I once opened a door for a female and was called sexist WTF
She was pushing a pram at the time, I would have done this for anyone that had thier hands full at the time

Alt: We all are at times, it's ok for the media to use reverse sexism in adverts so it seems.

Altalt: I bumped into an Ex a few weeks ago and was told that I'm still a bit dishy
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:51, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I opened a door for a women once.
It was Ruth Ellis, she just hung around.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:54, Reply)

*facepalms*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:56, Reply)

Jill Dando's husband wanted to paint their front door
But she was dead against it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Tee Hee.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:58, Reply)

when I turned up here, swipeypoo said "I saw a photo and he's not bad looking"
The only compliment on my appearance from a lady other than my blind girlfriend.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Run for the hills Windy....... RUN NOW.... Don't look back just keep running

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:59, Reply)

you on the other hand are perfectly safe

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:05, Reply)

phew..............waitaminute are you calling me pug ugly?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:12, Reply)

haha, "girlfriend", yeah right

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:59, Reply)

alright, chill out imaginary parrot man

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:59, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1878130
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:01, Reply)

you know what Frank,
I hate you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:08, Reply)

There's no need to get upset, Frank
If people are of the opinion that Momo isn't real, then that's their prerogative.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:15, Reply)

I like this for it's implied tragicness

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:59, Reply)

it is implied tragicness

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:04, Reply)

It really is

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:05, Reply)

or as we say in English
"tragedy"
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:05, Reply)

There was a huge heffer of a teacher who was pushing the TV trolly down the hall.
Two students helped open both the double-doors for her and then got susspended because the heffer of a teacher thought she was being called fat.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:00, Reply)