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Fuck's sake.
Sex offenders can start threads but we can't post a picture. Terrible modding. Who's got the best pet on here? I vote Frank and Momo.
Alt - 'Point Break' is being remade as a film about 'extreme sports'. What sport should it be about?
Alt:alt: cunts.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 18:42,
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latest was 12 years ago)
The baroness has chomp
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 18:43,
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There's some kind of hilarious play on words to be had here, but I'm not sure what.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 18:50,
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I have three cats. I'd post a picture of them, but it would only get modded.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 18:45,
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Poor B3th. The only bit of power or influence she'll ever have and you have to MOCK.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 18:47,
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How often do you feed them coins?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 18:49,
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Never. I'm too caring.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 18:51,
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what do you do when they stop moving then?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 21:00,
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I have a picture of me wearing a cap, a bit drunk and pulling a face.
Terrible red eye as well. I could post that if you want?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 18:48,
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Nobody wants to see your ugly face.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 18:49,
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someone clearly did.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 18:51,
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Sounds shit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 18:49,
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it is.
JUST LIKE THE HOODY!
Soz, I had to do that otherwise HH would jump in and do that. He's a stranger to subtlety.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 18:50,
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That's it, get Chompy sacked because yet again he's working late due to having spent all day reading text-only pages on the internet.
You total bastard.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 18:51,
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He's been working?
I thought he spends all day on Google and Wikipedia, looking up stuff to be an expert on. Not an expert on avoiding redundancy though; maybe if he skived less he'd've made it through desktop selection.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 18:55,
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The NHS is marginally more productive as a result of his redundancy.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:00,
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The other day he tried to argue that the NHS needed more managers rather than less.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:02,
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was that based on something he read on wiki when he was meant to be working?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:03,
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Did he advocate recruiting these managers with fast-track schemes?
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:08,
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dunno, what's wikipedia's view?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:10,
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If they all work as hard as Chompy, then yes they do.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:12,
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no i didn't.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:35,
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I'm sure you did, but can't be bothered to trawl through search.
However, you did say the NHS needed a shit tonne of managers
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1907652#post1907655
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:39,
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I think it's fair to say that the NHS needs " a shittonne of managers and beancounters and analysts and middlemen."
don't you?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:44,
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Trouble is, an awful lot of them are pointless, unnecessary, incompetent shitcunts spending their days dicking about on t he internet.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:45,
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^ this ^
An ex of mine is/ was a nurse consultant at the Harefield. The tales of admin & process were ridiculous.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:49,
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On an slowish day, a shift coordinator(that's the person who's actually doing the shop floor running of the ward) will deal with...
...the ward manager, the service manager, two bed managers, the matron, the audit administrator plus christ knows how many monkeys work as deputies/secretaries/cockgobbles for these cunts.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:51,
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at least two of these people, no-one knows what they actually do.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:52,
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Oh yes, definatly, I quite agree.
but to say the NHS doesn't need "a shit tonne of managers" isn't quite right.
I guess they could outsource it, 'cus that always goes so well.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:51,
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If anyone on here was going to talk about tonnes of shit it was going to be you Gonz.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:57,
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I'd say that what the NHS needs most of all
Is spreadsheet monkeys procrastinating on B3ta for the entire working day.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:44,
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+ boring everyone about homebrew.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:58,
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and showing remarkable cognitive dissonance
By boohoohooing about not being able to get a mortgage while banging on about how risky it is to invest in property.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 21:16,
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Alt; dyslexic tennis umpires.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:31,
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was that you with the dollars and aces?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:33,
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Alt: wanking
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:34,
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Ducking for chips
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:36,
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alt: are you fucking serious?
Fuck sake.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:39,
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alright WP
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:45,
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:47,
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Dune- the thinking man's Star Wars.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:48,
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Alt: This game show:

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:51,
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oh man I love Catchphrase.
Tell me what you see!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:52,
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:55,
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oh man I loved Going For Gold
You're in the catchup position!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:01,
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:39,
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oh man! Bullseye! My favourite!
Let's have a look at what you nearly won!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 21:17,
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nerp
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:02,
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it's alright i've got a beer now
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:07,
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I have wine.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:09,
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what flavour?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:10,
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Red.
Brunello di Montalcino.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:17,
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Marriage.
Mine is a fucking extreme sport.
No safe word either.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:13,
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have you tried being a better husband?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:14,
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Would that include not sending creepy gazzes to young girls?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:16,
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i believe that is covered in chapter 2
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:17,
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I am the best husband ever.
I told her so.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:25,
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i bet you sharpen pencils over her head
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:26,
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No. But I might now.
I fart on her pillow while she's at work.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:29,
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you monster
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:32,
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good in here innit?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:35,
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nerp
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:43,
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yarp
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:49,
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Why haven't you said something about this before?
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Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 21:02,
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