Soz
Alt: I'm hungry.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:16, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm cooking pork belly tonight.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:17, Reply)

I have made a monumental amount of soup
for £5
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:19, Reply)

I have made a monumental amount of poop

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:26, Reply)

so will he after that soup is more than 24 hours old

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Get to fuck
Proper broth tastes better after a day, as does chilli and curry
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:31, Reply)

As does lasagne.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:34, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:36, Reply)

As does your mum's kippery gash

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:37, Reply)

I NO RITE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:38, Reply)

Mine still needs a minute in the microwave first though.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:43, Reply)

genuine lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Git

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Proper broth with ham hock, lentils and sweet potato

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Not you
And whilst that does mostly sound good, I'm not a fan of lentils
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:42, Reply)

May I ask puy?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Kill yourself.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:45, Reply)

I'm splitting now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:47, Reply)

I had faggots last night
and will again tonight as there were 4 in the pack.

I'm going to get some proper ones from a proper butcher next time, nothing against Mr Brain but they were a smidge on the bland side.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Were there any pianos?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:50, Reply)

... Eh?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:52, Reply)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:53, Reply)

Ah, "popular" entertainment.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 12:03, Reply)

@Lighty
I too, feel that Mr Brains' finest have certainly lost some of their flavour.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:53, Reply)