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That is genuinely brilliant
and therefore very obviously a lie.
(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:52, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
At the end of pretty much every term
every unpopular member of staff at my school had about ten pizzas and taxis etc sent to their homes. Until the dopey cunts finally learnt what 'ex-directory' meant.
(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)
This one time, at chinny reckon.....

(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:56, Reply)
JH Book of Facts - page 42 ACTUALLY
so HA! SsSSSSSSSssssSSSSSSSSS
(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)
That's me sussed.

(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)
Well sussed.

(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)
How are you, Tangers?
Long time.
(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:59, Reply)
Pretty good, ta.
How was your holiday?
Clear out those Cypriot banks?
(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:00, Reply)
I doubt that would have taken him long

(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:02, Reply)
It was nice, mate.
Sun. Mountains. Diving. Doing nowt. All bases covered.

The banks were OK as long as you didn't have a Cypriot bank account. Money available to forrins but not locals. They well loves the Germans.
(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:03, Reply)
me too!

(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)
True story.
Hi Robert Haywood if you're reading. You still owe me a new cello bow you wanker.
(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)
I don't doubt that you're capable of that level of inventive cruelty
Now. But not when you were little.

Er.
(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:56, Reply)
I was 13.

(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:56, Reply)
I may have misread your original post
Shhh, I don't think anyone else noticed.
(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)
It's fine, when he was 13 he regularly passed for 8 anyway.

(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)
Oh hilarious.

(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:59, Reply)
Looked like one of those
freakish midgets. You know, that look 9 from 20 metres away, but when you get a bit closer you realise the they have been shaving for 25 years and the tall fella next to them is their 23 year old son.

You know the ones?
(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:01, Reply)
I know one of those, yes.
Lives up Kilburn Way I think.
(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:02, Reply)
THAT'S THE ONES!

(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:03, Reply)
You are not my 23 year old son.

(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:07, Reply)
who is taller, kroney or stunned?

(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:10, Reply)
Stunned. Definitely. The lummox is about 9'8.

(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:11, Reply)
he must have a cock like a christmas chocolate log

(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)
Only after bumming you

(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:17, Reply)
With friends like that, who needs enemas?

(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:19, Reply)
Well that certainly explains how Monty was able to make this comparison:
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1920268
(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:25, Reply)
It was actually a violin
but no-one had the heart to tell him...
(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)
Robert GAYwood *I* call him!!

(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:56, Reply)
NOBert GAY-WOULD more like!
Yuk yuk!
(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)
oh HO!
Hats is back with a limited edition!
(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)
Is he the British Eddie Murphy?

(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)
The skiing guy?

(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:01, Reply)
Robbocop?

(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:03, Reply)
No, he was the Middlesbrough mayor

(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:03, Reply)
Nah, that was a monkey

(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:05, Reply)
*something about Justin Fashanu*

(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:15, Reply)
Dead or alive, you're bumming with me!

(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:04, Reply)
oh man I LOVE Pete Burns!

(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:08, Reply)
NO WHISKY CHAT

(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:10, Reply)
LOL

(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:12, Reply)
What's there not to love?

(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:10, Reply)
Yeah, the Krypton Factor was great!

(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:11, Reply)
hahaha

(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:12, Reply)
Serve the pubic bush
Violate the innocent
Uphold the cock
(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)

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