Lol.
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1704403--when-receiving-a-CRAP-mothers-day-gift-from-the-husband
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:24, 8 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Miserable ungrateful bitch.
At least he made the effort.
He won't next year.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:25, Reply)

this^
Fuck that for a game of cards.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Fucking pussies
Did you get an excellent present for Father's Day?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)

I did.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Which was?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:28, Reply)

platform shoes

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)

lol 1

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Hairy Dieters cook book?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)

lol 2

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)

A photo album full of about 200 pictures of the three of us as a family (in chronological order) starting from the day my daughter was born.
My wife put a massive amount of time in to it.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)

That really is an excellent present

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Yes. I doubt I'll get anything like that this year.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:31, Reply)

My two wouldnt even get out of the car to go to the florists
Lazy cunts
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:33, Reply)

I'd have been all "fuck's sake, where's my PS3? What is this shit?"

( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)

^non-parent^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)

Indeed. Long may it continue.

( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)

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(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)

I think there was a bit more to it than that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:35, Reply)

She should feel lucky
since she's not his mother, he didn't have to get her anything.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Ha ha,
there's one response from a poster saying "I got cold tea in bed from my 8 year old. We don't let her use the kettle"

Sorry love your child is a retard and it's your fault.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)

'DS brought me a cup of tea in bed and the news that the cat had thrown up in the kitchen.'
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)

Mrs Cow got our two going nuts for the entire day, causing her to burst into tears

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)

Brilliant.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Its the thought that counts

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)

I think that's rather sweet.
My kid gave me a picture of a load of animals, and I think she got Gonz to do the captions as apparently there is an 'african giroff', a 'pone', a 'woross', a 'whayol' and 'kung fu panda' on it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)

This is excellent
I've just found a picture of a penguin that my daughter did
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)

King - geeee!
It's the hairy dieting wot ahhhh luv!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)

Dood!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:33, Reply)

Fucks sake
Sorry, I deeply dislike people like that.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)

"I'm REALLY sorry I started this thread! I kind of hoped the responses would be funny, along the lines of 'our crap gifts', maybe cheer me up a little.

To those of you who thought it prudent to give me a hard time - many thanks! You are a BIG help.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:33, Reply)

There you go
Next thread - shite presents
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:35, Reply)

Well she was way off the mark there, then

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:35, Reply)

hahaha
it seems her ingratitude is rooted in a deep sense of self-entitlement.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:35, Reply)

I NO RITE
If she chose to have kids then she should expect grief for 18-30 years
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)

They should joing b3ta.
And go to KFC.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:38, Reply)

how do you find these posts?
are you a member of mumsnet?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)

I might join.
It'd make the day fly by.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:33, Reply)

i might join up too, what's a ds and a dd though?
i assume it's like boy and girl or something, but probably not direct debit
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)

There is a massive list of acronyms on that site.
I think DS = dear son, DD = dear daughter etc.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)

www.mumsnet.com/info/acronyms
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Something son and daughter?
Dickhead?
( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)

That part of mumsnet often makes for hilarious reading when having a sandwich at your desk.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)

wank at your desk more like

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)

under

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)

n d
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)

*waggles eyebrows*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)

THere was an excellent troll post there which went on for a couple of years
about a mum asking if it was okay to wank off her son to try and straighten his penis.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Link?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)

No
find it yourself. Google, "mum wanking off son"
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Yes, because I really want that in my search history.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Oh god
I'd love to read that
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Fucking hell

( Peej, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:42, Reply)