Have they got the car running yet?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:50, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Have they fuck
50 minutes waiting for some cunt to answer the phone.
120 quid to change my cover to fucking Home Start.
Hour and five minute wait for a very nice man to turn up - he's got 15 minutes left.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Anyone want to buy a car?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:52, Reply)

there's a hairdresser called "tangles" on the earls court road
my cab went past it this morning. i thought of you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Does it run on yak shit?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)

obviously not
didn't you read his post?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)

HE MIGHT HAVE RUN OUT OF YAK SHIT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Nah
Always got plenty of that in the yurt.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:56, Reply)

I dunno.
Do I look like a fucking mechanic?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)

You look like a tramp.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 10:06, Reply)

does it run on vegetable oil?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Does it run on Andrew Marr's facial muscles?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:55, Reply)

haha, that's a marr-sterstroke of engineering

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:59, Reply)

*golf clap*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 10:00, Reply)

I'd ask what's wrong with it, but it'll be a Beetle, or a camper, or an ancient Merc converted to run on chip fat
so the answer will be "too many things to list, only some of them mechanical".
( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)