Our work are laying on lunch today
Hog roast. FFS.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 10:49, 8 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

There'll probably be some bread or something that you can eat.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 10:52, Reply)

Yeah, if there's one thing that purveyors of spit-roasted meat are known for
it's their excellent vegetarian options
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:02, Reply)

So, you're saying that you're the fruit at a spit roast?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:04, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:06, Reply)

Oh very good
You cunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:10, Reply)

Well, if you weren't such a pathetic vegetablist Mary
this wouldn't be a problem, would it?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)

Crackling isn't meat.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)

I think you've misunderstood how vegetarianism works.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Badly.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 10:57, Reply)

TERRIBLE!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Serves you right for being a vegesexual idiot.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 10:55, Reply)

*points and laughs*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)

JUST EAT IT
WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 10:55, Reply)

I suppose the whole thing could fall on him, pinning him to the ground and covering his clothing with pig fat
and then all his colleagues, instead of helping, just laugh at him and then it turns out that his skin has some weird allergic reaction to it and he comes out in disfiguring hives and ultimately sinks into such crippling depression that the only light at the end of the tunnel appears to be suicide, only he gets that wrong and takes a massive overdose of paracetamol and dies slowly and painfully from liver failure over the course of several days and then no one comes to his funeral.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:00, Reply)

But, y'know, you've got to remain optimistic.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:00, Reply)

that could happen equally easily even if he doesn't eat it, though.
Let's not narrow this down.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:02, Reply)

There doesn't have to be a control group for every single aspect of life, badge.
Jesus, you scientists.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Jesus
I can't risk that sort of thing happening to me or my family....Maybe I should re-think this whole veggie thing.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:02, Reply)

But then what if we get trapped under a pumpkin or a marrow
I mean, those things can grow to enormous sizes. Fucking hell, this is a culinary mine field.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:03, Reply)

You've read The Enormous Turnip, I take it?
A cautionary tale, if ever there was.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Click
Ironically
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:09, Reply)

but pig is tasty

( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 10:56, Reply)

How can people even think about being vegetarian
when pigs taste so bloody good?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 10:59, Reply)

I've got a horrible confession to make
My mum's turned vegetarian :(
( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:07, Reply)

*something about that's not how you eat a cucumber*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Oh god, I'm so sorry
Is she still happy to cook it?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Yeah, think so
I'm so upset, I made sure to tell her it was an eating disorder, then she got cross. I don't understand, everything's gone wrong
( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:14, Reply)

What will Christmas be like, Theo?
WHAT WILL CHRISTMAS BE LIKE????
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:15, Reply)

Hopefully it'l be at me grans so it'll be the proper business
If it's not I might pretend I'm working and just stay here
( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:17, Reply)

Ah, Gran saves the day
Loads of high fat, rich food is the one thing I look forward to at Chrimble. Take that away and...well...I don't even want to think about it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:18, Reply)

Yeah, I want to be so bloated and full of rich food and wines that all I can do is mumble at my irritating relatives instead of the usual 'telling them to shut up with their stupid opinions'

( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Hog spit
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:03, Reply)