Why does Battered have this reputation of being nasty?
Maybe I'm not paying attention properly but I've never seen it myself.
( Peej, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:12, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

you know those small dogs that always trying to bite people?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:13, Reply)

He likes winding up people who say silly things on the internet
It's such a niche pasttime that I'm not surprised you haven't encountered it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:14, Reply)

So they deserve it then

( Peej, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Purple doris didn't
recently bereaved and made redundant, just when she needed some warmth and support, in wades Battered suggesting "it" was a "scrounger" anda "fat munter".

she killed her self from the shame and was buried on the same day, in the same plot as her granny. I suppose if nothing else, at least she got to go to her nan's funeral in the end
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:18, Reply)

I have no knowledge of this
and strongly suspect that much of it is bollocks
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:19, Reply)

Tru facts on the internet
Battered felt so guilty he offered to send her £32 in the post so they could meet up and have motel sex
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:20, Reply)

This has got to be the little man's finest hour
Apart from the whole Goliath thing, obviously
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:25, Reply)

lol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Bar the suicide that is 100% accurate

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:21, Reply)

the worst thing was offering to put her up in a travel lodge
it gets no more offensive than that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:25, Reply)

My mum and I stayed in a Travelodge last year
when we went to her auntie's funeral.
TRUFAX.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:27, Reply)

And your part in it is conveniently overlooked
and ignored by all.

Nicely done, Nakers, old chap. Nicely done.
( Kroney, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:31, Reply)

shhhhh frenchy
As I said before, what one does it not important, it is what one can get away with.

always make sure there is one car going faster than you on the motorway.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:34, Reply)

or the A3 for that matter

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:36, Reply)

i was there for munter-gate
i was appalled and disgusted
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:16, Reply)

You shite stirring prick

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:17, Reply)

I missed that
Link
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Don't go there.
It doesn't need a second airing.

EDIT: Too late. Nakers already went there.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:18, Reply)

I'm tempted to tell you all what precisely my connection is with PurpleDoris is. Just to really make it worse.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:19, Reply)

DO IT.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:21, Reply)

I'll tell you tomorrow so I can see your face.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Oh man, I can't handle the intrigue.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:28, Reply)

She's your lady-dad isn't she?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:22, Reply)

It's almost better than that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:24, Reply)

gaz me, you know you want to

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Me too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:34, Reply)

not me though
I couldn't give a shit
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:50, Reply)

You were the cunt hat ran up all her debts, weren't you?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:23, Reply)

Yes*


*no
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:24, Reply)

CUNT HAT

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:30, Reply)

I didn't notice that.
Fat fingers and ipad, I'm afraid.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:32, Reply)

BEBBEH!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:44, Reply)

what?!
it was the best thing I've seen here in ages
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:20, Reply)

I've been everywhere
I've been to Brighton, I've been to Eastbourne, I've been to Hastings too,
So what?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:21, Reply)

TUNE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:22, Reply)

yarp

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:23, Reply)

But you've never been to you?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:23, Reply)

I couldn't stretch my cock far enough :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:23, Reply)

Scarpe lols

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:24, Reply)

You started it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:23, Reply)

nice hahaha

( Peej, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:15, Reply)

You cheeky cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:16, Reply)

I heard he jammed a biro down a goat's ear then licked the earwax off it

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:16, Reply)

I heard he likes to hug a goat so closely their eyes rub together
I hope it's not the same goat :(
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:21, Reply)

I heard he pushed a Kinder Surprise up a sleeping pigeon's egghole and it shat out a helicopter

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:25, Reply)

office rofllecopter

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Kinder Eggs are illegal in America, Frank
ILLEGAL.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:31, Reply)

yeah, I just don't care, soz

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Jesus, you really are a prick, aren't you?
Think of all those little American kids that have never had one. I'm fucking shocked.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:33, Reply)

well yeah
but they get assault rifles instead
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:37, Reply)

In chocolate treats?
That fucking place....
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:47, Reply)