A lot of people IRL seem to get annoyed by the word 'cunt'
so I have to stop myself saying it too often.

Alt: I bought every TR game up to Anniversary, but never finished one of them. I used to like the puzzle aspect, but the FPS bits freaked me right out.
/flid
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:23, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

In my experience it is only really cunts who have a problem with it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:24, Reply)

In the original Tomb Raider
I had to get my mum past the difficult fights. No co-ordination. She kept running into walls and dying.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:25, Reply)

The only bit I had to get DJ to help me with
was the big dinosaur.
That's where I've got up to on Anniversary, which is mostly why I've not played it for about three years.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:27, Reply)

Yeah, I remember helping her with that one, too.
Leaping about she'd worked out by that time. Shooting she'd also managed. Leaping AND shooting though, she'd go completely to pieces.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:30, Reply)

What annoyed me was that they changed the controls every bastard game.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:32, Reply)

you were using a different console sweetheart
hth xx
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:34, Reply)

Totally wasn't.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:35, Reply)

I still can't get my hed around your mum playing computer games?
How old is she?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:29, Reply)

I counted the rings

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:30, Reply)

57
Her guild has a presence in games I haven't even heard of.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:31, Reply)

My mum, likes cooking, gardening, walking the dog and history
She has just learnt to emaiul in the last 6 months
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:33, Reply)

Is that sending messages to Hawaii?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:34, Reply)

Oh I say!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:35, Reply)

Not while I'm having a drink, do you fucking mind?
*wipes down keyboard*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:36, Reply)

+violent bumming
+bukkake
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:34, Reply)

My mum likes history, fast cars, computer games
and hates cooking, gardening and dogs.

My mum is way cooler than you'll ever be. At 57.

My grandad got into hi-def TV at 82
( Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:34, Reply)

Variety is the spice of life

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:35, Reply)

nah, you're thinking of Garam masala

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:37, Reply)

There's something unnatural about this relationship.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:32, Reply)

In orite

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:33, Reply)

Still does your nut in to this day?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:32, Reply)

Those slags.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:33, Reply)

Oh my god
Old people in 'technology' shocker.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:33, Reply)

My Dad is scared of the phone

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:33, Reply)

My dad is one of those people who buys every new bit of technology that comes along.
Though, to be fair, he was trained in electronic engineering.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:34, Reply)

just sayin, it's well out of my experience

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:34, Reply)

It's because you think "computer games are shit" is a valid opinion to hold.
This is mainly because you are ignorant, but there could be two other explanations. Firstly you're bent, and secondly you're a spastic.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:36, Reply)

they are pretty shit when you're over 20 years old

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:38, Reply)

No it isn't.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:40, Reply)

yes it is.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:41, Reply)

My mum has one of those headsets with a mic
and talks to people in Manchester etc whilst high end gaming.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:42, Reply)

do they tell her to "go and make a sammich"?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:43, Reply)

Your inability to grasp that you're the weird one in this conversation
makes me chuckle, Nakers.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:44, Reply)

I'm the weird one in most conversations

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:47, Reply)

I think everyone has gone all Captain Placid on us

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:55, Reply)

They wouldnt do that
not if there was still washing up to do,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:55, Reply)