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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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a friend of mine got dumped recently
for telling her boyfriend of 6 months that she was pregnant as a april fool's day "joke". what's the dumbest prank you've ever heard of?

alt: mutual friends are telling her that he's a dick. personally i think he has a point. was her "joke" acceptable?

altalt: fine, lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:29, 179 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Is your friend Lindsay Lohan?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:29, Reply)
no, why?
i thought she was a licker?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:31, Reply)
She tweeted yesterday that she was "with child"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:32, Reply)
pathetic

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:33, Reply)
Cracking tits though

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:34, Reply)
aw thanks

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:39, Reply)
Probably mastitis

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:42, Reply)
not in a fake pregnancy

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)
HA HA HA HA

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:51, Reply)
prove it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)
She was out with Battered?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:36, Reply)
lols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:36, Reply)
Sounds like he was looking for an excuse to bin her off anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:32, Reply)
Agreed

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:32, Reply)
Actually, it depends
How long was it between telling the "joke" and admitting that it wasn't true?
Less than 5 minutes: He's looking for an excuse to dump her
More than a week: She's a prick
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:34, Reply)
somewhere between the two
like an hour, i think
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:36, Reply)
Hmmm
Well if he wasn't looking for an excuse, then he is a monumental knob-end.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:37, Reply)
he's dumped her several times before
they are as bad as each other really, imho
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:38, Reply)
Several times in six months?
I don't think this relationship was altogether serious.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:40, Reply)
well he now has the upper hand in the angry make-up

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:40, Reply)
is this about 'guyliner'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:41, Reply)
something about showing her his lipstick

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:46, Reply)
So she's needy and he wants a shag now and then
Sounds like they deserve each other.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:40, Reply)
Several times?
Wow, it's like the Montagues and the Capulets.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:40, Reply)
That awful Apprentice programme has ruined that for me a little.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)
thirded
also i think she was pushing for more than she let on by making that "joke" in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:33, Reply)
I wouldn't have posted this myself if I didn't have you on ignore

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:34, Reply)
It's possible that they weren't that well suited.
Alt: "Come on, it was only a joke" is a perfectly acceptable get-out clause for almost anything.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:32, Reply)
It worked for Klaus Barbie.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:33, Reply)
'The master butcher from Lee on Sea'.
Carter lols
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:34, Reply)
Least actually existing of all the lols

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:35, Reply)
Quite.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:36, Reply)
see also:
The Lolocaust.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:34, Reply)
Whilst that is not at all funny if you're the bloke, it kind is really and it's not a reason to dump someone.
The guy's is using it as an excuse to dump he's already gone off her and this is a great excuse to end it whilst making it 'her fault'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:33, Reply)
You are wise beyond your years, Monty

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:37, Reply)
That is some high-level wiseness there.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:39, Reply)
I'm a kind of 'Yoda' character, you know, from Battlestar Galactica?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:40, Reply)
Soz, I've never read The Hobbit

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:41, Reply)
Well you should.
That JRR Pratchett is simply superb.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:42, Reply)
Oh man, I'm loving that on TV at the moment
Nedwood Stark is great, but that geoffrey is a right shit
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:45, Reply)
He was better in 'Rainbow' and no mistake

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:46, Reply)
Didn't he write a book about fly-fishing?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:45, Reply)
No silly that was Robson Jerome.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:46, Reply)
BUT WHO SHOT HIM?!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)
Nice Guy Eddie

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:59, Reply)
The skiing fellow?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:05, Reply)
That's her

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:11, Reply)
sorry but I don't find that post interesting in any way

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:35, Reply)
go film a parrot and shit out a youtube link

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:35, Reply)
I bought him some cotton seed pods to pull to pieces
he's properly pulling them to pieces now
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:28, Reply)
He's pulling his pod?
Filth.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Come on Frank, get involved, yeah?
It's a community, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:36, Reply)
as in "care in the" presumably

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:37, Reply)
SSSHHH!!
Ixnay on the Ental Healthmay!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:38, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:41, Reply)
LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:28, Reply)
hey everybody I am pregnant too!

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:39, Reply)
No you aren't you fat shit

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:40, Reply)
Was that your initial reaction to your ex?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:42, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:44, Reply)
it's a slightly belated easter miracle
either that or put down the easter eggs and step away from the chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)
I'd rape the bitch.
Laugh at that, cunt!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:42, Reply)
You're all heart.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)
well, statistically 9/10 people would

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:44, Reply)
It's only 8/10 now, her Dad's starting to feel guilty.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)
You are nothing if not proportionate and fair, Stunnsy old boy.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:44, Reply)
...with Iaaiaiaiaian Banks' sawn-off cancercock.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:45, Reply)
I bet she'd suck his rotting cancer seed out of his suppurating ball bag.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:49, Reply)
She's not the only one, RIGHT GUYS????
*holds hand up for high fives that never arrive*


*pretends to smooth hair*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:00, Reply)
I read your spelling of his name to the tune of 3am Eternal

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:49, Reply)
fuck, so did I.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:51, Reply)
both showing your age there, 90's boys

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)
1989.
acshually.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Oh man I went to a festival in 1989.
I should really tell you all about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:03, Reply)
I'd be disappointed if you could remember it, old chap.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:04, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/answers?q=treworgey+tree+fayre
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:05, Reply)
I know
my point still stands, though.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)
Oh man I LOVE 'Louise Redknapp'!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:56, Reply)
Or as she was known in those days
'The white one'
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)
Speaking of babies
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21977785

Frankly I think they should be drugged any time they're taken out of their home. Up until the age of 14 or so.

After that they can self-medicate.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)

"Drug your spawn, please. For the love of GOD, anesthetize the little beast."
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:44, Reply)
I prefer to drug myself under these circumstances.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:45, Reply)
Me too.
In fairness this applies to all circumstances.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:47, Reply)
i like this

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:49, Reply)
The way to avoid the disruption of children on flights is to fly first class, with any children being forced to sit in scum class down the back.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:47, Reply)
kids seem shit at everything, I don't know why people bother

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:52, Reply)
*some* of them are great at sucking cock.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:00, Reply)
When I was about 8 a mate of mine dared me to call the last person in the phone book and tell them they'd won a prize for being the last person in the phone book
I did so, and for reasons that continue to escape me, we both found it unbelievably hilarious. That's pretty fucking dumb.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:48, Reply)
I am TOTES doing this tonight!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:49, Reply)
Poor old Jacob Zuma, he must be sick of it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:49, Reply)
Oh man, then you should, like, film it and put it on facebook.
I bet you'd get loads of 'likes' for that.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:50, Reply)
In my defence
I WAS EIGHT

And I totes would have got loads of likes if Facebook had been invented
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:51, Reply)
Oh man I bet my /links niggaz'd be all over that shit.
It'd be like that 'Games for a Laugh', you know, with that Ned Kelly fellow.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)
There was a kid in my class who broke my cello bow.
I booked about 10 different taxi firms to collect him and his family for airport trips at 30 minute intervals through one night.

Really unfair on the cab drivers.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:50, Reply)
Is this another euphemism, like 'banjo string'?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:51, Reply)
Yes it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)
That is genuinely brilliant
and therefore very obviously a lie.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:52, Reply)
At the end of pretty much every term
every unpopular member of staff at my school had about ten pizzas and taxis etc sent to their homes. Until the dopey cunts finally learnt what 'ex-directory' meant.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)
This one time, at chinny reckon.....

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:56, Reply)
JH Book of Facts - page 42 ACTUALLY
so HA! SsSSSSSSSssssSSSSSSSSS
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)
That's me sussed.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)
Well sussed.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)
How are you, Tangers?
Long time.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:59, Reply)
Pretty good, ta.
How was your holiday?
Clear out those Cypriot banks?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:00, Reply)
I doubt that would have taken him long

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:02, Reply)
It was nice, mate.
Sun. Mountains. Diving. Doing nowt. All bases covered.

The banks were OK as long as you didn't have a Cypriot bank account. Money available to forrins but not locals. They well loves the Germans.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:03, Reply)
me too!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)
True story.
Hi Robert Haywood if you're reading. You still owe me a new cello bow you wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)
I don't doubt that you're capable of that level of inventive cruelty
Now. But not when you were little.

Er.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:56, Reply)
I was 13.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:56, Reply)
I may have misread your original post
Shhh, I don't think anyone else noticed.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)
It's fine, when he was 13 he regularly passed for 8 anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)
Oh hilarious.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:59, Reply)
Looked like one of those
freakish midgets. You know, that look 9 from 20 metres away, but when you get a bit closer you realise the they have been shaving for 25 years and the tall fella next to them is their 23 year old son.

You know the ones?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:01, Reply)
I know one of those, yes.
Lives up Kilburn Way I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:02, Reply)
THAT'S THE ONES!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:03, Reply)
You are not my 23 year old son.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:07, Reply)
who is taller, kroney or stunned?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:10, Reply)
Stunned. Definitely. The lummox is about 9'8.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:11, Reply)
he must have a cock like a christmas chocolate log

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)
Only after bumming you

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:17, Reply)
With friends like that, who needs enemas?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:19, Reply)
Well that certainly explains how Monty was able to make this comparison:
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1920268
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:25, Reply)
It was actually a violin
but no-one had the heart to tell him...
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)
Robert GAYwood *I* call him!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:56, Reply)
NOBert GAY-WOULD more like!
Yuk yuk!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)
oh HO!
Hats is back with a limited edition!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)
Is he the British Eddie Murphy?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)
The skiing guy?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:01, Reply)
Robbocop?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:03, Reply)
No, he was the Middlesbrough mayor

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:03, Reply)
Nah, that was a monkey

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:05, Reply)
*something about Justin Fashanu*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:15, Reply)
Dead or alive, you're bumming with me!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:04, Reply)
oh man I LOVE Pete Burns!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:08, Reply)
NO WHISKY CHAT

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:10, Reply)
LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:12, Reply)
What's there not to love?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:10, Reply)
Yeah, the Krypton Factor was great!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:11, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:12, Reply)
Serve the pubic bush
Violate the innocent
Uphold the cock
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)
Alt: very hard to say without knowing more about the context of the relationship
but personally, I'd have kicked her in the cunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)
I'm pranking as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)
Too obvious for words
pr w
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:02, Reply)
I think TTJ

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:03, Reply)
*sigh*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:11, Reply)
oh man even art was better in those days!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)
Is that an accurate depiction of the festival site?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:15, Reply)
if you took enough acid

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:17, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:18, Reply)
I like how your reply works in context with badger's.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)
It's almost like I did it deliberately for that reason or something!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:27, Reply)
NO WAI!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:32, Reply)
Did I tell you,
me and my old band mates have moved into the lucrative hair care market?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:20, Reply)

www.fmcgltd.com/brands/headfunk.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:20, Reply)
I dont think that pic is really you

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)
That's Baldmonkey

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:22, Reply)
He's not bald!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:28, Reply)
He's so waki.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:30, Reply)
I see that the earlier electric version failed to get past the H&S boys.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:22, Reply)
It was just too 'out there' for the mass market. Niggaz was FILPPIN' yo.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:26, Reply)
Headfunk sounds like a euphemism for smegma

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:56, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU1p_4JgkiQ
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:15, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:18, Reply)
MOOOODDDDDDSSSSS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:18, Reply)
hahaha!
click

although it does look a bit like a pink anteater rather than a cdc
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:23, Reply)
B3th can you edit this please? It's clearly NSFW.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 21:10, Reply)
OH HAI !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)
Yo double P - YO!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:22, Reply)
Alright monts?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:26, Reply)
Not bad ta, you?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:27, Reply)
Good afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:22, Reply)
'noon.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:26, Reply)
*doffs cap*
I invented a new lasagne dish using mexican foods

Chilli + sour cream/cheese + tortilla = mexican lasagne
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:27, Reply)
I generally prefer my classic dishes un-waqqquied, but that does sound jolly nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:28, Reply)
It sounds like vommit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:43, Reply)
yes!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:30, Reply)
She's definitely committed a red card offence
He's justified in dumping her AND he should get custody of any pets.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:19, Reply)

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