I have marriage counselling today
Should I bring up the book or will that make it even less likely that I get a shag?
( Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:42, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Have you seen "friends"?
You know how ross' wife won't sleep with him for years and it turns out to be because she's gay?

I'm just saying, that's some good tv...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:43, Reply)

you know all about closeted other halves.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:44, Reply)

That dude wasn't in the closet
He was practically screaming.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:47, Reply)

And you know all about turquoise, pink and shoving hamsters up your colon

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:49, Reply)

I only wear pink as detail, soz.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:50, Reply)

+ with pineapples in their colons

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:51, Reply)

I've never seen a whole episode
But from what I have seen, it is not.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:46, Reply)

friends don't let friends watch Friends

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:47, Reply)

WE WERE HAVING A BREAK
How YOU feeling? etc
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:49, Reply)

tell you what bothers me about Friends
Rachel obviously gets it
Monica, well, last turkey in the shop but yeah, ok, quick thump up the knickers then I'd never call her again

but some sick perverts think Phoebe's vaguely shaggable, even someone who posts on this very website has expressed this opinion

I lose sleep over this, why are these people not arrested, beaten up and shot in the back of the head?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:52, Reply)

Monica was pretty fit before about series 3.

( Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:53, Reply)

series

You dirty nonce.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:54, Reply)

I thought she got better with age
like you mum
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:55, Reply)

She got skinnier and skinnier
unlike my mum
( Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:55, Reply)

STOP DISCUSSING FRIENDS

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:57, Reply)

REALLY
TIME TO STOP NOW

STOP AND KILL YOURSELF
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:57, Reply)

I've never understood the hatred that show generated.
It's just a sitcom. I thought it was quite good at times.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:01, Reply)

I'm afraid it wasn't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:03, Reply)

Sorry but I love a bit of friends action
Sex and the city can go fuck itself though
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Well no-one else is going to

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:05, Reply)

I liked the one where they had a chick and a duck

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:01, Reply)

u i
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:01, Reply)

Well yeah that too

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:05, Reply)

My mate Bassett had a pet duck

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:02, Reply)

Jealous

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:11, Reply)

No, a duck

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:11, Reply)

we've all cracked one out over Jennifer Aniston.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:57, Reply)

Not me.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:58, Reply)

This is true
I've never* cracked one out over you

* Ok, once
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:58, Reply)

yeah, but that lesbotic P!nk thing gives you the raging horn, so your opinion is clearly extremely flawed.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:00, Reply)

ewww

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:59, Reply)

Nope.

( Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:01, Reply)

An old friend of mine was of that opinion
Well...actually, he wasn't. He said it because (for obvious reasons) NO ONE else fancied Phoebe. This is the same guy that reckoned he got off with Anna Freil at a festival. Prick.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:59, Reply)

yeah right, tell it to qotw, no one believes you

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:00, Reply)

None of us believed him
He was always making up stuff like that. God, he really was a massive prick.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:01, Reply)

I don't believe you either

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:09, Reply)

I do

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:01, Reply)

shut up

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:09, Reply)

You know sometimes your words?
They hurt.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:10, Reply)

You watch friends
therefore your opinion counts for nothing.
( Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:57, Reply)

These sessions need to be based on honesty from both sides
Why did she kick you out anyway?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:45, Reply)

They do
But if he is too honest, she'll never sleep with him again.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:46, Reply)

Probably because he's a whining twat.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:46, Reply)

At least I want to have sex with my wife
I hear your husband doesn't feel the same about you
( Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:11, Reply)

bookcase he's a twat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:49, Reply)

hahaha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:49, Reply)

lol
or he's spineless
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:59, Reply)

they're in a right bind, those two

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:06, Reply)

He won't be covering her for a while, that's for sure.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:15, Reply)

Cos we were arguing all the time in front of the kids
and my daughter told the teacher that mummy shouts at daddy and hits him so she decided we should have time apart. Most of are arguments revolve around the fact we aren't shagging.
( Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:56, Reply)

Just shag in front of the kids
Problems solved
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:58, Reply)

vicious circle that, hardly gonna be up for some rumpy if you're arguing and then you argue do to lack of rumpy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:58, Reply)

basically what i'm saying is you need to slip her one when she's aslepp

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:58, Reply)

GET ABOUT HER

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:59, Reply)

Ok, i'll report back tomorrow

( Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:59, Reply)

+for sentencing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:59, Reply)