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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I don't think it would be like that at all.For one thing neither the nostril nor the arse have evolved to accomodate the expulsion of large objects such as oranges or melons.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 9:53,
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yes, because the minge has evolved in a perfect waythat involves no screaming, no blood, no sweat, no tears, no agony, no drugs, and no women dying in childbirth.
pfffft!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 9:54,
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Not in Swipe's case. I bet if someone knocked her up she'd have to walk on her hands for 9 months to stop the poor little fucker falling out.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:04,
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i'd have flogged its spare parts for vodka long before then anyway(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:07,
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I fail to see how this, slightly hysterical, point proves how childbirth is "rather like you having an orange pulled out of your nostril or a melon out of your arse."(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:02,
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ask your wife as neither of us have done itthen come back to me
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:03,
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I've witnessed it twice.I'm sure I remember it better than she does.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:06,
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Did they have a good vending machine?(
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This is in direct confliction to a number of documentary films I have seen on the internet(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 9:55, Reply)
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