes. Will be done at 5pm. `
I will be Tuxed up.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)

I won't be.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:35, Reply)

tuxed down lolz

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Oh well played
Very well played indeed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:28, Reply)

er...

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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:28, Reply)

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