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Fuck that shit, Frank's Vinegar Strokes image is on the popuLOL page.
Well played, all.
also: Al is a cunt.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 7:32,
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Pass the mind bleach please
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 7:43,
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Why am I looking at a fat guy fucking a toy raccoon?
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Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 7:45,
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Kkkkrroooooooooooooooonnnneeeeyyyyyyy
You fighting fit today?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 7:48,
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Not really, no.
I'll battle through, though.
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Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 7:57,
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Did that ticket ever turn up?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 7:58,
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Nah, called the place and they'd never heard of me.
Scot free!
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Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:14,
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Lucky break
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:24,
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Speedo error
few mph more might have been different though.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:32,
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SNot deleting your browsing history
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:38,
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What time are you joining us?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:15,
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Probably eightish
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Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:17,
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I'm going out for a curry tonight
I pretend that I was invited to bash and that I'm surronded by you lot :)
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:18,
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That is pathetic.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:55,
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I know
cries
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:02,
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Curry, woo!
Last time I had curry was before Christmas, how Wrong is that?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:06,
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Is it a mirror?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:05,
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Where's the question?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 7:55,
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Perhaps we should take the pressure off Al a little bit by mentioning that Plumdozer is also a cunt.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:14,
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I think we should be a bit more imaginative
Batts set up a vote board on what we should call him
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:16,
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Fat, bald cunt?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:27,
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Not Al the other one
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:28,
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Brittas?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:32,
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Yep
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:34,
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My head hurts
and its not a special day today, so the lot of you can fuck right off and take your fucking carrot filled pastyfakes with you, you cunts.
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Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:19,
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Cornish lightweight
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:21,
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Devon men don't get hangovers
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:24,
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Woahwoahwoah! No-one said anything about a hangover
you cunt
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Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:25,
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Did you get get punched in the head?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:27,
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She threw a book at me
on fucking St Pirans day!
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Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:44,
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Ancient Cornish mating ritual?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:45,
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It's going well then.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:46,
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ups and downs,
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Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:47,
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Just not in the bedroom
AMIRITE
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:49,
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Yes, HH, you are indeed RITE
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Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:50,
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So what she's saying is 'stay about from my minge'.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:53,
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why use words, when you can use violence!
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Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:56,
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Not one of Apeloverage's mighty tomes, I hope.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:49,
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Nah it was a copy of Dorling Kindsleys 'how to live with a mental'.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:51,
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Apeloverages book was great.
Fantastic plot, great characters, I couldn't put it down.
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Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:51,
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But it is, isn't it?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:27,
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That sounds pretty Special to me
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:07,
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Morning peeps
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:23,
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Sup my nigga
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:24,
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Nuthin much, busy day of shit ahead
You?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:26,
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I'm upto date at the moment
So I'm chilling, But I am going out for a curry tonight
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:28,
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I was going to go and see the hobbit but it's not on anymore :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:32,
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Ask PD to send you an autographed Pic, to make up for it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:35,
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Lolitsis
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:36,
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I'll see Django instead, fuckers want £13 though!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:37,
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Thats a lot for me to pay
just to sleep for 2+ hours
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:45,
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Why don't you download it for free from the internet
I hear you can do that these days
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Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:52,
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I also have heard this
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:57,
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if i do that there will be a wife and her friend nattering in the backround
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:57,
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Give her a fiver and tell her to fuck off and buy some shoes or something
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Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:07,
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Good morning you little cunts.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:38,
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Morning monters, any copying and pasting to do today?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:39,
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Always.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:49,
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Those text messages confused the fuck out of me last night. Had you barry'd his phone or were you simply dictating the messages?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:52,
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He was pissed, texting shit and then blaming them on me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:53,
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Makes sense.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:53,
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Oops I forgot to reply
He was blaming Monty asking if I was tucked up in my pyjamas
I was going to say, fuck off I'm out drinking vodka. But then the vodka made me forget. Sorry Stonty
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:08,
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Contents last night included 'send help, he's touching my mancunt'.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:14,
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I like this
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:14,
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Hahaha
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:15,
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What so good about it?
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Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:44,
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Fuck all, it's more of a conversational convention than a genuine assessment of the morning and its ACTUAL goodness, or otherwise.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:51,
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I assume it is intended as an expression of goodwill.
Something to aspire to.
"I wish for your morning to be a good one."
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:56,
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seems unlikely
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:58,
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Well, coming from Monty, perhaps.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:59,
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But this is Monty
So surely he should say Shit Burn to Death Morning you little Cunts
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Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:59,
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I was TRYING to be polite, Philippino old stick.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:01,
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Waste of time.
Down his way they greet one another by throwing books.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:02,
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It's an old smugglers' tradition
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:03,
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Jamaica Inn?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:05,
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like hostility, beastiality and incest.
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Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:05,
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Look its not a special day today so the lot of you can fuck nakers and catch aids
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Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:04,
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At least i'd be getting some
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:07,
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I hear Al makes up for his fat baldness by being a caring and sensitive lover
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Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:09,
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it's like cuddling a shaved bear
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:10,
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shaved bear toy raccoon
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:14,
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So you admit you tell lies just to start conversations?
I've lost the tiny shred of respect and trust I had for you.
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Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:57,
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r OH NO! You haven't gone and lost your shed already???
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:01,
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My new shed is MASSIVE
bigger than most London "pads"
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Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:05,
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I'm gonna come down to Cornwall and buy a second shed so that you can no longer afford your shed
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:07,
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Second home/sheds are so last week Nakers
We're pissed off about the emmets buying up all the parking spaces now
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Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:08,
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why'd they do that, surely there's loads of parking in Redruth?
What's an emmet?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:13,
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Like a muggle
But gayer
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:15,
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:16,
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Its not actually the Cornish word for Ant though, its confusing.
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Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:21,
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From Old English:
ǣmete
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:24,
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Yes but this is where it get confusing because its the Cornish Dialect version of the Old English word for Ant
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Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:26,
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Ha ha ha ha
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:09,
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Good morning you massive cunt.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:45,
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Good morning you tiny cunt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:52,
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Tiny cunt. Massive penis.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:54,
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You truly are.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:57,
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Morning Monty cake
WE HAVE FOG, a real peasouper, it's great
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:46,
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Well that's good to know.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:54,
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Good? Good? It's brilliant
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:55,
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Provides better cover for going out murdering prostitutes?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:57,
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* lends claw hammer *.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:58,
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Ha ha.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:59,
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Ha ha ha
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:00,
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Who the fuck painted her nails?
It looks like she fingered herself at the wrong time of the month
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:10,
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It's harters, he likes to dress as a woman when he goes murdering
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:13,
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Shhhhhhhhh, stop giving away my trade secrets
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:15,
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rdering . + nching
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:16,
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What?????????
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:59,
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I don't know about this.
I didn't click it and I've no plans to visit the populol page until it is out of sight.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:57,
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it's safe enough
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:58,
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Oh ok, I'll watch it some more then.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:00,
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It's not nice at all
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 8:58,
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it's genius is what it is
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:02,
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Personally, I think it was very unfair of Frank to video Stunned like that. A man is entitled to some privacy.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:02,
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what time's the table booked for later?
I will be in the East End for about 7:15
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:04,
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what pub are drinks being held in?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:06,
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Dirty Dicks opposite Liverpool St I think
Don't pretend you're coming though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:10,
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Coming.......
Badmons is running the door
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:11,
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pfft, the wierd thing is i have the night off, but got cineama booked
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:14,
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Are you going to hang around Liverpool St, watching from afar?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:16,
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From up close, I'll be in the bar, but i won't reveal myself
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:17,
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I reckon I could pick you out in a line-up.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:18,
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OK, have a guess at describing me now
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:19,
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Like Ben Fogle only less tripped-out.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:19,
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aRE YOU CALLING ME A CUNT?
Edit: soz caps still on
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:20,
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I reckon you're wearing a pink rugger shirt with a popped collar,
mustard coloured jeans and oxblood loafers, and you have a pair of Oakley shades on your head.
tl:dr yes
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:22,
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:o(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:23,
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You are, aren't you?
You go to Mahiki and Whisky Mist on the weekends and your uncle plays polo with Prince Michael of Kent.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:26,
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I have been to both, and both were full of massive tossers
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:31,
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*googles*
Yep, bit like that.
Tall, blonde, rosy cheeks, well-fed, rugger-bugger, floppy hair.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:21,
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My blond locks have dulled to a mousey brown :(
and my hair is less floppy than your mum's flaps
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:22,
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Deacons are usually easy to spot.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:19,
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YEAH EVERTIME YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR11!!!!!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:20,
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Strikethrough watch
Insert wank
Laugh
Well this mediocre effort is greatly improved by nakers' post above...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:17,
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I'll be aiming for Darth's hair, no one will notice with all his gel
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:19,
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7.30 I think.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:10,
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^ this ^
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:11,
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Spot on. I'll go straight to Paedoo's then.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:13,
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I am looking forward to eating a MASSIVE amount of food. At least half a sheep.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:15,
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Cock first
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:17,
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Hugo Chavez is dead!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-21679053
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:04,
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YESSSSSSSSSSS
Greasy fucking commie prick cunt dago wanker WITH CANCER.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:05,
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I don't much like Hugo Chavez either.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:05,
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I actually don't feel strongly either way, i just wanted to ruin Chomps morning by bbc linking it before him
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:06,
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YOU DONKEY
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:10,
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And Michael Bay is still making movies
Proving once and for all there is no God
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Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:11,
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He has a fucking MASSIVE HEED!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:11,
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So did Chavez.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:18,
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