Fizzy cider is awful

( Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:51, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I prefer it to flat cider
Flat cider just feels weird to drink
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:52, Reply)

you ghastly man

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)

Thats me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)

Northerner being wrong at sophistication horror

( Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:54, Reply)

Flat cider is the new sophistication
I must have missed THAT pigeon
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:54, Reply)

it is for Kroney and his "Slough Brethren"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:56, Reply)

Proper cider's flat.
It's companies like Strongbow that make it fizzy. Why, I don't know. Probably because it helps to mask how shitty their cider is.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:56, Reply)

The Westons I had last night was fizzy
They make decent cider
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:57, Reply)

PROPER CIDER IS FLAT

( Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:58, Reply)

Proper beer tastes like farts too, eh?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Lightly gassed cider (such as some types of Breton cider) are acceptable as well as flat cider.
Fizzy chemical shit is not.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Thank you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:02, Reply)

The same is true with lager-fizzy chemical shit is not OK.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:05, Reply)

+ burnt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:58, Reply)

I liked it so much I put it down my face

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)

wait a fucking minute
this clown is from coventry. that is NOT a northern circus. it's the fucking midlands.

and the midlands belong to you poxy southerners, not to us proud northerners. birmingham, coventry, milton keynes, bletchley, leicester, luton - all these shitholes'm belong to YOU.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:02, Reply)

Sporters is from Sunderland
EDIT: Kroney is from Coventry?!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:02, Reply)

I think she means The Cap'n

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:03, Reply)

Everything north of Watford is the North.
That's why they call it "North of Watford".

Idiot.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:02, Reply)

Birmingham is closer to Manchester than London

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:03, Reply)