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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i'm too hungover for lunchbut when i staggered upstairs for water, the cunt in front of me was ordering an avocado and cheese sandwich, with mayonnaise and butter. what the actual fuck. who would eat that?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:28,
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well that's the odd thingshe was a proper beanpole, probably weighed 7 stone soaking wet, and about 5'10.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:30,
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Are you offering your bird up to Stunned here?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:40,
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I needed MOARThis is no good. I'm now stuck back in work and clamming for beer
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:32,
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Only person in ICT in our office this afternoon(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:35,
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Your boots were made for walking. Can't you put the phones and e-mails on divert?
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Gotta have a "face" in the officeCUNTS
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:37,
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Yours is more of a "face for radio" though(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:38,
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I NO RITEC - who the fuck adds a C?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:38,
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One place I worked at, the department was called "IS" for "information services"I fucking punched the guy in the face and left.
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Kroney, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:41,
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Tech SupportTech Services
Tech Support again
IT
IT Consultancy
ICT
ICT Consultancy
All the departments I've worked in, despite not moving department
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:43,
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I really had to stop our now director from creating two teamsNorthern Housing Implementation Team
Southern Housing Implementation Team
I still lol at Northumbria University almost being called Central University of North Tyneside
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:50,
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The one situation where being Northern would be preferable.(
Kroney, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:52,
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She was at the time due to be in charge of SHIT(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:53,
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I had company sponsored peronis yesterday.(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:32,
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GROSSWater's for povvos and idiots
Get a pint down you
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Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:30,
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some of us were drinking til 2ami feel a bit fragile today
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:30,
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yeah wellbattered fucking sickens me, so...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:36,
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Hardly, given the size of my gullet at the moment.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:40,
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imagine licking the salt crystals from his stinking armpitsjust sayin
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you'll have to watch the sitcom and find out(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:20,
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i think you underestimate just how many braindead drooling imbeciles there are in the worldwe are catering to them.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:26,
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one time I was in Starbucks and the fat mess in front of me ordered, get thisdecaff soya latte
I really wanted to punch her in the fucking cerebellum for that
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I fucking hate people like thatNon-alcoholic beer cunts
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:32,
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starbucks in stockport?fuck off with your lies on the internet
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:35,
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DID I SAY STOCKPORT?DID I SAY STARBUCKS IN STOCKPORT?
NO
I DID NOT SAY THAT
It was a shithole though, fucking Wilmslow
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fuck offthat's my local starbucks when i'm at home, i don't want your parrot faeces smeared boots tiptoeing through it like some sort of shit fairy
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:03,
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ohhhh, so it was you ordering the soya latteand fuck starbucks, the coffee shop right round the corner there is twenty times better
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which one, simon dunn? or rise? or the french one?fuck that nasty shit, i don't drink coffee. or tea. so it WASN'T ME.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:16,
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why would you go in starbucks and not drink coffee?no wait ... unless ... unless it was a decaff soya latte
I see what's happened here
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crucially you forgot the fact that i am not a fat messor maybe you didn't
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:26,
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that answers my question about who I would least like to be stuck in a lift with(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:11, Reply)
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