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	My day gets better and better.
 	My new best friend Geoff Suprendo just collected his latest purchase.
One of my staff tells me that post-Crackerjack he enjoyed a stint on Countdown. What surprising facts about The Great Suprendo do YOU know?
Alt: Nice one yeah
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:03,
	
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latest was 13 years ago)
 
	
	Why do people keep stomping my threads :(
 	
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PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:04,
	
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	Because they hate you?
 	I'm guessing here, in fairness I can only speak for myself.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:06,
	
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	*puts hand up*
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:07,
	
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	That's a foot 
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:09,
	
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	Must be one of Dozer's - either that or we're having an eclipse
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:15,
	
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	That's no moon
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:19,
	
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	This isn't going anywhere, I donno who this fella is even.
 	I think it'd be alright if you post your thread.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:20,
	
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	oooh stompy
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:04,
	
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	I'm not posting until the dust settles on this threadwar
 	Oh
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:05,
	
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	You've made the right choice
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:15,
	
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	He's never fingered a dog's bum.
 	Unlike...

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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:06,
	
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	The ability to post pictures is one thing /OT has over /talk I reckon.
 	That and the 'more than 15 posts a day' thing.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:17,
	
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	The mods still touch dogs' bums though.
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:20,
	
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	Well that's something I think we can all agree on
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:36,
	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:08,
	
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	SPOILER ALERT
 	He's not really Spanish
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:09,
	
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	You work with Scarpe?
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:11,
	
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	he was once fingered by Scaryduck's dog, now deceased.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:12,
	
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	Victoria Wood used to wear a strap-on & peg his arse.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:18,
	
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	Right in the piff paff
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:20,
	
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	wot a fackin poff
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:21,
	
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	In spite of his conversion to Quakerism he doesn't really like porridge.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:19,
	
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	He's not actually from Durham.
 	In fact, 
he's never even been there!
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:20,
	
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	Geoff & Monty first met in Transformations.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:22,
	
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	Geoff's not even in his top 10
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:23,
	
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	Grande Soprendo is very bad Spanish for Fat Poof.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:23,
	
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	Victoria Wood won't allow her children to stay at Geoff's flat for fear that he might make them disappear.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:26,
	
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	+ up his bum
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:26,
	
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	Geoff really did have Adam Ant’s phone number
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:26,
	
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	This is very cryptic 
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:28,
	
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	i'll be dammed if I get it
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:29,
	
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	CRACKER JACK 1983
 	“I’ve got you something for Christmas that every girl wants!” “What, Adam Ant’s phone number?”, before the rather unsettling entrance of THE GREAT SOPRENDO
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:32,
	
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	yeah, I was 1 year old soz
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:34,
	
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	CRACKERJACK!!!!!!!!!!
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:36,
	
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	* crushes grape *
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:36,
	
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	yeah, I was 1 year old soz  
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:37,
	
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	i've missed a little bit of hiar whilst shaving, now I can't stop playing with it
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:32,
	
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	hiar?
 	Is that what Amadues has on his head?
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:32,
	
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	shut up you munter
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:33,
	
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	This news has rocked me
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:37,
	
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	He doesn't use true magic in his routine
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:34,
	
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	Now steady on.
 	Nothing was ever proved one way or the other, regarding that.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:39,
	
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	I thought it all came out in the early 90's?
 	Oh man, I owe him an apology. I've been telling everyone that he's just one of these illusionists, not a magician at all. Bloody hell, I feel like such a fool.
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:41,
	
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	A libellous one at that.
 	I don't want to worry you unduly but he's more litigious than the fucking Scientologists, I ain't even 
lyin' bruv.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:42,
	
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	That's it then, isn't it?
 	I need to go into hiding...again.
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:43,
	
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	Usual place?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:44,
	
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	*sigh*
 	yes
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:45,
	
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	I'll try to drop off some crisps, so you don't go hungry.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:45,
	
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	Can I have cheese & onion this time?
 	I'll be honest, I'm not keen on salt & vinegar
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:47,
	
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	I don't want to get into this again.
 	You KNOW why you can't have cheese and onion.
Let's just leave it at that.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:50,
	
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	but they're vegetarian friendly now! Come on, be reasonable!
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:54,
	
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	HE SAID NO.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:57,
	
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	strong parenting skillz here
 	take heed people
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:57,
	
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	Firm but fair, that's my motto.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:02,
	
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	*sulks*
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:01,
	
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	Seems nobody has learned from Dozer libeling McAlpine.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:43,
	
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	The only true magic is Xenus love.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:43,
	
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	Alt: Thanks for noticing yeah.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:40,
	
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	Sweet bruv
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:47,
	
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	oily massage?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:56,
	
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	Maybe later, I've got work to do right now.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:57,
	
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	i'll blow up the lilo
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:58,
	
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	Well this is good.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:59,
	
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	Needs moar peanuts
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:00,
	
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	Great news!
 	Amazon thinks I will want to purchase a 'CD' by 'Johnny Marr'. I've never been so insulted in my life.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:00,
	
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	ANDREW MARR!!!!1111
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:01,
	
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	how much does it cost?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:01,
	
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	'AWFUL!!!'
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:02,
	
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	yes it is.
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:02,
	
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	NEW THREAD
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:02,
	
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	He apparently lived in the same village as me 
 	with his funny piano playing wife. 
but left prior to me moving here.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:13,
	
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