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Why does Battered have this reputation of being nasty?
Maybe I'm not paying attention properly but I've never seen it myself.
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Peej, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:12,
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latest was 12 years ago)
you know those small dogs that always trying to bite people?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:13,
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He likes winding up people who say silly things on the internet
It's such a niche pasttime that I'm not surprised you haven't encountered it.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:14,
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So they deserve it then
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Peej, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:15,
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Purple doris didn't
recently bereaved and made redundant, just when she needed some warmth and support, in wades Battered suggesting "it" was a "scrounger" anda "fat munter".
she killed her self from the shame and was buried on the same day, in the same plot as her granny. I suppose if nothing else, at least she got to go to her nan's funeral in the end
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:18,
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I have no knowledge of this
and strongly suspect that much of it is bollocks
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:19,
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Tru facts on the internet
Battered felt so guilty he offered to send her £32 in the post so they could meet up and have motel sex
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:20,
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This has got to be the little man's finest hour
Apart from the whole Goliath thing, obviously
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:25,
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lol
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:27,
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Bar the suicide that is 100% accurate
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:21,
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the worst thing was offering to put her up in a travel lodge
it gets no more offensive than that
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:25,
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My mum and I stayed in a Travelodge last year
when we went to her auntie's funeral.
TRUFAX.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:27,
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And your part in it is conveniently overlooked
and ignored by all.
Nicely done, Nakers, old chap. Nicely done.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:31,
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shhhhh frenchy
As I said before, what one does it not important, it is what one can get away with.
always make sure there is one car going faster than you on the motorway.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:34,
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or the A3 for that matter
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:36,
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i was there for munter-gate
i was appalled and disgusted
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:16,
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You shite stirring prick
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:17,
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I missed that
Link
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:17,
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Don't go there.
It doesn't need a second airing.
EDIT: Too late. Nakers already went there.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:18,
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I'm tempted to tell you all what precisely my connection is with PurpleDoris is. Just to really make it worse.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:19,
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DO IT.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:21,
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I'll tell you tomorrow so I can see your face.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:21,
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Oh man, I can't handle the intrigue.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:28,
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She's your lady-dad isn't she?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:22,
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It's almost better than that.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:24,
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gaz me, you know you want to
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:26,
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Me too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:34,
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not me though
I couldn't give a shit
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:50,
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You were the cunt hat ran up all her debts, weren't you?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:23,
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Yes*
*no
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:24,
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CUNT HAT
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:30,
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I didn't notice that.
Fat fingers and ipad, I'm afraid.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:32,
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BEBBEH!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:44,
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what?!
it was the best thing I've seen here in ages
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:20,
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I've been everywhere
I've been to Brighton, I've been to Eastbourne, I've been to Hastings too,
So what?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:21,
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TUNE
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:22,
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yarp
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:23,
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But you've never been to you?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:23,
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I couldn't stretch my cock far enough :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:23,
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Scarpe lols
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:24,
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You started it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:23,
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nice hahaha
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Peej, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:15,
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You cheeky cunt.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:16,
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I heard he jammed a biro down a goat's ear then licked the earwax off it
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:16,
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I heard he likes to hug a goat so closely their eyes rub together
I hope it's not the same goat :(
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:21,
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I heard he pushed a Kinder Surprise up a sleeping pigeon's egghole and it shat out a helicopter
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:25,
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office rofllecopter
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:27,
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Kinder Eggs are illegal in America, Frank
ILLEGAL.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:31,
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yeah, I just don't care, soz
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:32,
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Jesus, you really are a prick, aren't you?
Think of all those little American kids that have never had one. I'm fucking shocked.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:33,
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well yeah
but they get assault rifles instead
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:37,
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In chocolate treats?
That fucking place....
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:47,
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