I have a cup of tea and a Yorkie
I feel like I should carry some bricks somewhere
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:35, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Or Murder some hookers

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)

but of course
Alright Bonzodog29?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Alright old bean
I am in one of those annoyingly chipper moods and have been for a good couple of weeks. I think it is in direct correlation to my missus getting stressed about potential house buying...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:41, Reply)

you don't want to buy?
I'm looking to buy another place this year, or maybe two. I'm dreading it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:43, Reply)

Yep
Never been of interest to me owning a gaaff TBH, but realised that we earn more than enough to do so and with the housing market still depressed its an ideal time.

Ah yes reread, yeah put an offer in on a place but the missus gets stressed when she cant control circumstances,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:44, Reply)

paying rent is throwing money away, srs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:45, Reply)

hmmm
possibly: However I would counter that it is common practise in most parts of the world, It also allows you to do away with a lot of the hassles of repairs etc.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:52, Reply)

i find chasing landlords more of a pain than just doing something yourself
lots of people in the world also like to cut the tops of their cocks off, doesn't make it a good idea
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)

reduces your chance to contract AIDS significantly.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:02, Reply)

why is that? cos it can't hide under your foreskin?
or do gay men not like round heads
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:04, Reply)

Even HIV doesn't like Jews.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:04, Reply)

guilty office lol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:05, Reply)

It can, anywhere you can get bodily fluids can hold aids
and also the threory is that it makes condom use easier.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:11, Reply)

roofing? Boiler? etc. etc.
there are many advantages to renting, but I have swayed to becoming a homo Ner
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:20, Reply)

The thing that is funny about this is that you have no more of a clue about a hod carrier's job than you do about a nuclear physicist's.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:43, Reply)

i did loads of labouring when i was a teenager
Although i once got a 200 year old nail through my foot and had to havea tetanus jab and couldn't really walk :oS
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:46, Reply)

it was one of those square ones, and was bent in the middle and split a bit
it really hurt
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:46, Reply)

it was one of those square ones, and was bent in the middle and splut a +s bit +ic
( Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:50, Reply)

effort A+
result C-
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:52, Reply)

How about.....
it was one of those square ones, and was bent in the middle and splut a +s bit +ic
( Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:54, Reply)

No, i got it the first time thanks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:00, Reply)

That's pretty effective.
I vote this becomes the new standard for all convoluted strikethroughs.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Square toe?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)

No fucking way
square nail
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:52, Reply)

He's lying
*tenuous*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)

i think you meant *crap*

hope THAT helps xx
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:08, Reply)

Thnx
It really does.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:21, Reply)

Nakers on a building site
www.lyricsoncall.com/lyrics/the-houghton-weavers/murphy-and-the-bricks-lyrics.html
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)

*cup of tea and Yorkie high-fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:52, Reply)