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400-odd posts about books and food?You fat lazy cunts. Do some fucking work.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:04,
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Make me (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:05,
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Unfortunately I'm a food criticso now I'm confused as to what to do with myself.
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I've just been told I may be made redundant.When I was told I wasn't being made redundant. I'm tempted to just take the fucking money. The NHS is going to shit.
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Obvious questions ahoyHow much does redundancy pay, what's the job market like out your way
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She's leaving before me already so probably only 1 hour less a day for £10k ish pay improvement.(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Fair play thenWhere is she working that she has to leave so early?
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Ah rightI'm impressed at you persuading her to leave the metropolis of tomorrow that is Norwich for that backwards little concrete splat on the landscape. Well played.
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To think i offered him a job and he turtned me down(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:08,
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fair pointi assume that's taxed though?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:10,
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This is a bad thingIs it not worth hanging on until you know?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:10,
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I'll have to hang on until they're done with me anyway.If I leave before they say it's ok, I get fuck all.
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I read that post to the tune of"Big yellow taxi" by Joni Mitchell
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:13,
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You prefer whatever Guy Pelly tells you to prefer (
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:29,
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I had to google himwhat a tosser.
Running a super "posh" nightclub" seems to be pretty fucking easy, I've been to mahiki and whisky mist, both are shit holes that run on reputation more than anything else.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:37,
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Nightclubs are shit. The end.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:41,
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This is a LOL reference to Mr C's nightclub The End.Which was shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:42,
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We don't really have a democracy, it's more like a series of 4 year long dictactorships.We vote them in on the basis of what they say, they do something totally different, so they got the votes under false pretences.
The only difference is that it's a Very British Dictatorship; they're awfully polite about it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:37,
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I already did some last weekMust be someone else's turn, surely?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:12,
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Y'know, I really ought to, but I seem to lack motivation.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:14,
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do you not have a book you want to show off about reading or something?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:17,
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The grease, melted cheese and red sauce from my baycin sammidge has made a mess on the pages :((
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:21,
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He's currently immersed in the High End antics of Desperate Dan.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:23,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:24,
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This is brilliant. Also; cracking norkstheworldofsport.tumblr.com/post/43068156125/man-proposes-to-girlfriend-at-nba-game-rejected
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YM's is already there. Stinking from the analingus she performed on me earlier, with my muck dribbling out of her nostrils.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:31,
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I doubt you remember being born, but you know the barsons bridge? That bit between her fanny & her ringpiece?She keeps asking me to lick it.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:36,
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I accidentally clicked "ignore" instead of "reply" thereI have to be honest with you old boy, I paused for a good five seconds before hitting cancel. Yeah. Eat it.
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"The Road to Grimsby"Smells of fish and leads to shite
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:42,
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So I'm a bit upset rightI set up a FB group slagging off the local bus "service", as is often the case lots of people joined straight away and we had a good old bitch about it. But my hopes of getting enough bandwagon rolling to actually go somewhere with it (nothing happens in Norfolk so if we got like a thousand members the local press would jump on it like Monty on a spare fiver in the street) seem to have been dashed, only 136 members to date.
Meanwhile I found out yesterday that my former boss and his missus have a Twitter account dedicated to sex with fellow high end gaming addicts, featuring naked pics and ONE OF HER WEARING A STRAP-ON, which has 10,700 followers.
What the fuck.
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* waits to see who asks for the Twitter link. Bets it's Nakers *(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:30,
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That pic will haunt me until the end of my daysThe self-same bloke is forever mocking me for being a bender as well.
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He's too busy chatting to celebrities on the phone.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:39,
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Hahahahahahaha that's what my job isThe department I run turns over about two million quid.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:43,
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Though it could do five million a year with a proper manager.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:45,
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Sporto's zing was head and shoulders above yours.No offence.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:46,
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Mine seems to have gone way over your head.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:48,
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Nope, just too poor to acknowledge.A bit like you.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:48,
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PS Nigella Lawson and Geoff Suprendo have both re-ordered today.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:49,
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Once again Geoff wants to collect in person so I might actually get a picture.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:50,
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I am tempted to just to shut Battered up(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:52,
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Tell him its for your office wall or something(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:52,
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I love the idea that the 'celebrity' name I've made up to try and look cool is the Great fucking Suprendo.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:53,
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genuine officelolsHe's got his Amazon head on today
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:56,
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"It's fun to stay at the...."(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:07,
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Yeah, but where does the line go, cos I could show you a graph of people versus time that...I've got a horrible feeling that you won't get this reference actually
NEVER MIND
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Ok, I've done some.Now what?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:43,
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Home time, you Placid wanker(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:44,
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Good Lord!I shouldn't still be working at this hour.
I'm off to meet Poofy and the boys down at the local WMC.
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