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Shit thread #6.What was the last thing you did to treat yourself?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:19,
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It's moving houses fault.And the rental prices would probably be cheaper if she didn't take our milk I suppose.
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whilst this is not in any way a defence of ThatcherNo they wouldn't. The housing model thatcher introduced is pretty much a version of the "American Dream" and someone else would have done it if she hadn't.
Not that "waaah someone else would have done it anyway" is a defence of course. But it's pointless to speculate that part of UK life would be any different had Thatcher not existed.
Plus, the whole "every fucking idiot living in the SE of England" thing as well.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:31,
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It really is nothing short of solid economic concreteto have a stratospherically over-inflated housing market in one part of a country driven only by demand, absolutely. Especially when that demand is based purely on local employment, and huge fractions of that employment are based on totally intangible fairy dust.
That's definitely the epitome of stable economic growth, that. There's no chance of that completely collapsing in the future.
Oh, wait, yeah, that other thing.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:37,
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I can't wait for all the prices to come crashing down.CRASH
CRASH
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Not going to happen.Have you looked at buying off plan, or looking for repossessed properties?
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Nope. Wouldn't buy on our combined wage and especially with my job iffyness at the moment.(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:02, Reply)
I bought an eight pack of non-alcoholic ginger beer before I even knew(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:23,
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Bought myself a wah-wah pedal.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:20,
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for when someone posts a massive picture?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:21,
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Which brand and model please*taps clipboard impatiently*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:22,
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It's some Chinky heap of shit off eBay - £16.99 inc postage, brand new.I am reduced to this and it's very :o( indeed.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:24,
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The upside to cheap effectsis that because of the slap dash way in which they're assembled, occasionally one of them gets sprinkled with fairy dust. I have a reverb pedal that cost me £17, and it's more versatile than anything else I've seen.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:26,
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What I *really* want is one of those Hendrix all-in-one jobs.No chance :o(
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:26,
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They are good, I won't deny itWell should you find yourself in Pompey, you can come round and play with mine.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:27,
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AND WILL YOU LET HIM USE YOUR WAH WAH PEDAL AS WELL!!!!!!!!!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:28,
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His ANDREW MARR-MARR PEDAL more like!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:30,
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AND MY HENDRIX PEDALHAHAHAHAplaywithmywinkieHAHAHAHA
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:29,
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:o(I had a 'lazy lob-on' for a moment there
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:30,
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If you let me adjust your truss rodYou can lube my nut
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:32,
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This sounds like it might be a setup.AH SAID...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:33,
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I'll probably see Monty in June if that helps. I could pass it on.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:41,
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did I mention it syncs to MIDI clock and puts the slice effect in time with Cubase?(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:36, Reply)
Well, that's pretty rudeFrank's excited about his new toy.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:38,
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That's pretty good thatI like the stereo effects
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:43,
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Got a burberry jacket on Sundayi'm so worth it
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:21,
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yer I woz lookin at that shit bro, pricey but worth itprobz nxt time
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:24,
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damn pricey, but I guess would lasta lifetime(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:25,
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or until i got pissed and left it on the tube(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:25,
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innit doe, you should check out their hackney outlet, bit cheaper but not by much(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:27,
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Also check out Bicester discount village.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:29,
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innit bruv, was there on SundayGook central as always
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:30,
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There is always a lot of crap there to sift through to find something decent.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:32,
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I once pronounced it Bye-CesterAnd someone laughed at me :(
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:38,
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People can be so cruel sometimes.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:48,
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I've seen a nice Vivienne Westwood mac is House of FraserIt's a bit pricey for what it is though.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:39,
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I'm rocking a barbour at the moment.I've had it for nearly 20 years.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:24,
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that shit lasts, and whilst I do like mine I feel disheartened by the whole prole shift in that brand, in some ways they've pandered to it(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:25,
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Short term sales gain versus long term brand impact innit?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:26,
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French Connection syndromeThat 'FCUK' shit quadrupled their sales but now no-one will go near them.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:27,
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actually their, non branded menswear is very good these days(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:35,
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It always was, which is why it's a shame they've hanged themselves with that pike shit.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:09,
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yer, that said burberry have somehow managed in large part to escape their chav past, so there's hope for barbour(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:29,
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Their UK sales are still down from what they were, their sales in Asia are growing which compensates overall revenue.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:30,
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yeah but gone are the days of 'geezers' on the high street all dressed as rupert the bear, bet they're really thankful for that(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:32,
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I bought myself a double-edge razor and some shaving creams when I qualified.Last thing I bought was a Go board off ebay, but it was going for less than a third of its retail price.
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:27,
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Living the dream right here.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:29,
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Yeah, no more silly purchases for the moment I reckon.(
Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:33,
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That's an expensive way to obtain a bj.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:37,
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Stunned told me'if it floats, flies or fucks rent it'.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:40,
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My father in law told me If its got wheels or tits you're going to have problems with it
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Peej, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:41,
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He's been my biggest supporter. He even offered me a place to stay if she turfs me out again(
Peej, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:44,
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Funnily enough, she offered me a place to stay if she turfed you out again.(
Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:12,
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We should be worried that my post below was within a minute of yours(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:37, Reply)
I stocked up on some 'discontinued' acoustic guitar strings at 1/6th of the retail price.(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:38, Reply)
What's wrong with rope?Too slow? If you're lucky your neck will break when kick the chair away and you'll be unconscious for the strangulation part.
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He's leaving work bang on 5pm to do this.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:42,
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Hanging is supposed to break your neck - not strangle you.That's the reason for 'the drop'. There's actually a table of drop vs body weight as a ready reckoner for executioners!
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Well thank god you've done your researchThat really is something you don't want to get wrong
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i bought myself and over priced bacon muffin and a coffee this morning.And yesterday I got some boots off eBay with both steel toe caps and buckles, they are well cool. I shall wear then with my "I still hate Thatcher" T-shirt to the demo on Wedneday.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:40,
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it should go in calendar so we can all err go (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:43,
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i've got that nigger covered(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:46,
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Those boots sound like they came fromA closing down sale at The Crystal Maze.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:42,
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Did you read about old Reckless Rick now being a full-on trannie?(
Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:11,
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What are you demonstrating against, Che?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:43,
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MDsWhich will also be the next treat I get myself. Tonight, in fact. I appear to be handling my midlife crisis by turning into Monty.
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I've just had dumplings filled with some sort of cheese.Fucking polish muck. I want a curry.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:02,
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I was always disappointed with Eastern-Bloc cheeseThey seemed to think (when I was there)that if it's made of milk and a yellow colour, but isn't butter, then it's cheese. Tasteless bland rubbish.
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Have they got cash down your way these days?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:26,
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I bought a load of replacement band tshirts for ones I had destroyed in my head days of youth. I'd cut the sleeves off most, and others were ripped yo shreds from gigs and such. It's quite nice.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:56,
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I don't feel good, WindyI want someone to gently stroke my head.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:07,
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oh, that would be lovely. I've just looked at my hours this week, 63 hours clocked in the pub since Friday. And I'm till close tonight and doing another 10 hours tomorrow. /sigh.
Inb4 "yeah, you work in a pub you should expect it"
I'm getting tired of it twoey. Once in a while a long day is ok, even a long weekend if it's busy, but 5 days and I'm already exhausted.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:17,
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just got to ride it out till Friday. I need some staff really.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:27,
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Are you allowed to hire more?What I mean by that is, do you have the budget to get more people?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:30,
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yeah, but of course, 3 months ago when I had a full compliment, I had cvs flying out of my arse, now I need a couple of people, there is nobody about.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:34,
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Reckon I might treat myself to some roller skates so I don't have to walk on my gouty toe.(
Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:03,
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Nah, get a wheelchair and have done with it.Mind you, with you being French you may struggle to find one with a reverse gear.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:07,
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No need for a reverse gear, those fuckers turn on a centime.(
Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:09,
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I see your gouty toeand raise you throataids.
There's a fair chance I might not survive the day.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:09,
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www.bridgat.com/files/drinking_bird__science_toy__nodding_bird_1.jpg
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This is better2.bp.blogspot.com/_3pzXydA_9sg/SlhHgKN_68I/AAAAAAAAAFg/HmzjvmGLbnA/s320/Drinking-Bird-Simpsons-01.jpg
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I don't knowand I'm too ill to care.
*cries softly into a snotty tissue*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:11,
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Jesus Christ woman, Maggie would never have let a mear cold stand in her waypull yourself together
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:21,
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Maggie personally pulled the trigger on retreating Argentine warshipsmerely for having a sniffle.
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Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:24,
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Will your toe be well enough for when you walk up the aisle in a few weeks time?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:13,
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Word of adviceIf a girl says "bet you can't plie", don't try and prove her wrong.
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Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:17,
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I don't need that advice, because I would have told her to piss off.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:20,
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GOUT! HAHAHAHAHA! GOUT! Gouty Kroney, pouty and lonely, gouty Kroney, sad and boney.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:18,
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This deserves a slot on the popular page.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:19,
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CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.CLICK.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:21,
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WHAT LIKE YOUR SHOES?BECAUSE OF THE GOUT???!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:24,
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Hey b3th how long is it before you can click on something again and it counts for something?I just want to set a reminder on my phone for something.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:23,
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I can't help but think this gout joke has backfired on me a little.(
Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:24,
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GOUT, GOUT LET IT ALL OUT, THESE ARE THE JOKES YOU COULD DO WITHOUTCOME ON, I'M etc.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:30,
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Head, shoulders, knees and toes etc(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:33,
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WeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllYou know you make me wanna etc.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:34,
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'm all gout of love, I'm so lost without toe...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:39,
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Don't listen to him... I think it's all Baloney(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:27,
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The gout also makes it more difficult for him to run away from a moth.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:29,
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