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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Cider.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 16:33, 137 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Shit off

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 16:44, Reply)
What's wrong with you cuntface?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 16:45, Reply)
Nuthin akshully
Just been watching the F1. You?

How were Friday night drinks...?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 16:49, Reply)
Quick pint before going home to pack for Poland.
Friday was good. Lusty got absolutely off her face which was very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 16:52, Reply)
So you know who pd is now?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 16:53, Reply)
I did beforehand.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 16:54, Reply)
Do you feel bad now?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 16:56, Reply)
Not in the slightest.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 16:57, Reply)
Yeah.
He's a shortarse fop from York.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Mar 2013, 16:56, Reply)
Less of the fop please.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:07, Reply)
Evening.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:08, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:09, Reply)
Everyone else is at the bottom of teh page...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:10, Reply)
There was DRAMA.
Sebastian Vettel is going to get BITCHSLAPPED.

What made it worse for Webber was that Hamilton came third above Rosberg, because their team actually listened to the tech team.0
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Mar 2013, 16:53, Reply)
I felt really bad for webber
And rosberg and button and di resta but not Alonso.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 16:54, Reply)
That must have been really scary.
He would have had no control over steering or breaking at all.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Mar 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Fuck him, Spanish prick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Formula 1 hasn't been any good since I was a kid watching Senna, Prost, Lauda etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Old person is old

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 16:55, Reply)
He's even older than me!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Mar 2013, 16:56, Reply)
I'll feel bad when he dies soon :o(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 16:57, Reply)
I am 39.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 16:57, Reply)
+ " tall

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 16:58, Reply)
1/10

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 16:58, Reply)
You're 1/10 the size of a normal adult?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:00, Reply)
yeah, but your birthday is in the spring, isn't it?
I'm not forty till almost xmas.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Mar 2013, 16:59, Reply)
June.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 16:59, Reply)
So you are, in fact,
older than me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:02, Reply)
I like this part of the internet, it's about the only place (outside of mumsnet) that makes me feel young

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:22, Reply)
How old are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:23, Reply)
^ Grooming ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:23, Reply)
Whereas you're so visually offensive even Bartleby wasn't interested in you when you were at school.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:26, Reply)
^ Projecting ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:26, Reply)
^ lame ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:27, Reply)
^ pygmy epi ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:29, Reply)
31

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:24, Reply)
Has that been entered into the Big B3ta Book of Facts now

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:26, Reply)
Rory is the keeper of the book, not me.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:27, Reply)
BEER

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 16:50, Reply)
Spitfire ale, £1 a bottle in sainsburys
I bought ten but I drunk dem :(
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 16:51, Reply)
We don't have lovely pounds or Sainsbury's over here in povvo land
Terrible times
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 16:51, Reply)
Well at today's exchange rate 1 euro dollar and 24 centimes

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 16:52, Reply)
I'll send a postal order

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 16:52, Reply)
The pound is crap at the moment. Normally when we go to the states we buy quite a lot of clothes etc. and save quite a lot but no point the Mrs doing that on this trip.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 16:53, Reply)
Nah, been weak for ages. Still doesn't seem to help exports though

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Our pub is having its yearly price hike today.
A bottle of Coke (essentially the same size as a can) is going up from £1.50 to £1.65 FFS.

It'll be cheaper per volume for me to start drinking beer.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Mar 2013, 16:54, Reply)
Don't they have coke on tap? That's always cheaper than bottled.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 16:55, Reply)
If not, I may be forced to start drinking squash.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Mar 2013, 16:57, Reply)
Get some wine down you woman!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 16:57, Reply)
i don't like wine.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Mar 2013, 16:58, Reply)
WHAT?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 16:59, Reply)
Wine is fucking evil.
Tastes like paint thinner.
I've never met a wine yet that I liked. And believe me, as soon as people find out you don't like it, they seem to feel it necessary to change my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:03, Reply)
WHAT KIND OF WOMAN BE YE?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:09, Reply)
One that doesn't like wine?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:10, Reply)
OR LOVELY GIN!

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:13, Reply)
I only like gin in G&T, fact fans.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:13, Reply)
I like it best in finnish SPECIAL DRINK

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:14, Reply)
Red wine is ace.
White wine is shit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:09, Reply)
White wine is not shit
You are clearly some sort of Luddite
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:57, Reply)
white is what one drinks when one has run out of red.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:14, Reply)
I'm with you on this, ditto for most beers, but I guarntee you I know a wine you'd like.
It's basicly like drinking ribeena.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:13, Reply)
Gin it is then

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:00, Reply)
Gin is also shit.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:04, Reply)
I recommend you try bleach. Start with a pint and see how you get on.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:06, Reply)
I'll get right on that, shall I?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:09, Reply)
Yep. Try the lemon scented stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:14, Reply)
If Battered got blacked up, and Wincey Willis confused him with some spoken facts, we could reenact Diff'rent Strokes.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:10, Reply)
And if you killed yourself everyone else could have a massive party to celebrate.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:14, Reply)
PLAY NICE KIDS

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:14, Reply)
Where's the entertainment in doing that?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:16, Reply)
We could hold hands and practice making out xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:17, Reply)
I would rather die.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:18, Reply)
And no-one would notice.
Poor Battered :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:18, Reply)
us too !
SEEWHATIDIDTHERE?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:12, Reply)
You could slip a cheeky thumb up his bum bum too

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:21, Reply)
That's the plan.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:22, Reply)
If you killed yourself, no-one would notice.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:15, Reply)
Other than my wife, daughter & friends.
You have none of these.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:24, Reply)
You're right, I don't have your wife, daughter or your friends.
Thank fuck.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:27, Reply)
They are all eternally grateful for that.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:28, Reply)
They have worse, they have you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:29, Reply)
Looks like I fixes OT...
AGAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:54, Reply)
Simpsons is on!
And I have to go out for a date shortly. Bad times.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:02, Reply)
A date? With whom?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:03, Reply)

Foaf

She thinks we'll get on. We'll see.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:04, Reply)
Eh?
Edit, oh, friend of a friend?

Being married I'm not used to dating acronyms.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:05, Reply)
Or hot sex, someone who is too polite to fart in front of you etc etc etc

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:07, Reply)
She does wash my pants though.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:08, Reply)
Commando

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:09, Reply)
YM

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:05, Reply)
Are you kidding?
I've seen the shit that comes out of her vagina
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:06, Reply)
At least there not much of it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:08, Reply)
Ha. I'll give you that one.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:08, Reply)
That's what she said...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:09, Reply)
Simpsons has been shit for years hth
Sunday night date?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:04, Reply)
New episode
I am keeping an open mind. Yep, I am out moat nights so Sunday was as good as a random was going to get...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:05, Reply)
What you doing? What you wearing? Will you let him get to third base?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:06, Reply)
Pub
Denim miniskirt, brown slouchy boots, black top. No of course not.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:07, Reply)
Hardly worth his bother then...
Have fun either way, you never know this could be the man you marry and reproduce with
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:09, Reply)
Nah
I've got another one later in the week that sounds more promising. Although he is clearly mad.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:10, Reply)
In what way?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:14, Reply)
HE'S GOING OUT WITH SWIPEY LOL!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:15, Reply)
Shut it yurtprick

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:16, Reply)
Yeah pondered this response, but though better of it. So yeah...well done you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:16, Reply)
Battered knows what I'm on about.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:17, Reply)
Yr both wtn

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:19, Reply)
He reminds me a lot of greggs hat

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:15, Reply)
He's a bent twat?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:17, Reply)
Saw the original greggs hat too
Blah blah same old blah
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:18, Reply)
He's agreed to go on a date with Swipe.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:16, Reply)
Fucksticks.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:16, Reply)
Shut it yurtprick

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:16, Reply)
Lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:16, Reply)
I am many things, but certainly not someone who would go anywhere near a yurt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:17, Reply)
That doesn't mean you can't be a yurtprick

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:18, Reply)
Typical lawyer. Accuracy not required when a point is to be made.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:20, Reply)
Correct

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:24, Reply)
Guinness.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:02, Reply)
A good choice.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:04, Reply)
Incorrect

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:05, Reply)
Nothing wrong with Guinness, if the pub keeps it properly.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:07, Reply)
An economical one.
This month's beer budget went on my cunt car.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:06, Reply)
So you've got an Audi TT?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:07, Reply)
Cayenne turbo I reckon

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:11, Reply)
My car is a cunt. I am not.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:11, Reply)
Also, how much do you think I spend on booze?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:14, Reply)
How much is a pint of fermented yak milk these days?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:15, Reply)
2.70

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:16, Reply)
Oh lol
www.creepycupid.com
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:12, Reply)
I hate it when gazzes aren't replied to :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:13, Reply)
It's because you're so unpopular.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:14, Reply)
Shit the fuck off, yurtprick.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:15, Reply)
POTW.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:16, Reply)
Poor old dozer, I'm not sure I'm at liberty to answer though

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:15, Reply)
You mean "I don't give a fuck"?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:17, Reply)
Cider.
A drink of champions.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:26, Reply)
i like pork in cider

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 20:28, Reply)

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