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	 Are you any good at photography?
	Are you any good at photography?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:52,
	
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	 I do like to take photos
	I do like to take photos
 	Some of them are (I think), rather good.  I have to stay that Mr scarpe, formerly of this parish, takes a fucking great photo
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:54,
	
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	 He must have one of those digital cameras with the anti hand shake gizmo.
	He must have one of those digital cameras with the anti hand shake gizmo.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:55,
	
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	 alcolols
	alcolols
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:55,
	
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	 Brilliant. I'd post pictures, but, you know...
	Brilliant. I'd post pictures, but, you know...
 	
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 BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora
 BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:54,
	
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	 I think T is indeed TJ
	I think T is indeed TJ
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:54,
	
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	 Yes thanks
	Yes thanks
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:55,
	
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	 I bought a digital SLR in the January sales. Very pleased with it.
	I bought a digital SLR in the January sales. Very pleased with it.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:56,
	
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	 I want to buy one
	I want to buy one 
 	I have a shit digi camera at the moment
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:57,
	
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	 the reviews say you might quickly out grow it
	the reviews say you might quickly out grow it
 	no probs for you there eh?
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:01,
	
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	 It's good enough for taking decent family pictures, which is all I wanted it for.
	It's good enough for taking decent family pictures, which is all I wanted it for.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:02,
	
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	 for the wee one it's all about speed I find
	for the wee one it's all about speed I find
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:05,
	
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	 No, that's Monty not Battered
	No, that's Monty not Battered
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:05,
	
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	 Yep.
	Yep.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:09,
	
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	 Looks canny
	Looks canny
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:01,
	
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	 Wait until the summer, I'm going to get some fantastic pictures of my shed.
	Wait until the summer, I'm going to get some fantastic pictures of my shed.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:02,
	
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	 I might do a Lego-esque build pic series when I do mine
	I might do a Lego-esque build pic series when I do mine
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:03,
	
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	 I really wish I had done that.
	I really wish I had done that.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:04,
	
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	 Not a bit.
	Not a bit.
 	There have been massive technological improvements in recent years, gubbins about megapixels and anti-shake whatsit, yet I still take really shit blurry pictures.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:56,
	
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	 Have you tried removing the lense cap?
	Have you tried removing the lense cap?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:57,
	
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	 I even tried shoving it down my cockhole and shitting out a picture
	I even tried shoving it down my cockhole and shitting out a picture
 	But that didn't work either :(
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:59,
	
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	 Not especially, no
	Not especially, no
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:57,
	
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	 I take better than average holiday snaps, but David Bailey I ain't.
	I take better than average holiday snaps, but David Bailey I ain't.
 	My brother's pretty good and his wife's even better, but both are regularly called shit by a pro they know.
So my answer is no.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:58,
	
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	 A professional calls their work shit?
	A professional calls their work shit?
 	What a deeply unpleasant person.
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:59,
	
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	 Nah, he's actually pretty supportive and full of tips etc
	Nah, he's actually pretty supportive and full of tips etc
 	I was being mean.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:04,
	
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	 WELL
	WELL
 	Ah, fair enough. SUPPORT THE ARTS, I SAY!
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:06,
	
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	 You are a big meany.
	You are a big meany.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:06,
	
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	 I took some nice ones on Brownsea Island last year
	I took some nice ones on Brownsea Island last year
 	Prior to that, most photos I took were shite, and the rest weren't much better.
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:59,
	
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	 What's Brownsea Island like?
	What's Brownsea Island like?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:59,
	
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	 We really enjoy our day there
	We really enjoy our day there
 	Went for a nice wander round, stopped for a picnic by some of the 'cliffs', relaxed, was a very nice way to spend the day.
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:01,
	
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	 are you 23 or 83?
	are you 23 or 83?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:04,
	
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	 Whats wrong with that?
	Whats wrong with that?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:06,
	
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	 Neither, I'm 24
	Neither, I'm 24
 	It was a nice relaxing day that was able to be done on the cheap, why wouldn't we take advantage of that?
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:10,
	
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	 A euphamism?
	A euphamism?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:02,
	
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	 Windy walks and cozy nights in
	Windy walks and cozy nights in
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:03,
	
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	 I learnt on a completely manual camera
	I learnt on a completely manual camera
 	which helped when moving to  an auto/digital one later.
e. g. sometimes you have to "con" the camera into doing what you want it to do instead of what the computer inside wants it to do, etc.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:00,
	
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	 Fuck's sake, I can't post an image anywhere without some prick getting upset.
 	b3ta.com/questions/brainfade/post1913871
	Fuck's sake, I can't post an image anywhere without some prick getting upset.
 	b3ta.com/questions/brainfade/post1913871
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:00,
	
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	 I thought you'd been stepped.
	I thought you'd been stepped.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:01,
	
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	 very angry at the internet right now
	very angry at the internet right now
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:02,
	
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	 I like that one
	I like that one
 	That is fairly funny
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:02,
	
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	 I'm not, but I'd like to be
	I'm not, but I'd like to be
 	
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 Frisbee OG wanker
 Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:03,
	
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	 I use instgram a lot, I like the way you can share pictures at any time "photoshop" them to look better
	I use instgram a lot, I like the way you can share pictures at any time "photoshop" them to look better
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:03,
	
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	 Hipster cunt
	Hipster cunt
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:05,
	
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	 The missus bought a Sony NEX5 and while she takes incredible pictures, she elects to have them filtered and fignetted
	The missus bought a Sony NEX5 and while she takes incredible pictures, she elects to have them filtered and fignetted
 	I wind her up and call it Instagram mode
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 Frisbee OG wanker
 Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:10,
	
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 	better  like they were shot on a shitty Box Brownie.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:06,
	
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	 i shot your mum in her box brownie
	i shot your mum in her box brownie
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:15,
	
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	 Textbook
	Textbook
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:21,
	
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	 yeah i thought so
	yeah i thought so
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:24,
	
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	 can someone please post the first picture on this list please
 	youarenotaphotographer.com/
	can someone please post the first picture on this list please
 	youarenotaphotographer.com/
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:06,
	
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	 you do know there's a links board for posting links right?
	you do know there's a links board for posting links right?
 	
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:07,
	
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	 yeah, i always look forward to your momo videos on there
	yeah, i always look forward to your momo videos on there
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:10,
	
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	 I might post this there
 	www.b3ta.com/search/answers/everyone/pic
	I might post this there
 	www.b3ta.com/search/answers/everyone/picCAUTION: CONTAINS PICTURES
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:12,
	
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	 lols
	lols
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:14,
	
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	 No.
	No.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:08,
	
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	 CHRIST
	CHRIST
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:08,
	
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	 there are many lols on that site
	there are many lols on that site
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:10,
	
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	 There's a baby in a net, in the forest??
	There's a baby in a net, in the forest??
 	I don't even!
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:12,
	
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	 hahaha
	hahaha
 	such creativity!
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:15,
	
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	 i love that site
	i love that site
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:21,
	
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	 I'm amazing, I can do all sorts or stuff like HDR photos of all your favourite dogs
	I'm amazing, I can do all sorts or stuff like HDR photos of all your favourite dogs
 	or selectively colour only your favourite child
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 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081
 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:07,
	
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	 :(
	:(
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:24,
	
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	 oh man I completely forgot I can do that thing where you are in focus but all the backround isn't
	oh man I completely forgot I can do that thing where you are in focus but all the backround isn't
 	bokeh ttly kawaii >'o'<
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 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081
 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:27,
	
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	 Chompy has a short memory.
	Chompy has a short memory.
 	Just sayin'
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1893428
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:18,
	
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	 i dunt gerrit
	i dunt gerrit
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:20,
	
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	 Chompy was moaning about pictures being posted. My link above shows his hypocrisy.
	Chompy was moaning about pictures being posted. My link above shows his hypocrisy.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:25,
	
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	 is this irony?
	is this irony?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:30,
	
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	 I think we need an expert here
	I think we need an expert here
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:38,
	
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	 that's odd, I had to log out to see that post
	that's odd, I had to log out to see that post
 	
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:21,
	
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	 and if that's a link then why haven't you put it on the links board?
	and if that's a link then why haven't you put it on the links board?
 	
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:21,
	
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	 Fuck off to /talkaboutkittensandyourlunch
	Fuck off to /talkaboutkittensandyourlunch 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:26,
	
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	 jesus, don't let people know you've been 2.0'd by chompers
	jesus, don't let people know you've been 2.0'd by chompers
 	you'll be completely ostracised
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 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081
 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:31,
	
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	 He doesn't look a bit like an ostrich
	He doesn't look a bit like an ostrich 
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:37,
	
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	 woah check 'em
	woah check 'em
 	
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:55,
	
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	 yes
	yes
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:21,
	
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	 \o/
	\o/
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:22,
	
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