fuck me, that was an insufferably dull thread
what's your favourite?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:01, 105 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

woah check 'em

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:02, Reply)

tekkers

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:09, Reply)

whoah

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:09, Reply)

woah check 'em

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:14, Reply)

cheers

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:18, Reply)

McEwans Champion

( Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:03, Reply)

i like kicking people when they are down so i like that thread leave it out sunshine

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:07, Reply)

probably lamb

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:08, Reply)

I have a leftover lamb and mint sauce wrap for lunch today
...and the last bit of apple strudel.

I got a Cadburys Cream Egg egg at easter and I'm certian the eggs in it don't taste as good as the regular eggs. It's the whole two-finger vs four-finger kit-kat thing again.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:52, Reply)

Doggy style.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:09, Reply)

is that because you wife is ugly and her breath smells of onions?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:11, Reply)

No, it's because YM has terrible halitosis.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:11, Reply)

GOOD COME BACK

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:12, Reply)

on your mum that is
I was going for a "superman"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:12, Reply)

Like a sausage up Lois (back) Lane

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:14, Reply)

This one won't be better.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:16, Reply)

jelly of the trips

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:17, Reply)

Someone should make a lunch thread as I need inpiration
I'm thinking curry or chicken hummous and chilli sauce wrap
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:19, Reply)

Those doughnuts with custard in them
They're pretty good, they are.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:21, Reply)

lunch of champions

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:22, Reply)

5 of those and a strawberry Yazoo
and I'm GOOD TO GO!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:23, Reply)

No, I'm afraid I can't let this one go without saying something.
I like you Two Hats, I really do.
There are many subjects on which I respect your opinion, but on this one you are wrong.
There are few things more disappointing than biting into a doughnut, only to discover that it contains cold custard rather than jam.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:24, Reply)

I think we're going to have to agree to disagree on this one Tangles
I might get a cake in a minute actually.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:26, Reply)

That's ok
It would be boring if we were all the same.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:37, Reply)

DIVERSITY RULES!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 13:18, Reply)

I disagree.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 13:21, Reply)

Everybody knows apple doughnuts are the best.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:27, Reply)

what the actual fuck?
this is a disgusting thing for you to say
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:42, Reply)

woah, check 'em

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 13:31, Reply)

a donut should be filled with jam and sprinkled with icing sugar
EDIT: i may get some from the bakery
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:27, Reply)

they go everywhere
you want a nice krispy kreme ring do-nut, that's what you want
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:34, Reply)

no.
Krispy Kreme is the devils work
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:38, Reply)

oh no no no

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:38, Reply)

The redhead

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:23, Reply)

Swipe?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:23, Reply)

woah check 'em

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:28, Reply)

cock

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:29, Reply)

yes?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)

What?

( Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:26, Reply)

Que?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:27, Reply)

Why?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:27, Reply)

This thread's freaking my nut out.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:30, Reply)

humph

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:34, Reply)

What's wrong with you, stroppy?
Probably blobbing.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)

first you ignore my text
then you ignore my post on the previous thread

HUMPH
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)

What fucking text?

( Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)

the fucking text i sent you at about 8pm last night, that's what fucking text

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:38, Reply)

Well I didn't fucking get the fucking text.
Stop fucking swearing, you blobber.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:39, Reply)

i am not bella the blobba

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)

Or Blob Todd the hoarder

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:42, Reply)

Sweeney Blob.
Ew.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:43, Reply)

Blob Holness - Blob Busters

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:44, Reply)

"I'll have a 'G' please, Blob"
"G. What G is caked in dried blood and sundry lumps right now?"
"GUSSET"
*ding*
( Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:46, Reply)

POTD

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:47, Reply)

I clicked 'I like this'
But I didn't really like it, ifyouknowhatimean.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Well I'm bongling hard.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:50, Reply)

I said this to my wife recently when she was actually blobbing
she tried to kick me
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)

They hate it. The funny thing is, they usually are.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:38, Reply)

"they" ?
it's not a different species.

well, it is from you, you fucking animal.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:39, Reply)

BLOBBER

( Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:39, Reply)

I seriously don't get waht the big deal is, why can't they learn to control it?
they know they are hormonal, therefore they no that the anger and irrationality that they are feeling is unfounded. So why don't they control it, or at least listen to their less bleedy male counterparts?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:39, Reply)

They really should defer to us far more often than they like to admit to.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)

They obviously know they're being irrationally shitty
I mean, at least half of them aren't functionally retarded, even if they're not clever like us. You'd think they'd be capable of not going off at you like a bag of cocks just because they've walked in and found a throttle body on the carpet, I mean *I* didn't know she'd just fucking vacuumed, did I?

Irrational blobbing harpies.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)

you leave your arguments with your ma out of this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:43, Reply)

Are you going to resend this text, or what?
I'm literally comatose with lack of suspense.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Luckily girls can't kick.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:40, Reply)

she over kicked, missed and almost fell in the mud.
I laughed
she stomped off
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)

you know the blobbing? you can picture it, right?
how attractive does that jam do-nut seem now, eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:42, Reply)

Classic blobbing there, from the missus.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:42, Reply)

Y'know I don't get why more birds don't want to hang out in off topic and get the benefit of all us right-thinking men.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:44, Reply)

This is easily my favourite subthread of the day.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:45, Reply)

diet coke with cherry
raspberry stoli on ice
blue cheese and fresh chilli
white chocolate and lemon
chanel for the eyes, benefit for the lips
missionary but with the lights ON, take that society
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Needs MOAR blurter!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)

well, what doesn't?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:33, Reply)

I'm pretty sure your obsession with fizzy drinks diet or otherwise will lead to diabetes

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)

i was very thirsty on good friday
i thought you might be right

now i think it was just a cold
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:33, Reply)

What did I say?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:33, Reply)

you said, swipe is the best, i love swipe, we should all worship swipe

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:34, Reply)

and what did I get in return?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)

a ginger biscuit?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)

euphemism of the day

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)

think back at this post in fondness when your finding necrotic toes in your socks
you're even
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)

i won't be even if my toes are falling off, will i?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:38, Reply)

sounds like diabetes to me

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 13:01, Reply)

I went past a pub called The Yewtree on Sunday
Just saying.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:33, Reply)

Treworgey Yewtree Fayre

( Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:39, Reply)

I'm going to go to Barcelona for my birthday.
That way I don't have to buy any fucking cakes for the office.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:34, Reply)

they'll expect you to bring back tapas

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)

just a load of shit from duty free

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)

I'm buying nuffink for nobody.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:38, Reply)

double negative sweets for everyone!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:40, Reply)

SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE!
YAY
( Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:44, Reply)

i like big breasts and i cannot lie

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)

*denies*

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 13:04, Reply)

If the mains water goes off are you meant to turn off your central heating?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:40, Reply)

I dunno, we get water and electricity 24hrs a day in London

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:43, Reply)

bit.ly/YsPJgd
( Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:43, Reply)

I don't get it.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Just went to Tesco innit

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 13:20, Reply)

This really deserved a thread of its own.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 13:20, Reply)

I agree

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 13:22, Reply)

More of this please!
Posters, take note. Look at what TH is doing here and make it your business to be as like this as possible.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 13:24, Reply)

*puts on second hat*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Wait until you hear what I bought!
Oh that's right....DISPOSABLE INCOME RIGHT HERE!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 13:32, Reply)

let's spend our way out of recession together!

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 13:34, Reply)