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guess what guys!We're almost certainly going to be in a triple dip recession! YAY OSBOURN
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I eased YM's quantitive last night.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:21,
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Did you see how EA tried to appease you on the BBC news site?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:20,
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Fuck em in the ear(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:22,
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This is a clear signal for the coalition government to cut further and faster.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:21,
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Well they haven't really started yet, so that's kind of going to happen anyway(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:22,
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Another meaningless statistic from the good people at Chomp Industries. (, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:24, Reply)
ONs figures show manufacturing down 1.5% in January from december, that's 3% down in a year.As lovely financial/legal/accounting and the rest of the proffessional service sector is at making money, you shouldn't be suprised that if we don't make things we can't sell them.
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THIS IS ALL GORDON BROWNS FAULT!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:31,
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Gordon CLOWN more like, I bet he has feet like dozer(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:33,
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Equities are back at pre 2008 levels. (good for your pensions and endowments)Pound is weaker which should promote export manafacturing. Employment is OK, could be better but.....
The press concentrate on it because they think it's a story. It has to be taken in the round.
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Retail sales were up last month too.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:31,
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and if the Scots stay in the UKThe oil industry is about to go through another boom. Big, big bucks.
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NO NO THE COALITION HAVE RUINED BRITUN(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:38,
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They don't release official figures until the next month. Febs wont be out yet...I think.
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calendar failAlso understanding of 'year on year' fail.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:38,
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You're mum is so round CERN used her as a template for their Large Hadron Collider(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:37,
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Your mum's so fat that her belly button doesn’t have lint in it, it has jumpers.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:45,
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I heard that is where Kroney shops for his cardigans(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:47,
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YM is so fat that when she talks to herself, it’s a long distance call.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:49,
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It's as fucked as it ever was.nothings changed Exports are down 3.5% unemployment is still far above structural levels. NHS and forces redundancies are coming in their thousands in the next 3 months. Houses aren't being built, small buisnesses can't get loans, first time buyers have to save for years before getting a deposit and people are getting pay rises below inflation. That's the round, we're still fucked and equity levels mean shit all.
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80% of equity trades are done algorithmically, they don't even know who runs the Company.(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:43, Reply)
owns the companyThey have absolutely no idea. When the equity market gets out of hand they switch the exchange computer off.
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hey, Chomp works on the finance team, he knows how all this stuff works.(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:47, Reply)
The problem being is that by the time the market is getting out of hand everyone owns a shit tonne of stock that's badly valued. That's purely based on the trend following algorithms that assume that someone knows what they're doing. And they work well, so well that they're used so much the influence of single human trade decisions are multiplied dozens of times in the first couple of miliseconds. That's dangerous.
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Compared with the rest of Europe (bar Germany perhaps) we're still doing better though right?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:43,
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Better than a few but worse growth than...Australia
Brazil
Canada
China
India
Indonesia
Japan
New Zealand
Russia
South Korea
Switzerland
Turkey
United States
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None of these are in the European Union.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:51,
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Osborne has saved us!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:56,
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Exports should be around 5%*shit lager lolz*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:45,
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Swipe will be so pleased, she's only had a double.IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:35,
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