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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fuck that shit, Frank's Vinegar Strokes image is on the popuLOL page.
Well played, all.

also: Al is a cunt.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 7:32, 150 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Pass the mind bleach please
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 7:43, Reply)
Why am I looking at a fat guy fucking a toy raccoon?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 7:45, Reply)
Kkkkrroooooooooooooooonnnneeeeyyyyyyy
You fighting fit today?
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 7:48, Reply)
Not really, no.
I'll battle through, though.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 7:57, Reply)
Did that ticket ever turn up?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 7:58, Reply)
Nah, called the place and they'd never heard of me.
Scot free!
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:14, Reply)
Lucky break

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:24, Reply)
Speedo error
few mph more might have been different though.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:32, Reply)

S

Not deleting your browsing history
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:38, Reply)
What time are you joining us?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:15, Reply)
Probably eightish

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:17, Reply)
I'm going out for a curry tonight
I pretend that I was invited to bash and that I'm surronded by you lot :)
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:18, Reply)
That is pathetic.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:55, Reply)
I know
cries
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:02, Reply)
Curry, woo!
Last time I had curry was before Christmas, how Wrong is that?!
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:06, Reply)
Is it a mirror?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:05, Reply)
Where's the question?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 7:55, Reply)
Perhaps we should take the pressure off Al a little bit by mentioning that Plumdozer is also a cunt.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:14, Reply)
I think we should be a bit more imaginative
Batts set up a vote board on what we should call him
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:16, Reply)
Fat, bald cunt?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:27, Reply)
Not Al the other one

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:28, Reply)
Brittas?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:32, Reply)
Yep

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:34, Reply)
My head hurts
and its not a special day today, so the lot of you can fuck right off and take your fucking carrot filled pastyfakes with you, you cunts.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:19, Reply)
Cornish lightweight

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:21, Reply)
Devon men don't get hangovers

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:24, Reply)
Woahwoahwoah! No-one said anything about a hangover
you cunt
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:25, Reply)
Did you get get punched in the head?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:27, Reply)
She threw a book at me
on fucking St Pirans day!
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:44, Reply)
Ancient Cornish mating ritual?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:45, Reply)
It's going well then.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:46, Reply)
ups and downs,

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:47, Reply)
Just not in the bedroom
AMIRITE
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:49, Reply)

Yes, HH, you are indeed RITE
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:50, Reply)
So what she's saying is 'stay about from my minge'.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:53, Reply)
why use words, when you can use violence!

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:56, Reply)
Not one of Apeloverage's mighty tomes, I hope.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:49, Reply)
Nah it was a copy of Dorling Kindsleys 'how to live with a mental'.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:51, Reply)
Apeloverages book was great.
Fantastic plot, great characters, I couldn't put it down.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:51, Reply)
But it is, isn't it?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:27, Reply)
That sounds pretty Special to me

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:07, Reply)
Morning peeps

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:23, Reply)
Sup my nigga

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:24, Reply)
Nuthin much, busy day of shit ahead
You?
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:26, Reply)
I'm upto date at the moment
So I'm chilling, But I am going out for a curry tonight
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:28, Reply)
I was going to go and see the hobbit but it's not on anymore :(

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:32, Reply)
Ask PD to send you an autographed Pic, to make up for it

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:35, Reply)
Lolitsis

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:36, Reply)
I'll see Django instead, fuckers want £13 though!

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:37, Reply)
Thats a lot for me to pay
just to sleep for 2+ hours
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:45, Reply)
Why don't you download it for free from the internet
I hear you can do that these days
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:52, Reply)
I also have heard this

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:57, Reply)
if i do that there will be a wife and her friend nattering in the backround

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:57, Reply)
Give her a fiver and tell her to fuck off and buy some shoes or something

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:07, Reply)
Good morning you little cunts.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:38, Reply)
Morning monters, any copying and pasting to do today?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:39, Reply)
Always.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:49, Reply)
Those text messages confused the fuck out of me last night. Had you barry'd his phone or were you simply dictating the messages?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:52, Reply)
He was pissed, texting shit and then blaming them on me.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:53, Reply)
Makes sense.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:53, Reply)
Oops I forgot to reply
He was blaming Monty asking if I was tucked up in my pyjamas

I was going to say, fuck off I'm out drinking vodka. But then the vodka made me forget. Sorry Stonty
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:08, Reply)
Contents last night included 'send help, he's touching my mancunt'.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:14, Reply)
I like this

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:14, Reply)
Hahaha

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:15, Reply)
What so good about it?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:44, Reply)
Fuck all, it's more of a conversational convention than a genuine assessment of the morning and its ACTUAL goodness, or otherwise.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:51, Reply)
I assume it is intended as an expression of goodwill.
Something to aspire to.
"I wish for your morning to be a good one."
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:56, Reply)
seems unlikely

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:58, Reply)
Well, coming from Monty, perhaps.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:59, Reply)
But this is Monty
So surely he should say Shit Burn to Death Morning you little Cunts
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:59, Reply)
I was TRYING to be polite, Philippino old stick.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:01, Reply)
Waste of time.
Down his way they greet one another by throwing books.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:02, Reply)
It's an old smugglers' tradition

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:03, Reply)
Jamaica Inn?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:05, Reply)
like hostility, beastiality and incest.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:05, Reply)
Look its not a special day today so the lot of you can fuck nakers and catch aids

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:04, Reply)
At least i'd be getting some

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:07, Reply)
I hear Al makes up for his fat baldness by being a caring and sensitive lover

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:09, Reply)
it's like cuddling a shaved bear

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:10, Reply)

shaved bear toy raccoon
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:14, Reply)
So you admit you tell lies just to start conversations?
I've lost the tiny shred of respect and trust I had for you.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:57, Reply)

r OH NO! You haven't gone and lost your shed already???
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:01, Reply)
My new shed is MASSIVE
bigger than most London "pads"
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:05, Reply)
I'm gonna come down to Cornwall and buy a second shed so that you can no longer afford your shed

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:07, Reply)
Second home/sheds are so last week Nakers
We're pissed off about the emmets buying up all the parking spaces now
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:08, Reply)
why'd they do that, surely there's loads of parking in Redruth?
What's an emmet?
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:13, Reply)
Like a muggle
But gayer
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:15, Reply)


(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:16, Reply)
Emmet is Cornish for Ant. Its our friendly Xenophobic term for Forrins
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2239855/Parking-St-Ives-Trio-Cornish-spaces-sell-160-000-costing-house.html
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:20, Reply)
Its not actually the Cornish word for Ant though, its confusing.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:21, Reply)
From Old English:
ǣmete
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:24, Reply)
Yes but this is where it get confusing because its the Cornish Dialect version of the Old English word for Ant

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:26, Reply)
Ha ha ha ha

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:09, Reply)
Good morning you massive cunt.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:45, Reply)
Good morning you tiny cunt.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:52, Reply)
Tiny cunt. Massive penis.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:54, Reply)
You truly are.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:57, Reply)
Morning Monty cake
WE HAVE FOG, a real peasouper, it's great
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:46, Reply)
Well that's good to know.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:54, Reply)
Good? Good? It's brilliant

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:55, Reply)
Provides better cover for going out murdering prostitutes?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:57, Reply)
* lends claw hammer *.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:58, Reply)
Harters later today
www.omahapoa.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Screen-Shot-2012-11-25-at-7.27.44-AM.png
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:59, Reply)
Ha ha.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:59, Reply)
Ha ha ha

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:00, Reply)
Who the fuck painted her nails?
It looks like she fingered herself at the wrong time of the month
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:10, Reply)
It's harters, he likes to dress as a woman when he goes murdering

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:13, Reply)
Shhhhhhhhh, stop giving away my trade secrets

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:15, Reply)

rdering . + nching
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:16, Reply)
What?????????

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:59, Reply)
I don't know about this.
I didn't click it and I've no plans to visit the populol page until it is out of sight.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:57, Reply)
it's safe enough

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:58, Reply)
Oh ok, I'll watch it some more then.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:00, Reply)
It's not nice at all

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:58, Reply)
it's genius is what it is

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:02, Reply)
Personally, I think it was very unfair of Frank to video Stunned like that. A man is entitled to some privacy.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:02, Reply)
what time's the table booked for later?
I will be in the East End for about 7:15
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:04, Reply)
what pub are drinks being held in?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:06, Reply)
Dirty Dicks opposite Liverpool St I think
Don't pretend you're coming though.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:10, Reply)
Coming.......
Badmons is running the door
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:11, Reply)
pfft, the wierd thing is i have the night off, but got cineama booked

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:14, Reply)
Are you going to hang around Liverpool St, watching from afar?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:16, Reply)
From up close, I'll be in the bar, but i won't reveal myself

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:17, Reply)
I reckon I could pick you out in a line-up.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:18, Reply)
OK, have a guess at describing me now

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:19, Reply)
Like Ben Fogle only less tripped-out.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:19, Reply)
aRE YOU CALLING ME A CUNT?
Edit: soz caps still on
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:20, Reply)
I reckon you're wearing a pink rugger shirt with a popped collar,
mustard coloured jeans and oxblood loafers, and you have a pair of Oakley shades on your head.


tl:dr yes
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:22, Reply)
:o(

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:23, Reply)
You are, aren't you?
You go to Mahiki and Whisky Mist on the weekends and your uncle plays polo with Prince Michael of Kent.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:26, Reply)
I have been to both, and both were full of massive tossers

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:31, Reply)
*googles*
Yep, bit like that.
Tall, blonde, rosy cheeks, well-fed, rugger-bugger, floppy hair.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:21, Reply)
My blond locks have dulled to a mousey brown :(
and my hair is less floppy than your mum's flaps
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:22, Reply)
Deacons are usually easy to spot.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:19, Reply)
YEAH EVERTIME YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR11!!!!!

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:20, Reply)
Strikethrough watch
Insert wank

Laugh

Well this mediocre effort is greatly improved by nakers' post above...
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:17, Reply)
I'll be aiming for Darth's hair, no one will notice with all his gel

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:19, Reply)
7.30 I think.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:10, Reply)
^ this ^

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:11, Reply)
Spot on. I'll go straight to Paedoo's then.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:13, Reply)
I am looking forward to eating a MASSIVE amount of food. At least half a sheep.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:15, Reply)
Cock first

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:17, Reply)
Hugo Chavez is dead!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-21679053
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:04, Reply)
YESSSSSSSSSSS
Greasy fucking commie prick cunt dago wanker WITH CANCER.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:05, Reply)
I don't much like Hugo Chavez either.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:05, Reply)
I actually don't feel strongly either way, i just wanted to ruin Chomps morning by bbc linking it before him

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:06, Reply)
YOU DONKEY

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:10, Reply)
And Michael Bay is still making movies
Proving once and for all there is no God
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:11, Reply)
He has a fucking MASSIVE HEED!

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:11, Reply)
So did Chavez.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:18, Reply)

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