So what are you looking forward to this week?
I’m looking forward to meeting Darth and going to Needoos.

Alt: I’m grateful that this trip to Poland is only for one night. Are you grateful for anything?

AltAlt: What are you doing for Easter?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:17, 81 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Are you hoping for gob job in Kings Cross bogs?
alt: Not today.

altalt: your mum, with a string of creme eggs
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:18, Reply)

DF coming for dinner?
Not likely I can make the pre meal beers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:21, Reply)

have you been bollocked yet?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:21, Reply)

Not sure if he is joining us for dinner. I hope so.
Have you had your bollocking yet?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:21, Reply)

Nah it's been postponed due to staff sickness

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:22, Reply)

They're running scared Monts, you've got 'em.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:23, Reply)

Is this some clever psychological mind game, played by your boss to make you sweat?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:23, Reply)

Alt: lots of things.
My life is a constant battle to remind myself of this fact.

Altalt: fuck knows
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:21, Reply)

count your blessings, not your problems
facebook wisdom right here
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:22, Reply)

PLEEZ FORWARD THIS 2 EVRY1 U KNO

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:23, Reply)

Altalt: You've got a few more months to plan something though, eh?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:23, Reply)

So are you planning on having New Year this coming weekend?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:23, Reply)

Yup, I'm going to the Ministry of Sound and taking ten pills

aka a wedding near Watford.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:23, Reply)

How dreadful. Watford. Tsk.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:24, Reply)

I like this song.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYqd6y5L-v8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

It might cheer you up, it cheered me up.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:24, Reply)

staff party tonight.
Got about 500 quid in the kitty, between 15 of us. And it's 4 pints for 5 quid at the shitty arms. That should be alright.

Also looking forward to finally being able to use the gym I'm shelling out 60 quid a month for.

Easter weekend I've booked off to get the work done on my car to get it through its MOT.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:23, Reply)

I met up with my cousin in a Notting Hill pub on Sat: FIVE POUNDS THIRTY A PINT.
Some sort of ghastly Rubicon has been crossed here. That's more expensive than at Wembley fucking Stadium.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:25, Reply)

Notting Hill is for cunts.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:25, Reply)

Yes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:27, Reply)

Tru seh dat rudebwai

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:46, Reply)

I been waiting for the £5 pint, it does not surprise me it was in Nottinghill

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:26, Reply)

I don't mind it if pubs have some beers for that price.
But there should always be a cheaper option. The places which only have 2 beers both over £4.50 are cunts.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:27, Reply)

my top price is 4.65 for a Franziskaner,
But all the real ale is 3.50 so swings and roundabouts.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Seems fair.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:32, Reply)

oh man
you just took the secret right out of secret bash. but i am looking forward to it too. i can get there from about 6.30-7 i think, so will come to pre-bash beers.

alt: lunch? imma get me a brown rice and vegetable salad with a sprinkling of feta cheese, chillis and lite caesar dressing.

altalt: luxury spa innit. can't fucking WAIT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:23, Reply)

I don't care about your lunch.
I thought the bash was on /calendar anyway.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:24, Reply)

lies, lunch is endlessly fascinating
it is but not the venue. rory has failed spectacularly to drum up even a single c0ckgaz for me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:25, Reply)

Oh well. Too late now.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:26, Reply)

Wednesday should be a laff.
I don't think Darth can justify a late finish so will be on his toes at 6pm.

Alt: I am grateful for employment.

Altalt: Going to Cyprus. I can't wait.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:25, Reply)

Cyprus

Burtons.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:26, Reply)

Loving this new angle

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:47, Reply)

omg cutzorz
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmts3jhp8Gk&feature=youtube_gdata_player
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:30, Reply)

What were you searching for when you found that?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:30, Reply)

Nothing, my girlfriend posted it on facebook.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:31, Reply)

So you had to share it here?
FFS Chompy, I thought you were better than that.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:31, Reply)

It's SOOO CUTEEEEEE

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:32, Reply)

does she use them in her "act"
in lieu of any snakes in milton keynes?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:32, Reply)

MODS!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:33, Reply)

It's a harmless question

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:33, Reply)

She's in the process of getting a much more immoral job in MK.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:33, Reply)

finance?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:34, Reply)

For Deloitte :(

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:34, Reply)

How is she going to explain her current employment to them?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:35, Reply)

Just by saying it.
"During the day I worked at JLL, at night I was a self employed dancer."
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:36, Reply)

She'd totally get the job if Battered was interviewing.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:37, Reply)

In her heels she would tower over him

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:39, Reply)

He'd fucking love that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:39, Reply)

Never liked dating women taller than me. Made me feel like Danny fucking DeVito.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:40, Reply)

See what I mean?
We were talking about a job, not a date.
Have you ever been accused of harassment?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:43, Reply)

No, although I did meet my wife through work.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:44, Reply)

was she the in-house stripper?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:45, Reply)

No.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:45, Reply)

I see.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:46, Reply)

Is Battered basically this chap here?
b3ta.com/questions/power/post783156
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 13:12, Reply)

Yes, yes he is.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 13:15, Reply)

I wish I worked somewhere with in-house strippers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:36, Reply)

Taxable benefit. You wouldn't want your wife seeing that on your P11D

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:37, Reply)

Hi darling, this new job has great benefits, medical, dental, life assurance and lap dances, it really keeps up morale!"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:38, Reply)

I don't like getting medical cover at work.
It costs me in tax and I'm too much of a hand-wringing lefty to ever use it :(
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:44, Reply)

In waht way?
I have a amount of money I can only "spend" on benefits, how i split it is my choice. Not sure how this affects tax or has anything to do with hand wringing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:46, Reply)

I dunno, I never fully understood the explanation.
Some bollocks about benefit in kind?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:50, Reply)

you fucking bender

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:30, Reply)

What a fucking Susan eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:33, Reply)

Why am I looking at your girlfriend's untrimmed growler?

( Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:33, Reply)

PJ will sell you some photos if you like.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:33, Reply)

I think it's had a blow dry

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:34, Reply)

She went out in the rain and it went all frizzy.

( Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:35, Reply)

Nothing now
Today was the peak
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:39, Reply)

Alright TH?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:40, Reply)

Hey twosie, i heard you live in Pompey :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:40, Reply)

Finally getting something finished off in the house
Getting caught up with work stuff
Wanking like a crazed chimp on a sugar rush

Alt:
My plumber messing me around meaning I dont have to pay him

AltAlt:
Standby support and probably an in-laws trip
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:46, Reply)

I have eaten half of my lunch as I'm off to the gym in a bit and don't want to be too full
I am impressed with my self-control
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Depends how large a portion it was, if you only had 6 pork pies instead of 12 you have nothing to be proud of.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:55, Reply)

just a bit of pasta, still hungry though now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:56, Reply)

eat a bag of dicks.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:58, Reply)

I've run out :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:58, Reply)

it's quiet in here today,
What is everyone doing?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:59, Reply)

Dunno. I've come to Poland for a two hour meeting. Which starts now. Bye.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 13:01, Reply)

I'll miss you.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 13:02, Reply)

Battered.
Gonz has just started a new thread. Just in case you can't see it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 13:03, Reply)

My penis

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:09, Reply)