Can we do a morning report like what talk used to do back in the day?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:22, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

examples please

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:25, Reply)

I can't remember
I think they gave the first part of their postcode, details of the weather, breakfast maybe? possibly what their first shit of the day look like? I don't know.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:28, Reply)

this is an example
b3ta.com/talk/3894423
(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:51, Reply)

No doubt you'd prefer it if we did this in the style of a West End Show.
You're such a complete Al.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:29, Reply)

NE26
Fucking cold but sunny. Nice flat sea
Two muffins and a cup of coffee

*jazzhands*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:32, Reply)

I AM YET TO POO

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:33, Reply)

Calm down Tigger

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:37, Reply)

W5
Cold with a freezing "euro wind"
Bowl of cheerios and a black coffee
No shitting as yet
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:36, Reply)

GU1
An arctic wind blasting clean from the bowels of the Pole. Clawing at my rugged, manly face as though to tear the flesh clean from my bones.

Luckily I had tea and toast and now I'm in a nice, warm office.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:39, Reply)

I think GU1 could be the bentest postcode in the country

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:47, Reply)

I can tell you which is the shittest postcode in the country.
SL1
( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:48, Reply)

WHY?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:49, Reply)

Central Slough.

( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:51, Reply)

ahhhhhh!
*understands*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:52, Reply)

GA1
more like
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)

N12
Tropical hot sunshine with howling Mistral, and 6 foot of snow.

Two toasts with houmous.

A 'challenging' blood-flecked stool the diameter of a coke can and the length of three football pitches
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:38, Reply)

houmous for breakfast?
Are you some kind of deviant?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:42, Reply)

The best of all the devinats.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:44, Reply)

and you would know, pyjama-man

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Nom nom nom.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:47, Reply)

Yup

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)