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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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why does word think it knows better than i do what it wants? it doesn't. i hate it.
what inanimate objects hate you and why?

alt: what is the wankiest thing you've seen recently? no points for this post. imma go with those fucking twats who wear their jeans around their knees.

altalt: what food/drink could you never give up?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:50, 178 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
B3th, cos she's a shit MOD
alt: Shiney Ferrari jacket and nasty fake Aviators on some greasy wop

altalt: MEAT
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:53, Reply)
i was in selfridges in manchester a month or so ago
nudged my friend as this vision clad in gold leather from head to boot strode into view. "what the fuck has he come as?" i asked her.

"i don't know, but i know that's his girlfriend," she replied, as a woman dressed head to toe in silver leather appeared behind us...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:56, Reply)
I saw something similar in Bath.
Some guido dressed all in various shade of blue, including bag, sunglasses, trainers and some sort of bomber jacket made out of bin liner plastic. He was walking arm in arm with some woman, all dressed in various shades of pink including matching branded bag, sunglasses, trainers and some sort of bomber jacket made out of bin liner plastic.

I hate people. They're all cunts. All of them.

Peculiar amount of gingers out in Bath, that day. Like they were on day release, or something. You'd have felt right at home.

Setter.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:59, Reply)
why would i have felt at home?
at least i know what a bath is, you smelly french cunt
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:02, Reply)
Because you have great big ginger barnet
you ranga.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:02, Reply)
but enough about your mum's bushy bush

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:09, Reply)
Because most people that use it are illiterate retards, Americans, or both.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:53, Reply)
I’m beginning to think you aren’t found of our overweight American cousins

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:07, Reply)
I'm not overly fond of anyone or anything.
I'm not so narrowminded as to single out a particular people.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:08, Reply)
you love me

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:09, Reply)
You're alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:10, Reply)

al
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)
+ an
right
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)
You're an Al?
or You're anal?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)
The former.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:12, Reply)
Over elaborate front doors
Alt:
That really is annoying. Especially when they have to shuffle along for fear of them actually falling off.

AltAlt:
Alcohol/Cheese
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:55, Reply)
what is this alcohol cheese you speak of

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:09, Reply)

metro.co.uk/2013/03/13/mother-gave-13-year-old-daughter-three-ecstasy-tablets-as-birthday-present-3539506/?ITO=facebook
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:55, Reply)
I'd have been fucking delighted with pills for a birthday present
don't see what the problem is.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:58, Reply)
I'd have preferred 3 pills to a fuckin hairdryer I can tell you

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:59, Reply)
it's like one long argument for sterilisation

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:00, Reply)
...or the utter destruction of Middlesbrough.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:04, Reply)
Oh, it's Middlesbrough?
This is therefore not a surprising article.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:33, Reply)
I will be sure to keep my eyes out for 13 year olds with enormous pink pills thanks to that photo
thanks student intern ray mallon!

this sounds like one of those winterval made up stories repeated by retards/theresa may
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:00, Reply)
righteous indignation

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:01, Reply)
Bucky! OOH, Cap'n Bucky O'Hare, he goes where no ordinary rabbit would dare
doo doo doo dum dum dum etc
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:04, Reply)
that was a weird name for a ship
i would've called it the rampant rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:08, Reply)
Oi :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:12, Reply)
I don't want to discuss my inantimate objects on the internet :/

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:58, Reply)
look buddy
nobody's got a gun to your head, ok? this isn't fucking dunblane. either play nicely with the other children or fuck off, right?

this sounded funny in my head. it looks aggressive and menacing on here. oh well. suck it up, like the good little bitches that you are.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:00, Reply)
I'm totally telling rob

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Glued Eel is Andy Murray?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)
lol "inantimate"
as in lifeless and tiny.

But enough about your penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:01, Reply)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:00, Reply)
whatever you like sweetheart

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:01, Reply)
i was saying boo-urns

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:04, Reply)
excellent

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:07, Reply)
this is moleman in the morning, good moleman to you

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:08, Reply)
Oh god, there is someone on the telly right now, who took out a £120 payday loan over 12 months.
She said that the total she had to pay back was £400 by the end, and she couldn't afford it, so she took out another payday lone with a different company. And then did it again. 10 times. Until she ended up owing £6000 for a £120 initial loan.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:01, Reply)
This is a microcosm of the stupidity behind the sub-prime mortgage crisis.
I bet she's blaming somebody else, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:02, Reply)
She needs to consolidate her loans and kill herself

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:06, Reply)
altalt: NOMMY PULLED CHORIZO

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:03, Reply)
I have a pulled pork sandwich fpr lunch!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:06, Reply)
YESSSSSSSSS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Automatic doors hate me :(
alt: Muppet cars* Any cunt that thinks putting a body kit, aftermarket lights and a huge bore exhaust pipe on a Corsa, makes them look cool wants fucking over big time.

altalt: I'm with Badmons on the meat angle also Whiskey Macs at Christmas

*I have hated them for a long time
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:04, Reply)
There are so many of these cars where I live
In particular, cars that are worth substantially less than all the shit that's been put on them. I saw a brown Vauxhall Nova with a body kit (different colour from the bodywork) and blue lights round the bottom. It looked utterly ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)
It's the mentality of the cunts that own this type of car.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Alt: you know where I live - impossible to call.
I think it might be the 'workshop space' near me in which there's a man who just makes SPOONS. He has an irono-beard I expect.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:06, Reply)
there was some twat i saw wandering around near yours in a suit
he had floppy hair, big hornrimmed glasses, was clutching a bottle of wine, and groping everyone's arses as they passed. he was a reet twat.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:08, Reply)
Sounds like Stunned.
Did he end up pissing himself in a corner?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:09, Reply)
insert illiterate cartoon here

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:11, Reply)
OK

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)
This is extremely witty, in case you didn't realise.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Really? Nothing?
FFS
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)
Begging will definitely get everybody onside.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:28, Reply)
I quite liked it until he started squawking about it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)
I would have clicked, but I shan't now.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:31, Reply)
I've made a terrible mess of this, I see that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:33, Reply)
I've 'MILKED' it, one might say!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:35, Reply)
bullshit

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:38, Reply)
sorry but when you make yourself sound like psycho, you can't expect a laugh from me

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)
I don't get it, soz

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:28, Reply)
i can't see it soz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)
I'm lactose intolerant soz

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)
I just want to join in, soz.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)
Hi guys!!! soz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)
LOL, soz

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:45, Reply)
That was, I should imagine, ye joakke.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:14, Reply)
I don't get it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:15, Reply)
Perhaps if you re-thought your knitwear strategy you might have more of a chance?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Got to be true to myself, Monty.
Can't go around changing jumpers just because ageing stick-in-the-muds can't handle my visionary taste, can I?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:19, Reply)
put up a link to the offending article

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)
My jelly. You aren't ready for it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)
This is what i imagine
i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NzY4WDEwMjQ=/$(KGrHqZ,!rIFD01I2+zNBQ+UohGKGQ~~48_79.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Hahaha
not far off, but brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:25, Reply)
that wasn't brown
it was sort of the ugly retarded cousin of brown and green
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)
It's brown and you're colour blind.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)
it's as brown as my hair

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)
So you're saying my jumper is bright orange?
ok
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)
you know what?
neither of us comes out well here
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)
Cat shit beige.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)
You sit tight, son - they'll catch up eventually

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)
i could crop out his face on my phone and then post it
but it just seems a bit mean
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)
seems very sensible

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Cropping his face out isn't mean to everyone on here.
The hideous French onion-seller.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)
My mum says I'm handsome :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:39, Reply)
She says that to all the blokes.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)
Good old Madame Keller - such a sense of humour!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)
i did the best strikethrough ever on you up at the top
just saying
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)
also tangles did NOT

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)
I totally did.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:46, Reply)
Was it Monty
in glasses?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:12, Reply)
Google's a bit of a self righteous cunt these days.
Flagellating you for the slightest spelling mistake and suggesting what you want to search for.

Alt. Them cunts that knit round trees are back in Manchester. I mean really.

Alt. Alt. MEAT. Grrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:13, Reply)
alt: those who that what round where in excuse me?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:15, Reply)
Tree jumpers.
Well, woollen waistcoats, I guess. I thought you'd be all over this, living near Hoxton.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Man I am so square!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)
is that wear you stole your cardigan from?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Terry Schiavo
alt: Momo trying to shag wooden Froggy

altalt: bacon
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:28, Reply)
poor momo he seems to be shagging a lot of toys
maybe you should stop teasing him and just put out?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)
alright rachelswipe

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:39, Reply)
oh yeah avoid the bird shagging question
you're SO vanilla
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)
it's been firmly established that you are in fact the vanilla type [Diod. Sic. passim.]

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)
rubbish
they come no wilder or crazier than me.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:50, Reply)
you WELL fancy me

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:53, Reply)
i'm a golddigging whore
gold parrot
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:54, Reply)
did you see the froggy vid?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)
no! i only saw the ball porn

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:56, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRZ2Sh5-XuM
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:57, Reply)
no wait, that's wrong
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXgyt0lI4xA
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:57, Reply)
he loves it
he can't decide if he wants to kill it or fuck it or eat it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)
what the blue fuck was that?!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:57, Reply)
hahaha
I'm sneaking that onto forums all over the internet today

I should get out more
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)
but what the fuck IS it?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)
your dad's boyfriend

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)
don't be stupid
he's black
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)
blimey
someone in the family doesn't like vanilla then
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:03, Reply)
Frank, on the day the second psychiatrist decided he probably was worth sectioning.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)
it's like Prometheus if the plot made more sense

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:06, Reply)
I think you have misunderstood what inanimate means.
and there is no need for me to list reasons for hating me here.

Alt: Mr Phoenix was 'Joaquin' himself off in one scene in the film I saw last night.

Altalt: I'd rather not go without alcohol, but I'm pretty sure I could give it up.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:28, Reply)
how is a computer not an inanimate object??

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)
I think you've misunderstood what I said.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)
imma not lie to you
it was a bit tl:dr
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:38, Reply)
altalt:
Decent coffee
Red meat
Cheese
Curry
Game
Seafood
Chili & other spices
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:33, Reply)
+ dick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:33, Reply)
Seafood dick?
dick curry?
decent dick coffee?
chilli & other dick spices?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)
bag of dicks?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)
Actually I reckon I could just about cope without most things, even meat, but not chillies.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:38, Reply)
*chillifives*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)
finger chillis?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)
No the heatings on

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:45, Reply)
I started air-drying a plateful of scotch bonnets nearly a month ago and they are still not dry.
I might preserve them in oil in their present state. They look like sunblush tomatoes now.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)
Have you still got a metric ton of the fuckers?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:46, Reply)
half a metric ton now. Best £2 I ever spent.
Apart from when I bought that season ticket for goes on YM, obv
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)
you know when i say "i could eat a monkey's miscarriage"
do they look like that?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)
ewww
Anyone want any chillies?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:57, Reply)
heh
it was like when kitty said that her bloke refers to her period as "her dolmio day". every time i see the advert now, i want to vomit.

"when's YOUR dolmio day?"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)
In other news, your boyfriend decided to text me at 1.43 this morning.
The message:

I kill you.

Hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)
Quite.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)
turn your phone off at night...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)
If you get woken by drunken texts from your mates, you only really have yourself to blame.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:49, Reply)
Altalt: Meat, I think
I can (and have) gone days without it before, but I don't think I could quit altogether.
Wait...what if it was causing me serious harm? Ok, I guess I could give it up if I needed to. Ok, so in conclusion, there is nothing I couldn't live without. I think that's true of everyone though, isn't it? Dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)
that oxygen is fairly addictive stuff

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)
I've heard you area right oxygen thief

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)
i've heard you were deprived of it at birth
so ner
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:38, Reply)
I hard you were given "it" in the arse by the cast of Shameless

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:39, Reply)
just because the ex is asian
you're so fucking racist
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)
soz I don't get this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:50, Reply)
It's quite moreish, I agree

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)
vegetarians are faggots

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)
But faggots are not vegetarian.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:42, Reply)
what a crazy world!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)
fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:42, Reply)
alright rachelswipe

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)
alright vanillaman

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)
well, no actually

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:45, Reply)
why not? what's up?
tell auntie swipe.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:47, Reply)
I'M FINE OK JUST LEAVE ME ALONE

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)
if you had any hair i'd ruffle it

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:49, Reply)
hang on, let me undo my belt first

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:50, Reply)
your anal beard doesn't count

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:51, Reply)
shut up and get working that popping candy

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:51, Reply)
you're going to snap every time you sit down

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:53, Reply)
Yeah, but he's right though.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:45, Reply)
What?
I can't believe you can think this when you have me, swipe and dozer representing the vegetarians on here.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:47, Reply)
well, me anyway

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:47, Reply)
I couldn't give up meat but I do enjoy the odd vegetarian dish
But I hate pretend meat vegetarian dishes. If I choose a vegetarian option it’s precisely because it’s got its own merits
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)
tl;dr

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Soz, I don't really care

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)
I tripped over my trainers twice last night, does that count?
Alt: Bar near me seems to include hipster glasses as part of the uniform. As a result, I refuse to go there.

Alt: Meat, onions, carrots, sweetcorn, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)
tl;dr

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)
I tripped over Dozers trainers last night
And I live miles away from York.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:50, Reply)
Bored of this now.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:54, Reply)
why don't you stuff your phone up your bum and take some pictures for mumsnet?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)
I've got too much bath water up my arse.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:57, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:06, Reply)
I know what will interest you...
Japanese fanny bread
SFW, unless you work for a particularly prudish baker.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:57, Reply)
*buys*
*gets mysterious yeast infection*
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:07, Reply)
NEW. THREAD. STARTED.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)

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