fucking hell, this prick still here?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:25, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

MMPS you need to narrow that one down

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:26, Reply)

the short arse that done the embezzling and shagged the 14 year old polish prostitute

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:43, Reply)

Bartleby?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:46, Reply)

isn't that the dull one that likes real ale?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:52, Reply)

Is that not The Brigadier?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:53, Reply)

hang on, is that not the one that beheaded a tramp with a samurai sword?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:55, Reply)

Yeah
But the police weren't interested.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:57, Reply)

would have made a great record for them, no. 1 for sure!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:58, Reply)

oh man that's the funniest thing all night lol

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:03, Reply)

totes rofl

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:09, Reply)

INR!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:12, Reply)

Are you Battered's white knight tonight?
He must be so pleased.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:53, Reply)

Are you Plumdozers?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:56, Reply)

is that the fat mental cat lady one who shags anything?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:57, Reply)

YM you mean?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:58, Reply)

is that the one who stole drugs a pretended to like football before whining about chicks thinking he was a dull bellend?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:59, Reply)

Yeah, that was Monty.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:00, Reply)

I thought that was the Purple Bowling ball one?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:00, Reply)

hang on, isn't that the one who got sharted on during sex?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:10, Reply)

Nah, that was me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:11, Reply)

I thought you was the one they all post on the populol page calling you a cunt

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:13, Reply)

Nah, that's you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:15, Reply)

I'm pretty sure I don't finger dogs bums

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:18, Reply)

which one keeps doing a flounce then comes back?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:19, Reply)

That's you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:19, Reply)

RIGHT I'M OFF
wanker
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:25, Reply)

JOB DONE.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:28, Reply)

Alright MMPS?
I went to see that Daniel Avery the other week.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:27, Reply)

oh yeah? sounds well hip!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:44, Reply)

It was him and then Erol Alkan.
It was shit hot.

Missed you not being there xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:47, Reply)

hang on, why didn't you txt me?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:52, Reply)

Oh m8 I would have done but I only got guest listed at the last moment.
Next time, yeah?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:54, Reply)

pinkie fucking promise

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:56, Reply)

I have a mate who puts tunes out on Soma
Can poss get GL for Slam nights.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:00, Reply)

have a mate who puts tunes out on Soma Can ss get GL for Slam nights o
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:04, Reply)

And where have you been for the last few weeks you monumental twat? xx

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:29, Reply)

your mum.
lolz
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:44, Reply)

you lucky chap.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:48, Reply)

oh aye, wore her like a hat.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:51, Reply)

woh woh woh woh woh MMPS in heeeee-house.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:32, Reply)

alright gonz

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:44, Reply)

Not bad, you cool?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:06, Reply)

all sweet here gonz.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:10, Reply)

More sycophancy for mmpso
Pricks
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:37, Reply)

Sycophancy turns my fucking stomach.
How are you, the LOVELY Tangles?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:41, Reply)

I'm LOVELY, as it happens.
Just scoffed a delicious paneer coconut fry with chapattis, washed down with some LOVELY beer and am about to go and use my CROSS VOICE on some seven year olds who should be asleep.
How is life since you decided to run away with the circus?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:46, Reply)

This will be you telling them firmly that they want to go to the woods to see some puppies.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:47, Reply)

Hey, I have to come back through those woods on my own you know

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:49, Reply)

I hadn't thought of that.
Take a torch with you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:50, Reply)

Life's good ta.
I might gaz you with a detailed update letter, plus a drawing of Hartley Hare's cock xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:49, Reply)

Wicked
I ain't gonna read it tonight, mind.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:51, Reply)

I WON'T BOTHER THEN, GOD, WHY ARE YOU SUCH A PRICK?!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:52, Reply)

you can get pills for that now.
what do the voices tell you tangles? do they want you to touch my scrotum?

I'm cool with that btw, you massive bender.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:42, Reply)

Probably just start with holding hands, if that's ok.
Might put one hand on your knee later. We'll see how it goes.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:48, Reply)

just touch my fucking balls.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:51, Reply)

ok

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:58, Reply)

don't you dare lie about this!
on the count of three.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:00, Reply)

yeah, what's this prick mmps doing here, stinking up the joint?
lolz, only joking, that's monty.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:41, Reply)

Hey Mumps!
where ya been?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:43, Reply)

battered's mum
lolz
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:44, Reply)

A popular destination I gather.
Did you know you can have a go on his missus half price with ever proof of purchase?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:12, Reply)

YOUN A POOF OF PURCHASE!!!
lolz
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:18, Reply)

that'll be dozer.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:19, Reply)

Terrible bullying of the Dozer by his board foe, CQ.
:'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:23, Reply)

nah, I'm not your foe, I'm liking you now.
we are best buds.

you baggy trouser-ed, clown-shoed pink-wearing poof
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:31, Reply)

I don't wear pink.
Soz to be the bearer etc.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:34, Reply)

I seem to remember you strongly implying you did
but I cannot be fucked arguing the point, not do I care that much.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:38, Reply)

I only wear it as detail in accessories.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:39, Reply)

ahh, so you do wear it then.
add 'fibbing' to the above description. also 'meths drinking'
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:41, Reply)

LETS SEE HIM WORM HIS WAY OUT OFF THIS ONE

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:43, Reply)

What I was getting at is that I wouldn't wear a solid pink shirt, but will wear such things as a navy blue and pink striped tie.
Detailing, not the main colour. So it wouldn't be accurate to say that I was wearing pink, just that I was wearing some pink.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:47, Reply)

so, you wear pink then?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:55, Reply)

Define 'wearing pink'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:56, Reply)

To carry or have on the body or about the person as a covering, equipment, ornament, or the like
a color varying from light crimson to pale reddish purple.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 9 Mar 2013, 23:01, Reply)

Yes, but does this mean solid pink?
What if the only pink is a very thin stripe, in a shirt with half a dozen or so different coloured stripes?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 23:04, Reply)

by the above definition this would count.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 9 Mar 2013, 23:05, Reply)

Really though?
You know those Paul Smith shirts which are classic PS stripes? Loads of different colours? If someone was wearing that, would that be wearing pink, or wearing a shirt with some pink in it?

It's a subtle but crucial difference.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 23:07, Reply)