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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Sheds dead, baby. Shed's dead. Are sheds dead? Consider this and scratch your head in my Shed's dead thread.
Alt: Camping, fun outdoor break or would you rather have Scarpe's Mum catch you trying to stick your own penis up your arse?
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I like camping.I'm thinking of organising a camping trip with the girlfriend.
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The problem is that they're often "family friendly"meaning kids everywhere and mods chasing them.
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There are adult only camp sites. They normally allow fires too. Brilliant. (, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Are you trying to plan a B3ta nudist camping trip?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:06,
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The idea of Stunned and Chompy dancing naked round a campfire is more than I can bear.I may kill myself.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:07,
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Are you going to get some Battered style paedo blinds? So you can nonce kids without prying eyes looking at their nubile young bodies.
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I'm afraid I have 7 foot fences around my gardenso no chance of stealth noncing.
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:55,
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Kids love bikes and booze. You can get their knickers off quick smart if you've got those two things.
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Camping in dry weather is fineCamping in wet weather sucks big style.
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this is correct but is not the entire storyas getting woken up at 5am with a stonking headache in a tent rapidly being turned into an oven is no fun either.
I see little point in camping if you can afford a hotel/b&b/self catered place
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:56,
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this is all wrongcamping in a thunderstorm is the best thing ever
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:07,
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Grown out of camping? You don't like inexpensive weekends away?
Vous parlez de ton cul.
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It's freezing in the morning, shower facilities are at the bottom of the field and usually communaland most of the time it's really uncomfortable. I can just about put up with it for a couple of days if I've an air mattress, fleece on top, sheet on top of that, duvet and additional blankets plus pillows.
If not, fuck that. I'll stay in a b&b where I've a proper bed and my shower with proper hot water. And a decent kitchen, not a shitty gas stove.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:00,
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Monsieur, you have to have all the equipment. PROPER equipment. MAN style.
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One time investment. Most of the stuff has been accumulated over years. Old kitchen stuff goes into wooden wine bottle holders, that sort of thing.
Got proper double airbed with sheets, duvets etc. Leccy pump. As you say, sitting around in the summer with a spliff in a field is great.
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I have done both types of camping (cue smutty remarks)The 'everything and the kitchen sink' type in a large 6-berth frame tent at various campsites around the UK, and the 'if it ain't on your back it ain't going' type all over Europe.
In all fairness, for family camping with kids you need facilities, if it's just you and some mates, roughing it is perfectly acceptable.
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agreed.I like the idea of a campfire, spliffs, beers and the open air. but i can do that outside a nice comfortable rented coattge
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:58,
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Those blacks are all the same, always chasing paper(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:59,
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Yeh, disgusting. I for one will be not getting paid to not run it at all!(
Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:01,
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he should do run for the love of his country, the country we LET him stay in(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:02,
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he basically stole that gold from hard working white brits(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:04,
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Classic mail comment:"He wasn't born in Britain, he doesn't live in Britain. Why is he a British hero again?"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:08,
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They should have stayed about from my shed.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:01,
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I'm thinking of dismantling my greenhouse and one of my sheds this summerImagine that!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:59,
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Nothing anymore, that's why I won't miss itWe have grown tomatoes, peppers, courgette, all sorts. I even grew a naughty smokable plant once....but it turned out to be male, so it was useless. It got massive really quickly though.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:03,
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That's males for yaTall, bushy, useless.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:05,
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Yeah, I have to admit that even though I knew it was maleMy hopes were unrealistically high. Unlike my good self. LOL.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:08,
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Oh, we grew chilis onceI tried a little bit of one and found it was completely spice-less. So disappointed in the batch, I idly ate the rest while I was making dinner. Turns out the first one was a dud and the rest were fine. I did a little native american dance, then hit the milk big time.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:06,
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Find a mate with goutIt has been alleged that, if you add the anti-gout medicine Colchisine to the water, it will make a male plant female. So I heard. Somewhere.
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Seriously?I do know someone that has gout....hmmm.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:08,
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I have read that you need to use it all through germination and growth.Wouldn't have tried it myself. Oh no. No siree bob.
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Put them back together and combine them. Like some weird greeshouse chimaera!!!
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You can have mine if you like I could mail it to you bit by bit
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:04,
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I went camping for the first time since about '91 last year and fucking loved it.Next time: LSD.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:01,
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fuck camping right in its holenice hotel or b&b please
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:04,
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what's the object of camping?surely people only camp becasue they can't afford proper accomodation
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:06,
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I have been camping several timesand its never been because I couldn't afford a hotel
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:07,
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you are clearly some sort of deviant then(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:09,
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Fresh air, campfires, booze, shooting small animals and eating them, pissing against trees.its great fun.
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:11,
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no no nothe ground is hard, the toilet situation sucks, there is nowhere to plug your straighteners, everything gets damp, there are insects, it is too hot or too cold but never just right, someone gets food poisoning from the shit cooking..... urgh.
hotel me up baby. hotel me up real nice.
i MIGHT consider glamping. but that's it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:13,
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Which is why me and you could never workyou're too fucking pampered and will never survive the upcoming apocalypse
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:14,
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oh so tents are the reason?nothing to do with DISTANCE or YOUR WIFE or the FACT THAT WE'VE NEVER MET or that I AM INTIMIDATINGLY GORGEOUS?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:20,
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Not just tentsYou're just not a survivalist. The rest of us will end up eating you and people like you. Once you're no good as Stunneds rape bitch anymore that is
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:24,
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i would just run you over in my carit's all good
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:29,
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Good luck running a car after the apocalypsefuel and food are the first things you get killed for
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:30,
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i will get localboy to push it on the premise that he will get to see sex(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:33,
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Me and Stunned will give him free goes on our new rape bitch if he turns you over to us(
Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:34,
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fuck it, why would I want to sleep on the lumpy hard ground+ i am too tall for most tents. Fucking your camping, me and swipey will be having cocktails in the pool bar.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:19,
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I have to sleep diagonally in a two berthand I can't fit in a one manner at all :(
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Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:19,
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Not in the tent I've got.Fucking tents. They're horrible. I'd rather stay in a bloody youth hostel full of youths, for god's sake.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:23,
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those of us that have managed to grow to decent heights just don't suit camping, also I have no fat to cushion the hard ground(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:21,
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i had to take an air bed to the big chillthank fuck i did, that floor was horrific. ridgy hard mud. urgh.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:21,
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I agree with you we often hire a cottage in CornwallWith a huge fire pit/BBQ area you get all the benefits of outdoors, fire, beer and food.
As soon as you get cold, bored, it starts raining you can fuck off in doors and charge your mobile.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:16,
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Yeh, shame no Cornish person gets to live in oneall owned by londeners
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:22,
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Go and burn another holiday homeI'll hire what I want, when I want.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:23,
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yep becasue without tourism Cornwall would be a hive of economic activity(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:26,
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MMMMMmmmmmmmmm Asian Salads(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:27,
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Don't care about the economyI just want those damn tourists to stay about from my bins.
Its more that we have shit wages down here but the second home owners are forcing the property prices sky high so we can't afford it so the government thrown up shit housing thats only for locals or for first time buyers and its all shit.
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:28,
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So just like the rest of the country then?Haves and have not’s all over the country
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:31,
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Its different in CornwallMost places low wages mean lower house prices, just look up north. In Cornwall its the opposite.
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:33,
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If you had decent motorways we could get in and out quickerthus allowing you to charge a fucking fiver for an ice cream to more London cunts you ungrateful Worzel.
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i did click thissorry peej but the word wurzel just makes me laugh
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:37,
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Me too. I like a hotel with a little brown fella bringing me drinks every 8-12 minutes until I pass out as much as the next man.
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I did have a great tan didn't I?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:15,
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C'mon. Nothing for this? Are you sure? (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:23,
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I had a little flag once to could raise to get waiter to come over(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:15,
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I love posh hotels. You can act like a right twat and they just take it.
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me toothe posher the hotel, the better. i'd rather have 3 days in a 5 star than 5 days in a 3 star
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:21,
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And that's the other thing. It's nigh-on impossible to have proper sex in a tent.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:06,
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Or any where else in your case(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:07,
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We always take a cheap kids pop up tent camping to stick unimportant stuff in I fucked Sally from Oxford up the arse in it. Mind you thats not proper sex is it.
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:09,
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Peej, I am glad to see you are treating the tent issue with more seriousness than the shed issue.
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I've had lots of sex in tentsand its possible and great. especially in a double sleeping bag
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:08,
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Not with legs everywhere and stuff flying about all up the walls it's not.Not without seriously mentally scarring the children in the neighbouring tent and causing the father to stare at you aggressively and the mother with a certain thoughtfulness, anyway.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:11,
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Oh, well you have to just not care that people know what your up toThey couldn't see it, but they all knew.
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:12,
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and how long was it since either of you showered?eg pulling at glastonbury sounds wrong
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:19,
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Ah I took a girls virginity in a tent at Reading festival on the forth day one yearGood times, good filthy times
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:22,
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It sounds like stuff that should be on the outside would end up on the insidelike mud and weasels and things.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:22,
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That'd be the least of your problems if you got a weasel up you(
Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:26,
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so long as he paid for dinneri'd have had worse
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:27,
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Although lolz can be hadby waiting until the act is well in progress, then quietly pushing a car behind the tent and switching on the headlights.
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I was once having sex in a tent and my wonderful mates snuck around removed all the tent pegsgrabbed a corner each and dragged us up the field. Put me right off my fucking stroke I can tell you.
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:10,
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that sounds like a lot of effort just to watch two people shagginghave you heard of internet porn?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:12,
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It was outside a sports club in Edinburghdirectly opposite the bar windows, so a large group viewing.
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