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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i'm going to be £149 better off this year
but it has just reminded me all over again how much tax i pay. wah wah wah. give it back you scrounging fuckwits.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:39,
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latest was 12 years ago)
I want to meet the nurses I'm paying for.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:40,
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amorous badger does it for you?
you go, girl
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:42,
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you know the whole you being a sex pest thing.
Is this that again?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:42,
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No.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:45,
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hella yes
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:47,
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I'm waiting for the first customer to misunderstand how it works,
And ask me why I haven't put my prices down by 1p and have in fact, put them up by 5p.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:42,
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imagine how great our jobs would be without clients
*dreams*
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:42,
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I'd be drunk all of the time.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:43,
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i'd have no grey hairs
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:47,
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cos you could afford to dye them back to their ginger glory?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:52,
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NOT GINGER NOT GINGER NOT GINGER
grrr
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:54,
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+eat
Ginger like Tony the Tiger
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:55,
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i thought we were tight
with our secret pizzas and shit
and now this
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:58,
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I why do always hurt the ones we love?!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:02,
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r h
ir t
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:00,
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ghey hats?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:04,
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BEBBEH!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:12,
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when they phone you, just leave them on hold
they soon get the fucking message
also fake emails from them thanking you for your great customer service and CC them to management
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:48,
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it's like you are one of my clients
however did you guess
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:54,
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I liked it when they injected disableds with anthrax
/ac
also
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7Fx74toaZQ#t=6s
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:57,
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he's so pretty! admiring himself in the bowl at the end, smooth.
what was he typing on /qotw?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:02,
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lies about his sex life
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:06,
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he does get it regularly though
ball, frog, doubtless perch...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:08,
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I should point out that his plop tray is sparkling clean now and free from avian ordure
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:12,
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very important that
bird scat is not a good look for anybody
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:27,
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Don't give me no guff about the till software or having to re-print all the menus.
I'm onto you, the goverment have given us a free pint in every 319, like like fuck am I gonna let you take that away from me.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:47,
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I'm £49 better off, _and_ Im a smoker !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:49,
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I'm gonna get myself down the massuce and see if I can score a few lines to go along with a cracking handjob.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:49,
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