Don't be a cruel cunt to animals. Simple.
My cat didn't come home last night.
I hope he hasn't been run over :(

More than likely he's just having a scout about. He doesn't dissappear often but once in a long while.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:41, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

There was a poster on here a while ago, cancerjoy, he was called.
He liked throwing cats under busses. I do hope he hasn't got to yours.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:49, Reply)

He sounds a treat!
I will cut his cancer balls off.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:50, Reply)

He also posted pictures. LIKE A CUNT

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:53, Reply)

:(
I hope he got arrested at least.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:54, Reply)

He's an excellent bloke.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:55, Reply)

ah monty
normally you are perfect. but on this occasion you are wrong.

the guy is a turd.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Which is what attracted you to him, of course.

( Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:02, Reply)

Nah in truth he isn't, I promise.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:12, Reply)

Even though he throws cats under buses?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:19, Reply)

To be fair he didn't actually throw his cat under the bus
it was more of a drop kick
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:23, Reply)

haha i forgot about that benefit fraudster
i bought a council house on a main road, then wondered why my cat got squashed by a car, wah wah.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:55, Reply)

I don't understand how you could forget about the second-best ever sex you had*


*text from swipe to Kroney, 29/07/2008. Shortly after piston_broke dumped her.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:56, Reply)

have you been daydreaming again?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:57, Reply)

Yeah, yeah, you keep trying to tell me it was a mutual break-up, but it wasn't.
Admit it to yourself. He dumped you.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:58, Reply)

+ on

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:00, Reply)

the problem with his story is (well, just one problem)
he was claiming i was boffing piston in mar/feb 2011.

NOT 2008.

berk.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:09, Reply)

you boffed piston?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:11, Reply)

On two separate occasions, three years apart!

( Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:12, Reply)

NO


WAI!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:15, Reply)

WAI

( Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:20, Reply)

I can't help it if you keep running back to the man.

( Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:11, Reply)

berk boffed piston?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:13, Reply)

wait what
was his standup about you then?
( Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:19, Reply)