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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I went to a murder mystery night on Saturday
I was a secret agent in the 1940s, don't I look dashing. Shame thats the only suit I own so completely wrong for the 40s
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:09, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Jesus man, tie your tie properly, have some respect.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:11, Reply)
No. Ties are fucking shit

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:12, Reply)
Your wife isn't going to suck your cock if you tie your tie like that.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:14, Reply)

if you tie your tie like that
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:14, Reply)
In the Forties, everyone wore a tie.
Even to be shot at.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Look forget the fucking tie
I was showing off the lady not the tie
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:17, Reply)
Is that Mrs PJ?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:21, Reply)
It is.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:21, Reply)
She doesn't look like she hates you.
she might have numbed it with the gin, of course, but that seems slighly positive.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:23, Reply)
She doesn't hate me
We are having issues thats all.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:26, Reply)
The occasional literary contretemps

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:29, Reply)
No wonder they're in trouble. I'd hate him for wearing a poor, innocent tie like that, too.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:30, Reply)
I'm drinking sailor jerrys too
I'm a fucking philistine
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:31, Reply)
I think he's gone down in most people's estimation after posting that.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:31, Reply)
I'm not sure "never wearing a tie" is an excuse for not knowing how to tie one
I mean, I've never dangled my cock and balls into a tiger's open mouth, but I know not to.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:44, Reply)
Well, quite. This is the root of my shock, right here.
If you hate them and never wear them, then fair enough, but to not know how?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:46, Reply)
I'm confused
I mean thats a four in hand knot, Its towards the end of the evening and its loose, but it was tied correctly
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:49, Reply)
And a hat.
Where's your hat, Peej?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:17, Reply)
A hat indoors?
Are you fucking mad? Thats worse than not being able to tie a tie
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:18, Reply)
I'm appalled. A grown man incapable of dressing properly.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:16, Reply)
I was playing a frenchman
It was part of the act
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:17, Reply)
You'll find the French can tie a four-in-hand without looking like a leper.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:18, Reply)
I was pissed and I hardly ever wear a tie?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:19, Reply)
Is that you're mrs?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:20, Reply)
I am what?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:22, Reply)
You tapping that ho', 'cus if you are then playah got game.
Getting all Liberian up in the house.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:30, Reply)
Do you mean librarian?
as in, the way she looks?

/note to class - this is actually the first time I've been confused by a Gonzism
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:41, Reply)
He might be referring to the Michael Jackson song.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:42, Reply)
Maybe he wants to be dominated by a vicious dictator and catch AIDS?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:45, Reply)
One of those people who control the way books are ordered on shelves.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:54, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Ooof.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:46, Reply)
The book cover actually says For My Beautiful Wife too
I love Google search
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:49, Reply)
Hahahahhabahahaaaaaaa

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:46, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:49, Reply)

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