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Shit thread #7How many songs can you change the lyrics to so that they sound a bit 'gouty'?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:35,
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latest was 12 years ago)
G O U T Y GOUTY ! YOU'RE GOUTY ! G O U T Y ! YOU'RE GOUTY.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:38,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:38,
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We gotta get GOUT of this place(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:38,
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ah ah ah ah pain in my ankle pain in my ankle(stayin' alive)
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:38,
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Whatcha Gonna Do aGOUT It by the Small Faces(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:39,
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Gout of Control - Chemical Brothers(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:41,
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Anything by the Gouthere brothers(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:42,
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*wiggles it, just a little bit**collapses with pain*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:43,
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I'm all gout of love, I'm so lost without toe... (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:43,
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If there's something weirdlivin' in your shoe
Who you gonna call?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:45,
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hahhahah brilliant!b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1928093
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:56,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1928162
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:05,
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I think all the good ones were done in the last thread.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:46,
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I think that's by Starsailor or some shit.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:46,
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GOUT! GOUT! LET IT ALL OUT!THESE ARE THE THINGS I COULD DO WITHOUT! SO COME ON!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:47,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1928078
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:50,
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That's really not necessary, you know.I can't help but feel this is something of an overreaction on your part. A touch theatrical, wouldn't you say?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:55,
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Childish attention seeking I'd say.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:15,
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gout is the one you get if you don't wash your junk properly right?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:47,
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No, that's galloping knob rotGout is too much uric acid (I think), caused by excessive consumption of port/cheese/etc...
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:48,
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in the knob? (
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:50,
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who has an acidic willy anyway?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:52,
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And it's not caused by dropping things on your toes.So I don't know why all this is going on.
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WHat happens if you drop cheese and port on your toe then?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:52,
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Is there anybody gout therePink Floyd.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:51,
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I had prepared statements in response to key words I could reply with and everything:(
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:53,
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just crowbar them in here, mannobody will notice
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:54,
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cube up some velveta add a can of rotel hot if u like it hot reg if not. microwave for about 3 minutes stir eat. if u want exactly like at the movies u can buy that in a can.(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:58,
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Hang about, let me write this down...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:17,
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are you on telly yet?I'm going to buy a television as soon as I know your sitcom's going to be broadcast
then I'll watch every episode and if it ever gets cancelled then I will smash my telly to a billion scintillating atoms and I dunno, go and do something else probably
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oh manit was last night and you totally missed it
but you'll see me on the baftas
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:58,
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Holding gout for a hero - Bonnie Tyler.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:52,
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OMGOMGOMGOMGOMOGMGMOGMOGMOMG!!!!www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-22079232
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That’s a mirror you’re looking at(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:55,
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I never watched it, I didn't know jeremy clarkson was in itI want new buck rogers
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:53,
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biddibiddibiddibiddibiddibiddibiddibiddibiddibiddibiddiWilmaDeeringbiddibiddibiddibiddibiddi(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)
Our Gout, in the middle of our feetOur gout, in the middle of...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:54,
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schoooooooooooooooool's gout for the summerboy, now go. walk gout the door - oh wait, you can't
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:54,
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We've gotta get gout of this place.Bin dun, soz Monts.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:57,
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RIGHT FFS THIS IS THE THIRD FUCKING TIMEb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1928112
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:58,
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My friends Auntie used to be married to Spencer DaviesFACT
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:06,
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or marks and spencers fame?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:08,
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Same guyHe made some sensible investments when he started making proper money.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:09,
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No, silly - the guy from It Ain't Half Hot Mum(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:09,
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Yeah and that bit when he said Gordons alive.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:12,
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I used to go clubbing with Steve Winwood's niece.She now has a clothes shop off Brick Lane. And massive tits.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:08,
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Tank fly boss walkJam nitty gritty
He has a gouty foot
And he freezes massive shitties.
This is jam hot.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:57,
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'Ain't no gout it's plain to see, a woman like that's no good for me'By Jimmy Toenail.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:01,
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Can't get you gout of my head - Kylie.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:02,
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We've gout to get out of this place(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:05,
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oh YOUb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1928217
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:06,
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We've got to gout out of this place?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:07,
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Gout gout gout gout Forest Moon of Endor?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:10,
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No, she went of her own accord!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:15,
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Go'ut gout to gout gout of gout gout?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:11,
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No, I'm sorry, these are all terrible.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:08,
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We've gout to gout gout of this plgoutace(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:08,
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This one is excellent5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1928190
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:09,
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Can't live, if living is with gout (you).(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:09,
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This definitely doesn't have any legs to it.Best just move on, eh?
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Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:09,
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it's funny cos you're gonna have your legs amputated :o)(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:09,
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and knob I heard(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:11,
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Tracy Chapman - Talkin' 'gout a RevolutionJust heard about this, wouldn't have minded being a fly on the wall for that.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:09,
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I've got a couple of tracks they recorded.They're 'alright'
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:12,
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Or FUCK OFF THIS ISNT VERY FUNNY(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:15,
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I prefer the threads when everyone calls me an idiot for saying something they agree with.(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:15, Reply)
he was like totally walking down the street like woah check it laydeez wearing his raybans and he be like woah no lam post gonna fuck wit me then he be like woah lamp post be all upside my head/ac
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Your wish, o master, is my command.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:24,
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'These boots weren't made for walking,
but that's just what they'll do.
One of these days theses boots are going to gout all over you'
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:21,
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Gout the herald angels singFoot pain for a brand new king
Ate too much port and cheese all the time
Now he wished he'd not had the wine
Now his foot's all swollen up
With the pain of gouty toes
Now his foot's all swollen up
Hurts to walk wherever he goes
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:25,
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