Work, I just can't be arsed at the moment.
Need to do something new and exciting.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:18, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Move your bin into the middle of your office, then have a shit in it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:20, Reply)

Good plan, especially as I'm in a client's office!
Congrats on a successful Sunday
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:20, Reply)

I hear office parkour
Is all the rage
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:22, Reply)

I don' have the energy and I forget my wallet so I'm drinking machine coffee :(
Still at least I'm not a Cypriot.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:23, Reply)

10% of your savings. Fucking terrible.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:29, Reply)

6.5% under £100K

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Doesn't the family Gonz have a villa out there?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:32, Reply)

90% of one, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:33, Reply)

100% lol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:34, Reply)

he definitely has some sort of connections

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:34, Reply)

Because telling people you're going to take a chunk of their savings
is just the thing to prevent a run on the banks. (!)
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:37, Reply)

Oh man thank God I don't llive there or I'd face a bill of, err, nothing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:47, Reply)

Rape your client.
Bonus points if it's a bloke.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:23, Reply)

it's a bird with big tits today
not that attractive though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:24, Reply)

Don't sell yourself short, Fogesy old boy.
Just pop that collar and turn on the charm - maybe she won't notice that you're not that attractive.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Or that you are out of your fucking mind on LSD.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Not currently, no
I feel it would improve Monday mornings somewhat
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:32, Reply)

*haz breakdown*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:33, Reply)

STAY ABOUT FROM MY OFFICE!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:33, Reply)

F RI
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:36, Reply)

+ , you might fall in

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:37, Reply)

Oh, you cheeky cunt.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:39, Reply)

You, Sir, are currently legend in casa b3th.
Thank you, and that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:38, Reply)

\o/
It worked on the DVD player then?

Episode 14 is available to download now
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:44, Reply)

No.
Had to HDMI the laptop to the TV. Then I had to download VLC so I could play matroska files. But yes, then it worked. Thank you.
Last night's episode was recorded on Sky + in glorious HD, and will be waiting for us when we finish all these.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Ahh, OK
I watch it on my tablet
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Beggars can't be choosers
and in the interests of clarity, I am calling you an ugly cunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:38, Reply)

Paging Mr kettle!

Morning Darling.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:39, Reply)