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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Why does Battered have this reputation of being nasty?
Maybe I'm not paying attention properly but I've never seen it myself.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:12, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
you know those small dogs that always trying to bite people?

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:13, Reply)
He likes winding up people who say silly things on the internet
It's such a niche pasttime that I'm not surprised you haven't encountered it.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:14, Reply)
So they deserve it then

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Purple doris didn't
recently bereaved and made redundant, just when she needed some warmth and support, in wades Battered suggesting "it" was a "scrounger" anda "fat munter".

she killed her self from the shame and was buried on the same day, in the same plot as her granny. I suppose if nothing else, at least she got to go to her nan's funeral in the end
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:18, Reply)
I have no knowledge of this
and strongly suspect that much of it is bollocks
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:19, Reply)
Tru facts on the internet
Battered felt so guilty he offered to send her £32 in the post so they could meet up and have motel sex
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:20, Reply)
This has got to be the little man's finest hour
Apart from the whole Goliath thing, obviously
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:25, Reply)
lol

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:27, Reply)
Bar the suicide that is 100% accurate

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:21, Reply)
the worst thing was offering to put her up in a travel lodge
it gets no more offensive than that
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:25, Reply)
My mum and I stayed in a Travelodge last year
when we went to her auntie's funeral.
TRUFAX.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:27, Reply)
And your part in it is conveniently overlooked
and ignored by all.

Nicely done, Nakers, old chap. Nicely done.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:31, Reply)
shhhhh frenchy
As I said before, what one does it not important, it is what one can get away with.

always make sure there is one car going faster than you on the motorway.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:34, Reply)
or the A3 for that matter

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:36, Reply)
i was there for munter-gate
i was appalled and disgusted
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:16, Reply)
You shite stirring prick

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:17, Reply)
I missed that
Link
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:17, Reply)
Don't go there.
It doesn't need a second airing.

EDIT: Too late. Nakers already went there.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:18, Reply)
I'm tempted to tell you all what precisely my connection is with PurpleDoris is. Just to really make it worse.

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:19, Reply)
DO IT.

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:21, Reply)
I'll tell you tomorrow so I can see your face.

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:21, Reply)
Oh man, I can't handle the intrigue.

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:28, Reply)
She's your lady-dad isn't she?

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:22, Reply)
It's almost better than that.

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:24, Reply)
gaz me, you know you want to

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:26, Reply)
Me too

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:34, Reply)
not me though
I couldn't give a shit
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:50, Reply)
You were the cunt hat ran up all her debts, weren't you?

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:23, Reply)
Yes*


*no
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:24, Reply)
CUNT HAT

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:30, Reply)
I didn't notice that.
Fat fingers and ipad, I'm afraid.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:32, Reply)
BEBBEH!

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:44, Reply)
what?!
it was the best thing I've seen here in ages
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:20, Reply)
I've been everywhere
I've been to Brighton, I've been to Eastbourne, I've been to Hastings too,
So what?
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:21, Reply)
TUNE

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:22, Reply)
yarp

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:23, Reply)
But you've never been to you?

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:23, Reply)
I couldn't stretch my cock far enough :(

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:23, Reply)
Scarpe lols

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:24, Reply)
You started it

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:23, Reply)
nice hahaha

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:15, Reply)
You cheeky cunt.

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:16, Reply)
I heard he jammed a biro down a goat's ear then licked the earwax off it

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:16, Reply)
I heard he likes to hug a goat so closely their eyes rub together
I hope it's not the same goat :(
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:21, Reply)
I heard he pushed a Kinder Surprise up a sleeping pigeon's egghole and it shat out a helicopter

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:25, Reply)
office rofllecopter

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:27, Reply)
Kinder Eggs are illegal in America, Frank
ILLEGAL.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:31, Reply)
yeah, I just don't care, soz

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:32, Reply)
Jesus, you really are a prick, aren't you?
Think of all those little American kids that have never had one. I'm fucking shocked.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:33, Reply)
well yeah
but they get assault rifles instead
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:37, Reply)
In chocolate treats?
That fucking place....
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:47, Reply)

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