fuck camping right in its hole
nice hotel or b&b please
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:04, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Sort of defeats the object of camping really

( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:05, Reply)

what's the object of camping?
surely people only camp becasue they can't afford proper accomodation
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:06, Reply)

I have been camping several times
and its never been because I couldn't afford a hotel
( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:07, Reply)

you are clearly some sort of deviant then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:09, Reply)

Fresh air, campfires, booze, shooting small animals and eating them, pissing against trees.
its great fun.
( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:11, Reply)

no no no
the ground is hard, the toilet situation sucks, there is nowhere to plug your straighteners, everything gets damp, there are insects, it is too hot or too cold but never just right, someone gets food poisoning from the shit cooking..... urgh.

hotel me up baby. hotel me up real nice.

i MIGHT consider glamping. but that's it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:13, Reply)

Which is why me and you could never work
you're too fucking pampered and will never survive the upcoming apocalypse
( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:14, Reply)

We could train her up as a rape bitch.
You know, for raping.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:16, Reply)

For our own use or to trade for booze and ciggies?

( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:18, Reply)

Both, mate.
She would be our minge currency.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:22, Reply)

oh so tents are the reason?
nothing to do with DISTANCE or YOUR WIFE or the FACT THAT WE'VE NEVER MET or that I AM INTIMIDATINGLY GORGEOUS?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:20, Reply)

Not just tents
You're just not a survivalist. The rest of us will end up eating you and people like you. Once you're no good as Stunneds rape bitch anymore that is
( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:24, Reply)

i would just run you over in my car
it's all good
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:29, Reply)

Good luck running a car after the apocalypse
fuel and food are the first things you get killed for
( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:30, Reply)

i will get localboy to push it on the premise that he will get to see sex

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:33, Reply)

Me and Stunned will give him free goes on our new rape bitch if he turns you over to us

( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:34, Reply)

THIS ^^^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:14, Reply)

Nakers and Swipey should hook up and share tampons

( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:15, Reply)

fuck it, why would I want to sleep on the lumpy hard ground
+ i am too tall for most tents. Fucking your camping, me and swipey will be having cocktails in the pool bar.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)

tails
( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)

I have to sleep diagonally in a two berth
and I can't fit in a one manner at all :(
( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)

I can so you must be able to.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)

Not in the tent I've got.
Fucking tents. They're horrible. I'd rather stay in a bloody youth hostel full of youths, for god's sake.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:23, Reply)

Now, hold on.
There's no need for that.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:24, Reply)

paedo
oh yeah...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:28, Reply)

SHE'S OF AGE

( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:30, Reply)

oooooooh tetchy there
mr savile
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:32, Reply)

those of us that have managed to grow to decent heights just don't suit camping, also I have no fat to cushion the hard ground

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)

i had to take an air bed to the big chill
thank fuck i did, that floor was horrific. ridgy hard mud. urgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)

and you got tits to lie on!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:25, Reply)

Airbeds are a must or it is shit and uncomfortable.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:25, Reply)

Never used one
I'm a "what you can carry only" type camper
( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:26, Reply)

^^^THIS.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:13, Reply)

I agree with you we often hire a cottage in Cornwall
With a huge fire pit/BBQ area you get all the benefits of outdoors, fire, beer and food.
As soon as you get cold, bored, it starts raining you can fuck off in doors and charge your mobile.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:16, Reply)

Its people like you who make Cornwall shit

( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)

Yeah.
What a fucker. Although I do like Cornwall's cottages.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:20, Reply)

Yeh, shame no Cornish person gets to live in one
all owned by londeners
( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Go and burn another holiday home
I'll hire what I want, when I want.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:23, Reply)

( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:26, Reply)

what an enormous picture that is....

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:28, Reply)

Not really
you must just have a shit resolution
( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:29, Reply)

yep becasue without tourism Cornwall would be a hive of economic activity

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:26, Reply)

MMMMMmmmmmmmmm Asian Salads

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:27, Reply)

Don't care about the economy
I just want those damn tourists to stay about from my bins.

Its more that we have shit wages down here but the second home owners are forcing the property prices sky high so we can't afford it so the government thrown up shit housing thats only for locals or for first time buyers and its all shit.
( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:28, Reply)

So just like the rest of the country then?
Haves and have not’s all over the country
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:31, Reply)

Its different in Cornwall
Most places low wages mean lower house prices, just look up north. In Cornwall its the opposite.
( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:33, Reply)

If you had decent motorways we could get in and out quicker
thus allowing you to charge a fucking fiver for an ice cream to more London cunts you ungrateful Worzel.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)

i did click this
sorry peej but the word wurzel just makes me laugh
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)

The Wursels aren't from Cornwall
so it doesn't offend me
( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:39, Reply)

Calm down, Gummidge.
I'll get you cup o' tea and slice of cake.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:40, Reply)

Me too.
I like a hotel with a little brown fella bringing me drinks every 8-12 minutes until I pass out as much as the next man.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:12, Reply)

Now you're talking.

( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:13, Reply)

I did have a great tan didn't I?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:15, Reply)

C'mon. Nothing for this? Are you sure?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:23, Reply)

I had a little flag once to could raise to get waiter to come over

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:15, Reply)

I love posh hotels.
You can act like a right twat and they just take it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:18, Reply)

me too
the posher the hotel, the better. i'd rather have 3 days in a 5 star than 5 days in a 3 star
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)

And that's the other thing.
It's nigh-on impossible to have proper sex in a tent.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Or any where else in your case

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:07, Reply)

Well yeah, but you know, THEORETICALLY

( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:08, Reply)

We always take a cheap kids pop up tent camping to stick unimportant stuff in
I fucked Sally from Oxford up the arse in it. Mind you thats not proper sex is it.
( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:09, Reply)

Peej, I am glad to see you are treating the tent issue
with more seriousness than the shed issue.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:13, Reply)

Tents is serious business!

( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:15, Reply)

I've had lots of sex in tents
and its possible and great. especially in a double sleeping bag
( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Not with legs everywhere and stuff flying about all up the walls it's not.
Not without seriously mentally scarring the children in the neighbouring tent and causing the father to stare at you aggressively and the mother with a certain thoughtfulness, anyway.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:11, Reply)

Oh, well you have to just not care that people know what your up to
They couldn't see it, but they all knew.
( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:12, Reply)

and how long was it since either of you showered?
eg pulling at glastonbury sounds wrong
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)

Ah I took a girls virginity in a tent at Reading festival on the forth day one year
Good times, good filthy times
( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:22, Reply)

It sounds like stuff that should be on the outside would end up on the inside
like mud and weasels and things.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Hahahaha.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:23, Reply)

it'd be like going down on dreadlocks

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:24, Reply)

That'd be the least of your problems if you got a weasel up you

( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:26, Reply)

so long as he paid for dinner
i'd have had worse
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:27, Reply)

sneaky dig lols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:31, Reply)

with hilarious consequences

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:32, Reply)

Although lolz can be had
by waiting until the act is well in progress, then quietly pushing a car behind the tent and switching on the headlights.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:09, Reply)

I was once having sex in a tent and my wonderful mates snuck around removed all the tent pegs
grabbed a corner each and dragged us up the field. Put me right off my fucking stroke I can tell you.
( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:10, Reply)

that sounds like a lot of effort just to watch two people shagging
have you heard of internet porn?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:12, Reply)

It was outside a sports club in Edinburgh
directly opposite the bar windows, so a large group viewing.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:14, Reply)