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I'm having a lovely glass of Malbec.
What are you consuming this evening?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 19:40,
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tea
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 19:43,
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a JG Ballard book.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 19:44,
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faggot
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 19:44,
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What can I say?
I'm a book nerd.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 19:46,
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what cos u read ballard fuckin ell
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 19:56,
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Wanker.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 19:46,
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is Ballard a bit grown up for you?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 19:46,
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Pfft.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 19:48,
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Maybe you should stick to Lee Child, eh?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 19:49,
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I don't really read non-fiction unless it's cosmology or critical theory, soz.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 19:52,
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Then you're missing out.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 19:52,
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I just prefer reading fiction is all.
I also like non-fiction about serial killers. My favourites are Ted Bundy and Edmund Kemper.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 19:53,
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Kemper rocks.
There is also a good book about Nielsen called 'Killing for company'.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 19:55,
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Nilsen was one sick puppy, but ultimately just a poor man's Dahmer.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 19:57,
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Brian Masters, who wrote the book about Nielsen, also wrote one about Dahmer.
His conclusion: Nielsen was worse.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:00,
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really?
Fucking hell.
Nilsen is in Full Sutton. Nearish to York.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:01,
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The UK hasn't had a decent serial killer for years. Well overdue.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:05,
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that Crossbow Cannibal dude was a fucking joke.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:07,
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All the best ones were from Bradford, though.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:09,
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Or Gloucester.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:14,
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And I was living in Gloucester when Fred was found out.
Serial killer tracker right here.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:22,
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Isn't he dead?
As a nation we've fucked up by having serial killers called Neilson and Nilson - a labour government led by Ed Balls would correct this.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:08,
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still alive.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:09,
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There's yer man
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_NeilsonConfusing surnames.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:12,
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Nah, he's still breathing.
And no doubt still mentally wanking over corpses.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:10,
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Which one?
I'll put money on it's not "The kindness of women".
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 19:49,
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Vermilion Sands.
My favourite Ballard is The Atrocity Exhibition.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 19:50,
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We've discussed Ballard before.
The kindness of women is one of the most beautiful books I've ever read.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 19:53,
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Ballard's fiction was beautifully constructed, and highly complex.
Have you got the complete short stories? Fascinating to see him develop from the clumsy sci fi of his earliest work, through to stuff like Why I Want to Fuck Ronald Reagan, to the formal narratives of his late work.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 19:56,
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I think I told you to buy the short stories.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 19:58,
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I got the short stories years ago.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 19:59,
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Pretentious prick
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 19:58,
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you're a pygmy.
Intellectually as well as heightwise.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:00,
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Says someone shorter than me.
Tit.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:02,
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not according to Tangles
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:06,
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says the only man on the board shorter than him.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:04,
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says the man reading ballard
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:06,
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no that was charles stross
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 19:57,
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no, JG Ballard.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 19:57,
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oh right
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:12,
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I'll be sparking a spliff when I get in from work.
Today has been a motherfucking bastard cunt.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 19:52,
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Tell us all about it GJ. You're one of us now.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 19:53,
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Finally! Acceptance!
Im outta here.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:00,
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Bourgoise scum.
I have mushroom curry and a mug of Tea, bliss.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:01,
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Mushroom curry can be ace. As can mushroom stroganoff.
As a side dish.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:03,
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so can sex with men.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:03,
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You'd know.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:05,
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I know.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:06,
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Woofter.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:13,
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every sex i've ever had has involved at least one man
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:16,
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yeah
because we believe you've had sex
VIRGIN
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:25,
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i never said i'd had sex with another person
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 21:08,
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it's lully.
even though I eat meat now, I still chose this.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:04,
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Aubergine curry and egg curry are also terrific.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:05,
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how could cream and rice be a side dish?
silly battered.
mushroom and paprika goulash is also amazing.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:08,
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Isn't that similar to a stroganoff?
That has loads of paprika and some sour cream in it.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:12,
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i think they are really similar, but goulash is hungarian and stroganoff... isn't
i don't know!
trevorcook.typepad.com/weblog/2010/06/masterchef-fail-theres-no-paprika-in-stroganoff.html
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:18,
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Stroganoff is Russian, so pretty close!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:19,
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they are both mighty tasty
that is the most important thing
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:20,
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Don't make me agree with you again*
* however you are correct.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:23,
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i am also always right
name me one thing where i have been wrong
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:25,
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Your hair colour, the possible suitability of Greggs Hat as a bf... need I go on?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:27,
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I fort you liked gingers????
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:30,
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I do. Even married one. She's honest about being a red head, not a Swipe*
*thankfully
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:36,
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this was my point
I thought you'd be more defensive of the ging...
fun fact: I's never had a ging, not never. I wonder what it's like.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:42,
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when I was 14/15 there was this ginger bird obsessed with sucking me off.
She was a bit mental actually.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:43,
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the mental ones tend to be fun though
I dated a Russian with similar proclivities.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:45,
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This really happened.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:48,
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se'sly
We didn't all have to wait to 20 to get laid.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:49,
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I fucking did. :(((
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:50,
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This does not surprise me.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:52,
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me neither.
In fact I think it was only due to charity that o lost it then.
I was painfully shy and had no real social life til I was 18.
I did a lot of 'firsts' rather later than most.
I feel life has been action packed enough since then to make up for it.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:57,
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my hair colour is dark brown
greggs hat is complicated, well, was, but i maintain it wasn't that wrong.
how about my views on dozer's bash? or 2.0 being for losers? etc? eh?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:31,
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there was no bash ya dippit wee boot
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:36,
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dozer had a bash?
who went?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:37,
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Going on a date with Psychochomp.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:30,
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pffffft
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:31,
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getting fucked by Piston
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:40,
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aww, don't be cruel.
I bet you've had a few you regret.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:43,
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yeah of course
We all have.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:44,
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it's be quicker to count those I don't.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:45,
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poor Cavy :'(
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:47,
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SHE WAS THE BEST!!!!
a queen among women no one will ever replace her.
she'll come to her senses one day, if I wait long enough.
we were meant for each other.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:51,
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Yeah, you are perfect together.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:52,
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I know this.
and she will to, one day....
one day...
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:58,
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Wait for it ... wait for it ...
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:37,
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THIS WINS
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:38,
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Marinated sweetcure bacon chop, peas and sautee garlic potatoes
With tea. Lovely, lovely tea.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:58,
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