Bigger picture time
Just think of your daughter being able to stay there
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:57, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

The last time she was in my flat she went through my shredder to piece together my phone bill.
The time before that she went for me with a kitchen knife and the one before that she locked me out and I had to boot my door in to gain access. I really, really don't want her there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Was this when you were together though?
Just be civil and show her around then bolt the fucking doors
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Would you be giving the same advice is the genders were reversed?
Two months ago she strangled me and punched me - grounds enough for not wanting someone in your home wouldn't you say?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:05, Reply)

You don't want her to come to your home, fair enough
You want your daughter to come to your home and this will help it happen. Make sure Lusty is also there (as a witness), be civil and show her round. Don't let her look in your shredder and hide the pointy things.

Profit
Drink celebratory beer
Win
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:07, Reply)

She will fabricate objections to her staying and use them as an excuse to deny my having her over.
If someone else comes round on her behalf they might well not do that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:08, Reply)

Then could she also bring someone?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:09, Reply)

That won't help.
She will make objections based on spurious things: someone else won't. The only way to prevent that is for her not to be there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:18, Reply)

Have a mate there - in a suit - and introduce him as your solicitor

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:10, Reply)

bet she'd get defensive and kick off

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:11, Reply)

In front of his solicitor?
She might be mental, but she's not daft.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:13, Reply)

i think she might be both
she did date Monty after all
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:13, Reply)

maybe he meant hotdog suit

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:13, Reply)

I assumed he meant hotdog suit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:15, Reply)

I reckon let the bitch in, just you and her, keep microphones and cameras dotted around the house that are hidden.
Keep completely civil, ovbously phsyicly defend yourself within reason if anything happens, but keep in mind the cameras'n'shit.... you can then use this in court to fuck her big time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 17:11, Reply)

More than enough reasons I would think.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)

outline some reasonable ground rules before the visit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:02, Reply)

1. no coming in my house

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:05, Reply)

Story of her relationship with you!!
Am i RIGHT girls!!

*girlish screaming and whooping*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:07, Reply)