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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good morning you little cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:38, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Morning monters, any copying and pasting to do today?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:39, Reply)
Always.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:49, Reply)
Those text messages confused the fuck out of me last night. Had you barry'd his phone or were you simply dictating the messages?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:52, Reply)
He was pissed, texting shit and then blaming them on me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:53, Reply)
Makes sense.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:53, Reply)
Oops I forgot to reply
He was blaming Monty asking if I was tucked up in my pyjamas

I was going to say, fuck off I'm out drinking vodka. But then the vodka made me forget. Sorry Stonty
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:08, Reply)
Contents last night included 'send help, he's touching my mancunt'.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:14, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:14, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:15, Reply)
What so good about it?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:44, Reply)
Fuck all, it's more of a conversational convention than a genuine assessment of the morning and its ACTUAL goodness, or otherwise.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:51, Reply)
I assume it is intended as an expression of goodwill.
Something to aspire to.
"I wish for your morning to be a good one."
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:56, Reply)
seems unlikely

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:58, Reply)
Well, coming from Monty, perhaps.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:59, Reply)
But this is Monty
So surely he should say Shit Burn to Death Morning you little Cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:59, Reply)
I was TRYING to be polite, Philippino old stick.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:01, Reply)
Waste of time.
Down his way they greet one another by throwing books.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:02, Reply)
It's an old smugglers' tradition

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:03, Reply)
Jamaica Inn?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:05, Reply)
like hostility, beastiality and incest.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:05, Reply)
Look its not a special day today so the lot of you can fuck nakers and catch aids

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:04, Reply)
At least i'd be getting some

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:07, Reply)
I hear Al makes up for his fat baldness by being a caring and sensitive lover

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:09, Reply)
it's like cuddling a shaved bear

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:10, Reply)

shaved bear toy raccoon
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:14, Reply)
So you admit you tell lies just to start conversations?
I've lost the tiny shred of respect and trust I had for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:57, Reply)

r OH NO! You haven't gone and lost your shed already???
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:01, Reply)
My new shed is MASSIVE
bigger than most London "pads"
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:05, Reply)
I'm gonna come down to Cornwall and buy a second shed so that you can no longer afford your shed

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:07, Reply)
Second home/sheds are so last week Nakers
We're pissed off about the emmets buying up all the parking spaces now
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:08, Reply)
why'd they do that, surely there's loads of parking in Redruth?
What's an emmet?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:13, Reply)
Like a muggle
But gayer
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:15, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:16, Reply)
Emmet is Cornish for Ant. Its our friendly Xenophobic term for Forrins
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2239855/Parking-St-Ives-Trio-Cornish-spaces-sell-160-000-costing-house.html
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:20, Reply)
Its not actually the Cornish word for Ant though, its confusing.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:21, Reply)
From Old English:
ǣmete
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:24, Reply)
Yes but this is where it get confusing because its the Cornish Dialect version of the Old English word for Ant

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:26, Reply)
Ha ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:09, Reply)
Good morning you massive cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:45, Reply)
Good morning you tiny cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:52, Reply)
Tiny cunt. Massive penis.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:54, Reply)
You truly are.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:57, Reply)
Morning Monty cake
WE HAVE FOG, a real peasouper, it's great
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:46, Reply)
Well that's good to know.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:54, Reply)
Good? Good? It's brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:55, Reply)
Provides better cover for going out murdering prostitutes?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:57, Reply)
* lends claw hammer *.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:58, Reply)
Harters later today
www.omahapoa.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Screen-Shot-2012-11-25-at-7.27.44-AM.png
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:59, Reply)
Ha ha.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:59, Reply)
Ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:00, Reply)
Who the fuck painted her nails?
It looks like she fingered herself at the wrong time of the month
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:10, Reply)
It's harters, he likes to dress as a woman when he goes murdering

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:13, Reply)
Shhhhhhhhh, stop giving away my trade secrets

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:15, Reply)

rdering . + nching
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:16, Reply)
What?????????

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:59, Reply)

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