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My day gets better and better.
My new best friend Geoff Suprendo just collected his latest purchase.

One of my staff tells me that post-Crackerjack he enjoyed a stint on Countdown. What surprising facts about The Great Suprendo do YOU know?

Alt: Nice one yeah
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:03, 73 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Why do people keep stomping my threads :(

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:04, Reply)
Because they hate you?
I'm guessing here, in fairness I can only speak for myself.
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:06, Reply)
*puts hand up*

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:07, Reply)
That's a foot

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:09, Reply)
Must be one of Dozer's - either that or we're having an eclipse

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:15, Reply)
That's no moon

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:19, Reply)
This isn't going anywhere, I donno who this fella is even.
I think it'd be alright if you post your thread.
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:20, Reply)
oooh stompy

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:04, Reply)
I'm not posting until the dust settles on this threadwar
Oh
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:05, Reply)
You've made the right choice

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:15, Reply)
He's never fingered a dog's bum.
Unlike...

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:06, Reply)
The ability to post pictures is one thing /OT has over /talk I reckon.
That and the 'more than 15 posts a day' thing.
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:17, Reply)
The mods still touch dogs' bums though.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:20, Reply)
Well that's something I think we can all agree on

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:36, Reply)


(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:08, Reply)
SPOILER ALERT
He's not really Spanish
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:09, Reply)
You work with Scarpe?

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:11, Reply)
he was once fingered by Scaryduck's dog, now deceased.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:12, Reply)
Victoria Wood used to wear a strap-on & peg his arse.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:18, Reply)
Right in the piff paff

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:20, Reply)
wot a fackin poff

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:21, Reply)
In spite of his conversion to Quakerism he doesn't really like porridge.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:19, Reply)
He's not actually from Durham.
In fact, he's never even been there!
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:20, Reply)
Geoff & Monty first met in Transformations.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:22, Reply)
Geoff's not even in his top 10

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:23, Reply)
Grande Soprendo is very bad Spanish for Fat Poof.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:23, Reply)
Victoria Wood won't allow her children to stay at Geoff's flat for fear that he might make them disappear.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:26, Reply)
+ up his bum

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:26, Reply)
Geoff really did have Adam Ant’s phone number

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:26, Reply)
This is very cryptic

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:28, Reply)
i'll be dammed if I get it

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:29, Reply)
CRACKER JACK 1983
“I’ve got you something for Christmas that every girl wants!” “What, Adam Ant’s phone number?”, before the rather unsettling entrance of THE GREAT SOPRENDO
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:32, Reply)
yeah, I was 1 year old soz

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:34, Reply)
CRACKERJACK!!!!!!!!!!

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:36, Reply)
* crushes grape *

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:36, Reply)
yeah, I was 1 year old soz

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:37, Reply)
i've missed a little bit of hiar whilst shaving, now I can't stop playing with it

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:32, Reply)
hiar?
Is that what Amadues has on his head?
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:32, Reply)
shut up you munter

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:33, Reply)
This news has rocked me

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:37, Reply)
He doesn't use true magic in his routine

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:34, Reply)
Now steady on.
Nothing was ever proved one way or the other, regarding that.
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:39, Reply)
I thought it all came out in the early 90's?
Oh man, I owe him an apology. I've been telling everyone that he's just one of these illusionists, not a magician at all. Bloody hell, I feel like such a fool.
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:41, Reply)
A libellous one at that.
I don't want to worry you unduly but he's more litigious than the fucking Scientologists, I ain't even lyin' bruv.
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:42, Reply)
That's it then, isn't it?
I need to go into hiding...again.
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:43, Reply)
Usual place?

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:44, Reply)
*sigh*
yes
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:45, Reply)
I'll try to drop off some crisps, so you don't go hungry.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Can I have cheese & onion this time?
I'll be honest, I'm not keen on salt & vinegar
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:47, Reply)
I don't want to get into this again.
You KNOW why you can't have cheese and onion.
Let's just leave it at that.
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:50, Reply)
but they're vegetarian friendly now! Come on, be reasonable!

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:54, Reply)
HE SAID NO.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:57, Reply)
strong parenting skillz here
take heed people
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:57, Reply)
Firm but fair, that's my motto.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:02, Reply)
*sulks*

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:01, Reply)
Seems nobody has learned from Dozer libeling McAlpine.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:43, Reply)
The only true magic is Xenus love.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:43, Reply)
Alt: Thanks for noticing yeah.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Sweet bruv

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:47, Reply)
oily massage?

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:56, Reply)
Maybe later, I've got work to do right now.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:57, Reply)
i'll blow up the lilo

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:58, Reply)
Well this is good.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:59, Reply)
Needs moar peanuts

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:00, Reply)
Great news!
Amazon thinks I will want to purchase a 'CD' by 'Johnny Marr'. I've never been so insulted in my life.
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:00, Reply)
ANDREW MARR!!!!1111

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:01, Reply)
how much does it cost?

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:01, Reply)
'AWFUL!!!'

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:02, Reply)
yes it is.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:02, Reply)
NEW THREAD

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:02, Reply)
He apparently lived in the same village as me
with his funny piano playing wife.

but left prior to me moving here.
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:13, Reply)

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