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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's going to be a beauuuuuuuuuuutiful day ha ha ha*Following on from yesterday's CDCgate, what content/ images do you consider to be SFW?
Alt: I have changed the details on my wireless router to read 'Operation Yewtree Surveillance Unit 6'. What would you change yours to?
AltAlt: When did your mum last have a wash? I can smell her gusset from Poland.
* © Baron Samedi
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 7:15,
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latest was 12 years ago)
That's harsh for this time of day(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 7:19,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:00,
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Ohhh man they just released this song about Star Warswww.youtube.com/watch?v=WEDboC4mBYk
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 7:58,
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CDCgate? what was all that then?alt: Mine "Free Wi-Fi no virus here honest”
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 7:44,
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B3th got her knickers in a twist about if an image AB posted was SFW or not.Seems to be related to people moaning about posters from /talk coming over here.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 7:52,
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B3th's a paedo though so it's no wonder she reacts badly to adult erotica(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 7:55,
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Careful. I got stepped for calling another mod a nonce.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 7:57,
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RELEASE THE BANHAMMER(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:00,
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Manolith, Fraser, Scaryduck, Rob. Dunno if Cr3 is or if he's just a code monkey.
20% of a mod: B3th (but 200% of the size)
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:37,
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Manolith, Fraser, Scaryduck, Rob, maybe cr3 and 20% of B3thwere arrested for conspiracy to fuck my kids. I have proof that I can gaz anyone who wants it
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Peej, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:41,
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Lighty's tit bongo player probably put her in a bad mood(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 7:59,
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That was just stupid. Plainly obvious that was NSFW.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:00,
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Yeah I realised that after I had opened the link at work(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:01,
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See now, I avoid getting into trouble for looking at inappropriate material at work by doing some work, rather than dick about on the internet./ac
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:43,
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That idea will never catch on around here.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:44,
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For reference:Part one : b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1912167
Part two : b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1912448
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:38,
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Morning mr horrible /achoping for a better day than yesterday today. I ent even lying bruv I did work and everything. It was frightful.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 7:49,
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Fuck that working shit for a laugh.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 7:50,
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Mine is named Police Surveillance Unit #46 or somethingGood morning everyone.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 7:58,
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Twoey Twoey Twoey, oi oi oi(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:01,
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When I say Two, you say HatsTwo
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:19,
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Yeah boy, you know what time it is.(8:20)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:21,
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What did the Doc. say?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:15,
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He said'well I suppose we could try electric shock therapy but it's kind of frowned upon these days. Modern thinking is that you just can't cure gayness so really your best bet is simply to try to come to terms with it. You never know, you might actually come to enjoy it'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:18,
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tee heeBad Monty back in your box
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:24,
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Aww bless you for remembering old boySprained trapezius muscle, been referred to a physio, take cocodomol. No mention was made of the possibility that this difficulty has been caused by the strain of carrying my massive penis around for all these years.
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So no high wire for you for a while then?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:25,
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A picture of your mum naked and on all fours Alt. Mine is something normal because I am not a gay
Alt Alt. I have no idea, funnily enough I don't really keep tabs on my mums washing habits.
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Peej, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:18,
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b3th can you mod this post please?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:54,
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b3th can you mod this post please?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:54,
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Morning SFW depends on where you W, if you're self employed probably anything goes, but for most people any genitals are NS and tbh any exposed flesh could be borderline-better safe than sorry.
alt: nothing, hide SSID is the way.
altalt: dunno but she gets through an awful lot of bleach.
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I reckon, that if I repost *that* picture, right now, it'll stay on the PP for at least another 6 hours before b3th is together enough to do anything about it.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:33,
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She's probably just off to bed.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:42,
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Can someone mod this post, I am at work and don't want to get fired(
Peej, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:42,
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I'm not going to get dragged into another big bitchfight about this.I'm just going to point out that the people who complain about board content do it privately, by gaz, and the people who complain about modding do it loudly, in public, with much wringing of gnarly clawed hands. Obviously, this makes me look like a big fat bully and everyone thinks I'm just trying to spoil their fun.
Frankly, I don't give a monkey's what cunty trolls think of me, and as long as people keep asking me to mod stuff, I'll keep modding it.
Unless they're just being a pussy.
/finished now
Other than that, good morning.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:36,
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We're still OK posting child porn and mocking people who've suffered traumatic bereavements, right?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:39,
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Do you often phone people with your penis weight?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:42,
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Of course!What an odd question!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:46,
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It's usually the first thing I mention.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:47,
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Can you mod this post please b3th?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:41,
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I'm at a funeral todayI reckon even that will be less sad and tragic than posting crap pics and/or complaining about crap pics ( good pics are good).
At least you lot can still get a life.
Yeah, oh yeah. I went there.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:46,
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Bloody bollocking hellI picked up the wrong coffee....and it has sugar in it. My life is ruined :(
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:42,
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Christ on a bike, that's terrible.I bet that's ruined your whole day.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:43,
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I don't know what to doExcept...obviously...just making another cup.
/principles
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:45,
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throw it is someone's face and storm out of the office screaming something vaguely incoherent about revenge. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:43,
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I'm at home todaybut as soon as Mrs Hats comes back, it's going right in her mush.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:44,
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That's a good idea.A blowjob will probably help you feel better.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:46,
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hang on, You're at home, Mrs hats is out? So who was the sugary coffee for? The kids?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:59,
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Someone made me a coffee the other day. They asked if I wanted sugar and I said no thanksand when they bought it to me it had milk in it, fucking milk, in coffee. Whats wrong with them. It was fucking instant too.
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Peej, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:43,
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b3th can you mod this post please?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:46,
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b3th can you mod this post please?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:47,
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B3th can you mod this post please?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:48,
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B3th can you mod this roast please?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:52,
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B3th can you sod this goat please?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:57,
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I'm with you on this oneMilk in coffee is worse than the holocaust
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Lies.Tea is the answer to all life's problems.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:55,
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I'm such an immature prick that I'm more likely to click a link if it is labelled NSFW.Alt: I have better things to do with my time than rename my wireless router.
Altalt: That's not my mum you can smell, it's last night's dead prostitute in your hotel bed.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:46,
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any large amount of bare flesh, I often do work sat at the end of the bar, to save on having to pay an extra member of staff while I do paperwork, and as it's a public area I don't really want customers thinking I'm looking at Porn.
Alt: mine is "osney island colostomy bags"
Altalt. Dead. So not for fucking ages.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:46,
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gonna be in your neck of the woods over the weekend. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:04,
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either Friday afternoon or Saturday (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:08,
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I'm supposed to be seeing a fat bald prick on Saturday, but shouldn't be a problemFriday's definitely cool though. I'll gaz you my mobile number in case.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:10,
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In answer to your question of yesterday, of COURSE we're still on.Do you need putting up?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:52,
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nah, I'm gonna head back that night. I'm staying on the third in one of the pubs that I'm training in. Should be finished up by about 6 on Thursday.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:01,
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It's unlikely any of you will be in my office this morning, but just to be on the safe side.I'd give the gents on the first floor ten minutes if I were you.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:46,
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Oh not another 'dirty protest' FFS(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:52,
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Put it this way, I just lost half a stone.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:54,
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I used to work for Lockheed Martin a number of years agoOne morning we came into the office and the gents was closed for cleaning. We had a little moan about how it was a silly time to do some cleaning, when the guy told us that it was because someone had smeared shit all over the walls sometime during the night. The only mystery....was who.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:55,
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Theres a nutter student here called the phantom shitterHe squats over the bowl and sprays shit all over the back of the toilet. He also took a shit outside the staff room. He spends all day looking at Al Qaeda websites and threatened to shoot up the IT suite.
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Peej, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 8:57,
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Yup, he's an international student so pays a shitload to be hereso they won't kick him out
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Peej, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:00,
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Ah, gotchaThe freaky thing about my story, is that we didn't have any youngsters at all. No students, no call centre full of kids, nothing. Very strict security procedures in place, so no one outside of the company would be able to enter the building, especially at night. Very weird. And gross.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:02,
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They should get Gillian McKeith in to analyse the evidence.Like psychological profiling, to help them identify the culprit.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:01,
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Well it was about 10 years ago, so some might say we've left it a bit late(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:03,
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Chris Offili has a lot to answer for.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:03,
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Is it still art if it's smeared on the wall of the khazi?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:05,
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Judging by most of the art from the last ten yearsits not art if it isn't
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Peej, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:06,
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I just renamed my wireless to B3th can you mod this SSID please(
Peej, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:11,
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