I really can't wait 'till Apple's version of this comes out, hopefully this year at somepoint.
uk.ign.com/articles/2013/03/22/pebble-smartwatch-review
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:13, 70 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

The samsung one will be better.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:14, Reply)

Although you'll wait a bit and then buy a version that requires you to have an out of date wrist

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Only if I got a free 40inch TV with it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:21, Reply)

Which would never turn up.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:21, Reply)

It's coming on monday as is the mattress and then my dads dropping off some wood and I'm going to make a desk!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:23, Reply)

OH MY GOD!
Do you actually own any tools, or are you going to make two piles of wood and then put some planks in between them?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:24, Reply)

I own a hammer, and that's about it.
but I'm nicking my dads power drill and electric screwdriver and a set square and some sandpaper.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:25, Reply)

Please film the entire process and upload it to YouTube

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:26, Reply)

I might take photos during and upload them for you all.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:27, Reply)

By the way, I'm not only charming and witty, I'm also quite handy.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:29, Reply)

h r
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:30, Reply)

You should put that on a business card

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:30, Reply)

But who will take the pics when you've just mitred your own todger?`
You've not thought this through, have you?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:29, Reply)

look at that the finish on that cock. Flush, mate. flush.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:49, Reply)

Always start with the coarse sandpaper, working your way down to fine later on.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:57, Reply)

I'm fully expecting it to be a bit shit,
But it's to fit a non standard sized alcove thing and my dad had enough pine spare to give to me.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:26, Reply)

Do you have a saw?
Because that really is the critical thing you are gonna need here.

Also, measure twice, cut once. And if you are measuring the size of the inside of an alcove bear in mind that the walls are probably not straight, so measure at several different places, and make sure you're measuring a level distance.

Finally, the best way to measure an alcove is to get two pieces of wood, long enough so that there is some overlap if you put one against one wall and the other against the other. Then you push them firmly against the oppostie walls and mark a line across both pieces. Then you can take them out of the alcove and put them back together where the line cross and you knwo the distance from one side of the alcove to teh other.

It's more accurate than a tape measures.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Nope but my dad has a standing band saw at home so we'll do all the cutting there and move the cut wood to my flat.
All measuring already done so it shouldn't be a problem. But if there is I'll bodge through.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:37, Reply)

This isn't going to work.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Course it is, I'll do it because I'm A MAN

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:50, Reply)

Your girlfriend is going to come in when you think you've finished and say someting like "Oh, wasn't it meant to go here"
and you're going to resent her for ages.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:51, Reply)

I've just made two sets of built-in shelves
and a built-in cupboard in a Georgian flat.

I don't think I used a tape measure once for exactly your reason in point two. One of the gaps varied by 5 cm from the bottom shelf to the top. And the wall junction angle for one set of shelves varied between 140 and 148 degrees over 2 metres of height.

1900's builders. God fucking love them.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Our house was built in about 1830.
It's solid as a rock. But it's a bit damp and nothing is straight.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:50, Reply)

Mine was built in 2009ish and it's perfect.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:52, Reply)

Except that the rooms are small, and it will fall apart in about 30 years.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Oh, yeah, I'm not complaining really
except when you try and put up shelves. Especially in a room that has 8 walls.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:53, Reply)

If I was an Android user, i'd say you're right.
Although Samsung hasn't released any Dev tools because they let Google handle all that, so it would be up to google... who are backing Glass to do the same job.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Meh...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:21, Reply)

It's a natural choice
maker of over-priced shiny gadgets makes a watch, which is the ultimate over-priced shiny gadget.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:24, Reply)

Some people would buy a runny shit if it had an Apple logo on it.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:25, Reply)

It's a watch Gonz,
I can't really get excited about a watch.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:27, Reply)

alright Winders
When is it that you're DJing?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:30, Reply)

2 weeks tomorrow, so 6th.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:38, Reply)

I'm rooting for you dude xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Expensive watches are bought by pretentious tossers to show how much money they have.
I'm amazed it's taken this long.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:31, Reply)

I've got a Balinese first-copy of a U-Boat watch.
It's a double "fuck-you" at expensive watch owners as it contains a proper swiss movement, keeps perfect time, is indistinguishable from from the real thing and cost less than £100.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:34, Reply)

I have a Citizen watch that is solar powered and sets itself to teh correct time every night via a radio signal.
so it never stops and it never gets out of time.

It was only a few hundred quid which I don't think is unreasonable for a watch.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:36, Reply)

a few hundred quid?
fuck.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:39, Reply)

I think it was about £300 from memory, possibly £400.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:45, Reply)

But I wear it every day
so cost per use by now is less than 30p. And if I keep it for ten years (which I'm sure I will) it will be very good value for money.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:46, Reply)

I've got a Citizen Eco-Drive which is powered by kinetic movement
If I think it's starting to lose time I just have a quick wank. Sorted.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:42, Reply)

My phone has a clock on it.
I'm not that bothered if it's a minute or two out.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:43, Reply)

I have a G Shock.
It's black. It's quite cool. It didn't cost five grand.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:45, Reply)

MY PHONE HAS A CLOCK ON IT TOO!!!!
AN ALARM CLOCK AS WELL!!!!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:45, Reply)

Mine just has hands that tell the time.
Oh, and a stopwatch, and it glows in the dark so you can see it.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:47, Reply)

terrible bullying of Battered here.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:36, Reply)

It's not hard to find reasons why Battered is actually a twat though is it.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:37, Reply)

HE HAS A FIVE GRAND WATCH!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:39, Reply)

...which he wears round his waist like a boxing title belt

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:43, Reply)

I'm pretty sure I'll be able to wait.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:28, Reply)

i'm not happy in this thread monty boy

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:39, Reply)

neither am I, this is gash is what it is

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:44, Reply)

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY!
The Aussie Rule Football season starts again this weekend!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:33, Reply)

THIS THREAD JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:39, Reply)

Wait, what happened?
Everyone was being funny in the last thread, I go off to do something else and come back to THIS?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:41, Reply)

This is the new style thread.
It's all about WATCH CHAT now :o(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:42, Reply)

What if someone wants to bring other types of timepieces into the conversation?
Madness I tell you.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:44, Reply)

WATCH CHAT

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:43, Reply)

I think I'd rather WATCH PAINT DRYING

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:44, Reply)

ANDREW MARRS!!!!

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:44, Reply)

YESSSSS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:44, Reply)

Fuck it Monts I'm gonna make a thread

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:48, Reply)

I hate watches and would never wear one

( Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:43, Reply)

I saw a guy this morning who looked a bit like you.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:47, Reply)

He had a copy of War & Peace sticking out the back of his head?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:48, Reply)

No he had dyed black hair and "edgy" piercings.
And he was sleeping on a sofa.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:50, Reply)

Definitely me

( Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:53, Reply)

It was me

( Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:49, Reply)

I lost my last watch in YM

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:49, Reply)

A Tribe Called Quests latest ZZZzzzzzzzzzz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:51, Reply)