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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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it's cunts like me who pay higher rate income tax
have no kids and never ever go to the dr that keep the fucking thing afloat in the first place :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:18, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I read that as "I AM RICH AND MY OVARIES HAVE SHRIVELLED UP"

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:19, Reply)
you should read it as
I COULD BE RICHER IF THERE WERE NO CUNT PEOPLE ON THE PLANET AND HOPEFULLY SOON THEY WILL HAVE DONE, HOORAH
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:19, Reply)
essentially the nhs and benefits and all that are life boats
and if you're paying higher rate tax you don't need the lifeboats, stop hogging them, you're already on a nicely floating ship
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:39, Reply)
my ship is not floating
it is pulled along by me
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)
don't be thicky, it's floating fine

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:44, Reply)
basically
i should be queen. that would fix everything.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:49, Reply)
i'd be alright with that let's make this happen people

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)
yes!
queen rswipe.

better than queen of hearts any day.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)
you're gonna need to decide on a new set of robes

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:55, Reply)
only one way to go
ROYAL PINK
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:58, Reply)
but ships are obliged to have enough lifeboats for all passengers, been that way since the Titanic sank
or am I taking this analogy too far now?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)
it's becoming complicated when you bring official boating legislation into it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Hasn't your income tax just gone down?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:20, Reply)
i have no idea
i never open my pay slips
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:20, Reply)
In order to see my payslips, I have to log into a third party's website
and look at them on the internet.

As a result, I haven't seen them in over two years.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:31, Reply)
Mine are electronic, but i've forgotten the password
I hate my P60, when it shows all the tax you spent in one year :o(
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:31, Reply)
no it doesn't
it doesn't show you VAT or car tax or council tax...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)
yeah i know that silly!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:52, Reply)
yes it has.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:30, Reply)
has mine?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)
no, and the higher rate threshold has moved down so you won't see the increase in the personal allowance.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:40, Reply)
:(
I thought george was a mate
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)
He was trying to help you out.
But it turns out he's a bit shit at economics.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)
he's my dad's MP
so i want to like him because he reminds me of home.

unfortunately he's a total twat. osborne, not my dad.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)
nobody owes you something just cos you got lucky

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:36, Reply)
this is exactly the attitude benefit claiments take
they got lucky being born in the UK where benefits are available, therefore they believe they are owed them.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:38, Reply)
I bet you've never even met anyone who claims benefits.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:39, Reply)
yeah, JSA is a fucking fortune.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)
makes sense to live off that, you get so much money and your life is fantastic forever and it's not at all a bare minimum safety net
everyone on it has their own ten bedroom house with massive tellies and tattoos and alcohol
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)
I know a girl who does akshully
she got knocked up by a prick who does nothing for their daughter except cause grief.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)
i knew it!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)
is it battered's wife?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)
Look Monty is doing the best he can, alright.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)
Hiya!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)
probably heard about a guy who makes a living off them
or read one of those fake articles in the sun about it
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)
no it's not
except for a few
which they'd like you to believe is everyone
so that they can get rid of the lifeboats
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:40, Reply)
The same phrase comes out of all of them
"it's just what I'm entitled to"

My point is that the claim you make is not about the amount of money you earn, but rather, the person behind it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)
that phrase doesnt come out of all of them stop making shit up
although you're right about the second bit
probably
not entirely sure what you're trying to say
need coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)
*something about Boat People*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)
i wish i even had a boat!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:45, Reply)

Boat Shoe

*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)
Boat LOL?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)

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