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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Alt: you know where I live - impossible to call.
I think it might be the 'workshop space' near me in which there's a man who just makes SPOONS. He has an irono-beard I expect.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:06, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
there was some twat i saw wandering around near yours in a suit
he had floppy hair, big hornrimmed glasses, was clutching a bottle of wine, and groping everyone's arses as they passed. he was a reet twat.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:08, Reply)
Sounds like Stunned.
Did he end up pissing himself in a corner?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:09, Reply)
insert illiterate cartoon here

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:11, Reply)
OK

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)
This is extremely witty, in case you didn't realise.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Really? Nothing?
FFS
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)
Begging will definitely get everybody onside.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:28, Reply)
I quite liked it until he started squawking about it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)
I would have clicked, but I shan't now.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:31, Reply)
I've made a terrible mess of this, I see that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:33, Reply)
I've 'MILKED' it, one might say!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:35, Reply)
bullshit

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:38, Reply)
sorry but when you make yourself sound like psycho, you can't expect a laugh from me

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)
I don't get it, soz

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:28, Reply)
i can't see it soz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)
I'm lactose intolerant soz

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)
I just want to join in, soz.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)
Hi guys!!! soz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)
LOL, soz

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:45, Reply)
That was, I should imagine, ye joakke.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:14, Reply)
I don't get it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:15, Reply)
Perhaps if you re-thought your knitwear strategy you might have more of a chance?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Got to be true to myself, Monty.
Can't go around changing jumpers just because ageing stick-in-the-muds can't handle my visionary taste, can I?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:19, Reply)
put up a link to the offending article

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)
My jelly. You aren't ready for it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)
This is what i imagine
i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NzY4WDEwMjQ=/$(KGrHqZ,!rIFD01I2+zNBQ+UohGKGQ~~48_79.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Hahaha
not far off, but brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:25, Reply)
that wasn't brown
it was sort of the ugly retarded cousin of brown and green
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)
It's brown and you're colour blind.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)
it's as brown as my hair

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)
So you're saying my jumper is bright orange?
ok
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)
you know what?
neither of us comes out well here
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)
Cat shit beige.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)
You sit tight, son - they'll catch up eventually

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)
i could crop out his face on my phone and then post it
but it just seems a bit mean
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)
seems very sensible

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Cropping his face out isn't mean to everyone on here.
The hideous French onion-seller.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)
My mum says I'm handsome :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:39, Reply)
She says that to all the blokes.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)
Good old Madame Keller - such a sense of humour!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)
i did the best strikethrough ever on you up at the top
just saying
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)
also tangles did NOT

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)
I totally did.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:46, Reply)
Was it Monty
in glasses?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:12, Reply)

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