most things really
i only get wound up about a small number of topics like animal cruelty or female circumcision ("my grandma said that circumcised women make tastier rice" being the most incredible explanation given by one 'cutter').

alt: gaming sucks. but i did download streetfighter ii onto my ipad. i've played it once, i think.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:05, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Why did no one explain this to me before?
I'm all for tastier rice.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:06, Reply)

mayeb they steam it in the pouch created by the circumcision making it nice and sticky with a fragrant "thai fish sauce" overtone

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:07, Reply)

hahahahaha!
pouchlols
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:08, Reply)

and tighter women who are denied the pleasure of sex to make it more pleasurable for men
that is some tasty tasty rice
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:08, Reply)

Circumcised women can still have orgasms from g-spot stimulation though, right?
Not that I'm saying that they're all moaning Marys that ought to accept the tradeoff of better rice, or anything.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:17, Reply)

Doesn't exist

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:21, Reply)

I mean, better rice?
FFS
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:22, Reply)

Woah hang on there
Women are meant to be getting pleasure from sex, why the fuck havent I been told about this?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:34, Reply)

There's a lips joke in here somewhere

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:08, Reply)

Rice does need to be tastey.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:08, Reply)

i make epic egg fried rice

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:13, Reply)

that is a challenging dish

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:14, Reply)

There is a great deal of difference between egg fried rice and good egg fried rice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:15, Reply)

there really is

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:20, Reply)

day old rice
thats the trick
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:27, Reply)

ah yes, however if you can't plan ahead
then simply spreading the just cooked rice onto a baking tray so it's nice and cool, is the next best thing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:28, Reply)

I use a cold plate

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:29, Reply)

Clearly i ma more of a fatty and need more spce for my rice

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:30, Reply)

Nice !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:23, Reply)

it's the little things that make it
the basic recipe is super simple
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:24, Reply)

Battered makes good rice?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:26, Reply)

But, but, but....
He's a TOTAL cunt
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:27, Reply)

I bet he is about to post from the pub in a minute
so that will make him a cunt
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:28, Reply)

My lips are sealed
+in a hospital wastebag
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:29, Reply)

+ alcoholic

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:30, Reply)