Designated evening thread:
I made awesome chilli, what did you make?

Alt: I could never live in Oz because of the spiders and because it want's to kill me. I could never live in the US because they can't do tea, plus it's full of Merkins. where couldn't you live?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 20:50, 46 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I made a poo in my pants :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 21:03, Reply)

sob
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 21:04, Reply)

Hahah, oh good, I was honestly expecting this to be an Eric Cartman parody.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 22:16, Reply)

I made an awesome A-Z picture book with a zombie in it.
I couldn't live anywhere where women are disenfranchised. I'm far too mouthy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 21:07, Reply)

one day you will get your own branch of costas b3th, one day

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 21:44, Reply)

I made toad in the hole with cumberland sausages. Served with mashed potatoes and onion gravy
Alt: Dunno really, I've seen good and bad bits of everywhere I've lived/worked/travelled to. I'm hearing bad reports of South Africa - a South African couple I know who lived and worked here in the UK for ages sold up their businesses and moved back there a couple of years ago. They're coming back because it's really not safe. On those reports I'd probably not want to go there.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 21:13, Reply)

great, my mate at work has just gone there for a weeks holiday
hope he makes it back. :/
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 21:20, Reply)

I would expect that the tourist areas are well-policed
These guys live in a gated community AND have their own compound. There have been several violent home invasions in the last few months in their area, coupled with the regular carjackings and the muggings they've decided to call it a day.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 21:24, Reply)

well, fingers crossed, he's a nice chap, if a little aspie.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 21:33, Reply)

I made an apostrophe and put it in your "wants" to make you look like an illiterate dillweed.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 21:16, Reply)

maybe I like looking like and illiterate dillweed
ever consider that doc?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 21:21, Reply)

I also made a "d" and put it at the end of your "an".
I am soooo nawty.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 21:24, Reply)

do you realy caare or is it all just pose?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 21:32, Reply)

pose?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 21:34, Reply)

Shambo thinks American Psycho is crap
you should tell him why he's wrong.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 21:36, Reply)

yeah I saw that.
I disagree with him but am posting from a phone so CBA posting about the reasons I disagree.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 21:38, Reply)

I've never seen the film but the book is near-unreadable look-a-me-I'm-on-the-edge-I-don't-hate-women-honest bollocks.
And you're both cunts.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 21:39, Reply)

awwwwww!
and I'm always so nice about you and everyfing.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 21:40, Reply)

there's a difference between a book about a misogynist and a misogynist book.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 21:40, Reply)

More to the point, it's fucking shit.
It's either so dull its unreadable or so unpleasant its unreadable.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 21:59, Reply)

it uses boredom as a literary device.
And unpleasant shouldn't be a reason not to read it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 22:10, Reply)

The act that it's shit is though.
And 'boredom is a literary device'?

Fucking hell, you sound like Monty trying to explain why he ironically likes Hawkwind.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 7:01, Reply)

Somalia seems to me like the worst place on the planet, I can't think of a worst place.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 21:34, Reply)

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( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 21:35, Reply)

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( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 21:38, Reply)

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( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 21:45, Reply)

oh do fuck off Gonz.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 21:56, Reply)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 22:14, Reply)

you really are a fucking dick
I don't dislike you because you're retarded or a yid or because you can't hold your shit in

I dislike you simply because you're a creepy dickhead
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 22:23, Reply)

he's nice enough really
no idea what this retarded shit is about though.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 22:31, Reply)

I'm bored so just putting a load of "SHARE ME" type statuses from facebook.
as there isn't much else going on except Gilga getting wound up over nothing.

I'm off to bed now, g'nights.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 22:36, Reply)

try not to shit the bed

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 22:39, Reply)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 22:34, Reply)

haha, you fucking idiot

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 22:19, Reply)

I'm not certain I could live in space

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 21:43, Reply)

I would, you can't hear the neighbours screaming

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 22:20, Reply)

i was going to say the bottom of the sea
I'm no good under pressure
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 22:56, Reply)

I couldn't live anywhere shit

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 22:58, Reply)

So lonely

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 23:19, Reply)

alright?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 23:25, Reply)

I have opal fruits

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 23:29, Reply)

I have roquefort

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 23:31, Reply)

Smear it on your cock to tempt the hamster eh?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 23:33, Reply)

no.
Eat it with a tiny dribble of honey.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 23:42, Reply)

Poor hamster

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 23:44, Reply)

She loves monkey nuts.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 23:44, Reply)