I'm not sure if I'm ready to take our relationship to the physical plane yet.


Soz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:45, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You need to buy a Greggs hat first.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:46, Reply)

I just don't think I can make the necessary millinery commitment at this stage.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:49, Reply)

i found you one in a puddle outside my flat, remember?
i'm sure it's still knocking around somewhere
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:53, Reply)

that's alright, i'd rather snog lusty anyway

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:46, Reply)

That's definitely interesting and heterosexual.
No, wait. The other thing.
Boring and bent.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:48, Reply)

now come on, which is worse, the thought of me tonguing lusty
or the thought of battered tonguing monty?

we all know the answer to this.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:49, Reply)

I know which I'd rather see.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:50, Reply)

POIDH

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:52, Reply)

Trust me, this won't be happening.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:53, Reply)

what, battered tenderly combing his fingers through monty's locks?
(whilst standing on a chair and stretching up his wee arms)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:53, Reply)

lusty King Zog of Albania
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:27, Reply)

oh well this competition just blew WIDE OPEN

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:30, Reply)

alright rachelsbaryatricfannywipe

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:33, Reply)

alright king snog of albania

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)

PARROT ON PLASTIC RED BALL KINKY RED HOT SEX ACTION
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpXVtLrb3vM&feature=player_detailpage#t=762s

alright
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:37, Reply)

hahaha the dirty little bastard
it starts off so sweet. and then.... bird frottage.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:44, Reply)

he's full of the joys of spring lately

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)

i thought he thought it was an egg at first
it was quite nurturing.

then no. shagged to death. poor ball.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Are you saying his parrot is a nonce?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:11, Reply)

his parrot is a ball-shagging grotbag
and very cute
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:13, Reply)

he does sit on it for hours sometimes, trying to hatch it
then he shags it

which is worrying
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:27, Reply)

to be fair, his brain is smaller than his birdcock
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:28, Reply)

yeah well, so's yours

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:35, Reply)

awwww
i read that as "he's yours" at first and was all excited.

now i see it was not in fact a gift of a parrot but just another insult on the internet. doom.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)

how do i put that shizzle in my profile?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:03, Reply)

<img src="http://i.imgur.com/rB5MRv2.png" />
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:21, Reply)