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My day gets better and better.
My new best friend Geoff Suprendo just collected his latest purchase.
One of my staff tells me that post-Crackerjack he enjoyed a stint on Countdown. What surprising facts about The Great Suprendo do YOU know?
Alt: Nice one yeah
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:03,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Why do people keep stomping my threads :(
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PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:04,
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Because they hate you?
I'm guessing here, in fairness I can only speak for myself.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:06,
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*puts hand up*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:07,
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That's a foot
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:09,
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Must be one of Dozer's - either that or we're having an eclipse
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:15,
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That's no moon
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:19,
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This isn't going anywhere, I donno who this fella is even.
I think it'd be alright if you post your thread.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:20,
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oooh stompy
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:04,
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I'm not posting until the dust settles on this threadwar
Oh
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:05,
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You've made the right choice
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:15,
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He's never fingered a dog's bum.
Unlike...

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:06,
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The ability to post pictures is one thing /OT has over /talk I reckon.
That and the 'more than 15 posts a day' thing.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:17,
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The mods still touch dogs' bums though.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:20,
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Well that's something I think we can all agree on
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:36,
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:08,
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SPOILER ALERT
He's not really Spanish
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:09,
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You work with Scarpe?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:11,
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he was once fingered by Scaryduck's dog, now deceased.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:12,
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Victoria Wood used to wear a strap-on & peg his arse.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:18,
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Right in the piff paff
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:20,
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wot a fackin poff
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:21,
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In spite of his conversion to Quakerism he doesn't really like porridge.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:19,
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He's not actually from Durham.
In fact,
he's never even been there!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:20,
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Geoff & Monty first met in Transformations.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:22,
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Geoff's not even in his top 10
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:23,
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Grande Soprendo is very bad Spanish for Fat Poof.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:23,
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Victoria Wood won't allow her children to stay at Geoff's flat for fear that he might make them disappear.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:26,
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+ up his bum
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:26,
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Geoff really did have Adam Ant’s phone number
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:26,
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This is very cryptic
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:28,
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i'll be dammed if I get it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:29,
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CRACKER JACK 1983
“I’ve got you something for Christmas that every girl wants!” “What, Adam Ant’s phone number?”, before the rather unsettling entrance of THE GREAT SOPRENDO
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:32,
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yeah, I was 1 year old soz
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:34,
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CRACKERJACK!!!!!!!!!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:36,
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* crushes grape *
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:36,
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yeah, I was 1 year old soz
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:37,
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i've missed a little bit of hiar whilst shaving, now I can't stop playing with it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:32,
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hiar?
Is that what Amadues has on his head?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:32,
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shut up you munter
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:33,
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This news has rocked me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:37,
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He doesn't use true magic in his routine
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:34,
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Now steady on.
Nothing was ever proved one way or the other, regarding that.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:39,
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I thought it all came out in the early 90's?
Oh man, I owe him an apology. I've been telling everyone that he's just one of these illusionists, not a magician at all. Bloody hell, I feel like such a fool.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:41,
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A libellous one at that.
I don't want to worry you unduly but he's more litigious than the fucking Scientologists, I ain't even
lyin' bruv.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:42,
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That's it then, isn't it?
I need to go into hiding...again.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:43,
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Usual place?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:44,
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*sigh*
yes
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:45,
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I'll try to drop off some crisps, so you don't go hungry.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:45,
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Can I have cheese & onion this time?
I'll be honest, I'm not keen on salt & vinegar
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:47,
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I don't want to get into this again.
You KNOW why you can't have cheese and onion.
Let's just leave it at that.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:50,
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but they're vegetarian friendly now! Come on, be reasonable!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:54,
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HE SAID NO.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:57,
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strong parenting skillz here
take heed people
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:57,
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Firm but fair, that's my motto.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:02,
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*sulks*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:01,
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Seems nobody has learned from Dozer libeling McAlpine.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:43,
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The only true magic is Xenus love.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:43,
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Alt: Thanks for noticing yeah.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:40,
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Sweet bruv
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:47,
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oily massage?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:56,
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Maybe later, I've got work to do right now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:57,
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i'll blow up the lilo
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:58,
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Well this is good.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:59,
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Needs moar peanuts
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:00,
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Great news!
Amazon thinks I will want to purchase a 'CD' by 'Johnny Marr'. I've never been so insulted in my life.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:00,
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ANDREW MARR!!!!1111
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:01,
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how much does it cost?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:01,
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'AWFUL!!!'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:02,
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yes it is.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:02,
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NEW THREAD
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:02,
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He apparently lived in the same village as me
with his funny piano playing wife.
but left prior to me moving here.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:13,
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