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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fuck's sake.
Sex offenders can start threads but we can't post a picture. Terrible modding. Who's got the best pet on here? I vote Frank and Momo.

Alt - 'Point Break' is being remade as a film about 'extreme sports'. What sport should it be about?

Alt:alt: cunts.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 18:42, 63 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
The baroness has chomp

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 18:43, Reply)
There's some kind of hilarious play on words to be had here, but I'm not sure what.

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 18:50, Reply)
I have three cats. I'd post a picture of them, but it would only get modded.

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 18:45, Reply)
Poor B3th. The only bit of power or influence she'll ever have and you have to MOCK.

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 18:47, Reply)
How often do you feed them coins?

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 18:49, Reply)
Never. I'm too caring.

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 18:51, Reply)
what do you do when they stop moving then?

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 21:00, Reply)
I have a picture of me wearing a cap, a bit drunk and pulling a face.
Terrible red eye as well. I could post that if you want?
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 18:48, Reply)
Nobody wants to see your ugly face.

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 18:49, Reply)
someone clearly did.

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 18:51, Reply)
Sounds shit

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 18:49, Reply)
it is.
JUST LIKE THE HOODY!

Soz, I had to do that otherwise HH would jump in and do that. He's a stranger to subtlety.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 18:50, Reply)
That's it, get Chompy sacked because yet again he's working late due to having spent all day reading text-only pages on the internet.
You total bastard.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 18:51, Reply)
He's been working?
I thought he spends all day on Google and Wikipedia, looking up stuff to be an expert on. Not an expert on avoiding redundancy though; maybe if he skived less he'd've made it through desktop selection.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 18:55, Reply)
The NHS is marginally more productive as a result of his redundancy.

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:00, Reply)
The other day he tried to argue that the NHS needed more managers rather than less.

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:02, Reply)
was that based on something he read on wiki when he was meant to be working?

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:03, Reply)
Did he advocate recruiting these managers with fast-track schemes?

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:08, Reply)
dunno, what's wikipedia's view?

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:10, Reply)
If they all work as hard as Chompy, then yes they do.

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:12, Reply)
no i didn't.

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:35, Reply)
I'm sure you did, but can't be bothered to trawl through search.
However, you did say the NHS needed a shit tonne of managers

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1907652#post1907655
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:39, Reply)
I think it's fair to say that the NHS needs " a shittonne of managers and beancounters and analysts and middlemen."
don't you?
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:44, Reply)
Trouble is, an awful lot of them are pointless, unnecessary, incompetent shitcunts spending their days dicking about on t he internet.

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:45, Reply)
^ this ^
An ex of mine is/ was a nurse consultant at the Harefield. The tales of admin & process were ridiculous.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:49, Reply)
On an slowish day, a shift coordinator(that's the person who's actually doing the shop floor running of the ward) will deal with...
...the ward manager, the service manager, two bed managers, the matron, the audit administrator plus christ knows how many monkeys work as deputies/secretaries/cockgobbles for these cunts.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:51, Reply)
at least two of these people, no-one knows what they actually do.

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:52, Reply)
Oh yes, definatly, I quite agree.
but to say the NHS doesn't need "a shit tonne of managers" isn't quite right.

I guess they could outsource it, 'cus that always goes so well.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:51, Reply)
If anyone on here was going to talk about tonnes of shit it was going to be you Gonz.

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:57, Reply)
I'd say that what the NHS needs most of all
Is spreadsheet monkeys procrastinating on B3ta for the entire working day.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:44, Reply)
+ boring everyone about homebrew.

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:58, Reply)
and showing remarkable cognitive dissonance
By boohoohooing about not being able to get a mortgage while banging on about how risky it is to invest in property.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 21:16, Reply)
Alt; dyslexic tennis umpires.

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:31, Reply)
was that you with the dollars and aces?

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:33, Reply)
Alt: wanking

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:34, Reply)
Ducking for chips

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:36, Reply)
alt: are you fucking serious?
Fuck sake.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:39, Reply)
alright WP

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:45, Reply)


(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:47, Reply)
Dune- the thinking man's Star Wars.

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:48, Reply)
Alt: This game show:

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:51, Reply)
oh man I love Catchphrase.
Tell me what you see!
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:52, Reply)


(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:55, Reply)
oh man I loved Going For Gold
You're in the catchup position!
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:01, Reply)


(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:39, Reply)
oh man! Bullseye! My favourite!
Let's have a look at what you nearly won!
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 21:17, Reply)
nerp

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:02, Reply)
it's alright i've got a beer now

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:07, Reply)
I have wine.

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:09, Reply)
what flavour?

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:10, Reply)
Red.
Brunello di Montalcino.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:17, Reply)
Marriage.
Mine is a fucking extreme sport.

No safe word either.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:13, Reply)
have you tried being a better husband?

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:14, Reply)
Would that include not sending creepy gazzes to young girls?

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:16, Reply)
i believe that is covered in chapter 2

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:17, Reply)
I am the best husband ever.
I told her so.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:25, Reply)
i bet you sharpen pencils over her head

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:26, Reply)
No. But I might now.
I fart on her pillow while she's at work.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:29, Reply)
you monster

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:32, Reply)
good in here innit?

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:35, Reply)
nerp

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:43, Reply)
yarp

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:49, Reply)
Why haven't you said something about this before?

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 21:02, Reply)

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