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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Morning
Apparently ASBOs are not just for chavs:

www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/apr/16/middle-class-asbos

Ever had anyone play Radio 4 at you non-stop, or park their car outside your house to piss you off?

alt: if you could take over another b3tan's account for a day, who would you b3rape and why?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 7:54, 109 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
That's i stomp the fluffeh good morning thread, you ham-handed wanker.
This place used to be NICE before all you horrid /talk people got here.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 7:55, Reply)
Alt: I'd take Chompy's account and change all his passwords so he cold get some work done and maybe avoid redundancy.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 7:56, Reply)
it's almost as if his main occupation is being dull on here
Rather than typing numbers into spreadsheets.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 7:58, Reply)
At least mine has a question
and isn't just haha yeah plus a picture.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 7:57, Reply)
I ASKED YOU HOW WELL YOU SLEPT YOU MONSTER, NO SOD OFF BACK TO /TALK

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 7:58, Reply)
Difficult, seeing as I've never been there.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 7:59, Reply)
That's it, I'm going to start a home sweet home thread and gaz b3th. That'll show you.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:03, Reply)
It'll show me when 4pm is, that's for sure.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:05, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:12, Reply)
NO YOUN DO

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:16, Reply)
^^ ham fisted response ^^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 7:58, Reply)
I've had a tedious middle-aged IT drone
Bang on about the Stereophonics at me until I wanted to rip my own plums off, then stick one in each ear to drown it out.

That sort of thing?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 7:56, Reply)
So why didn't you?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 7:58, Reply)
Are all the posts here going to be about Chompy today?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 7:58, Reply)
hopefully

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 7:59, Reply)
Oh man, I love Radio 4
And I inflict it on as many people as I can.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:01, Reply)

radio 4 my penis

people children
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:04, Reply)
Textbook

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:05, Reply)
Oh yeah, I forgot I was supposed to be a peado.
Thanks for reminding me AB.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:07, Reply)

supposed to be
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:08, Reply)
doh!

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:11, Reply)
Talking of Dough I saw this and thought of Loksey
www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/features/give-us-our-daily-artisan-bread-how-did-we-gain-a-passion-for-seeded-sourdoughs-and-handcrafted-ryes-8569192.html
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:23, Reply)
£3.50 for a loaf it better be orgasmically good.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:28, Reply)
I Ham sure it is
tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:30, Reply)
I just glazed over at that pun.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:34, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1935773
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:12, Reply)
Yo.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:08, Reply)
Are you asking me if I'd rape a b3tan?
It'd be nice if you'd post a thread we could all take part in. This is a bit Chompy-specific.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:32, Reply)
Bonjour.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:33, Reply)
czesc

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:34, Reply)
Shall we just talk about cars instead?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:33, Reply)
That'd be lovely :)

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:33, Reply)
I watched "Wheeler Dealers - Trading up" last night
and fell in love with a Volvo P1800
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:35, Reply)
Never really been a fan of Swedes, myself.
Japs from the 70s and Krauts from the 80s, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:38, Reply)
80's British please.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:40, Reply)
Unreliable and made out of chocolate.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:43, Reply)
Is still love the old Saab 900 turbo

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:47, Reply)
Dreadful car.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:49, Reply)
Some cars you buy with your head
Some cars you buy with your heart
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:54, Reply)
that new f type looks tasty

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:35, Reply)
It's overpriced. Almost £60k for the entry level model IIRC.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:36, Reply)
ent it 80 for the v8.
It's still all about the 911 bro
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:38, Reply)
Or a Vantage.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:41, Reply)
Must be a "new" one due soon
The rest of the range has been refreshed
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:43, Reply)
dunno, astons all look the same and have done for years. In all the excitement they seem to have forgotten to employ a designer
i don't know if the stories of lack of reliability are true or not
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:44, Reply)
A mate of mine has one, never had a problem with it.
I'd quite like an Audi R8.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:47, Reply)
nice motor, better than the 911 as a set up, and less of them littering the streets

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:51, Reply)
Mrs van dam got to drive one and fucking loved it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:53, Reply)
Says the man who wants a 911?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:49, Reply)
yeah, but you can differentiate between the whole porsche range pretty easily. Try that with the astons. Also whichever way you dice it the 911 looks great and is always subtly improved which is part of its attraction. Stick a 70's 911 next to a 13 plate

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:53, Reply)
I love old 911's
I watched a documentary on Singer Porsche the other day, such a great concept
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:56, Reply)
they're nice, however next to a 991 they look a bit gay

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:04, Reply)
Plus it's not too big for British roads
a Lambo for example is wider than a Transit.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:56, Reply)
it's a shit stupid car that s too low and way too garish

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:04, Reply)
I kinda get the feeling you don't like them

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:06, Reply)
Bit fussy around the gills, but the rear looks good.
I LIKE A NICE REAR OLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:37, Reply)
it's a nice looking motor, ok, just leave it yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:39, Reply)
I've got to go and fix a friends skoda tomorrow,
I don't know why anyone would buy an octavia, the electrics were clearly done by someone with no concept of the technology they were working with.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:38, Reply)
It's a VAG thing, I think. My A3's the same platform as the Octavia
and the electrics in it are madness.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:43, Reply)
my plan is just unhook everything non essential.
The trip computer seems to send everything loopy
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:46, Reply)
YES.
Had the steering column replaced my volvo recently (recall). Now the car wants to pull to the left. Thoughts?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:37, Reply)
They put it in wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:38, Reply)
They put in the steering column from a left hand drive model

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:40, Reply)
That or your wife is fatter than ABs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:40, Reply)
Nobody has a fatter wife than AB.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:41, Reply)
get Tony Blair to talk to it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:40, Reply)
* double seats *

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:41, Reply)
Your steering column was probably made by the sort of fighty oiks we have in our city centre on Saturday nights.
I wouldn't trust its safety.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:48, Reply)
I'd love to get either a Tickford Capri or a Rover SD1 (the 3.5 Vitesse)

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:40, Reply)
The SD1 I'd have, if I knew how to weld.
Never really been a fan of Capris, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:44, Reply)
The Tickford Capri is something special
www.fordcapri.co.uk/mk3/specials/tickford.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:48, Reply)
Wants
In black though
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:50, Reply)
I fancy a Jensen Interceptor
bit pricey for a good one, though.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:54, Reply)
morning locals.
One of the neighbours insists on sitting his car at idle for 10 minutes every morning. It annoys me for some reason.
Why are we bullying chompy? I've been busy the last couple of days.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:36, Reply)
I live on the same street as a school
And people park on the zigzags every day. REALLY pisses me off.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:38, Reply)
1 word
Caltrops
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:39, Reply)
Don't think I haven't thought about it
Thing is, it's a catchment-only school, so they should be living well within walking distance anyway. Lazy cunts in Pompey, I tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:43, Reply)
morning sexy knickers.
That is pretty cunty, I hate people who park right up on the pavement in a double yellow because their time is too precious to walk the 100 yards from the actual parking slot.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:39, Reply)
At the end of our cul-de-sac, there's a chip shop.
An endless procession of cunts park across the mouth of the street. Some of them get very upset at passive-aggressive notes on their windscreen saying 'if you needs your chips so badly you have to block the road rather than walk an extra five yards I'd consider giving them up, fatty'.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:42, Reply)
Named after the Marquis de Sac

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:42, Reply)
I'm a fan of note leaving.
We've got limited parking on my street, so if someone does that thing where they take up 2 spaces, I like to leave a note explaining their idiocy. It was in the parish newsletter as "phantom angry note leaver"
I'm practically a bond villain.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:44, Reply)
You'd make a good Bond villain
I'd like to be a Bond villain's #1 henchman. Named "Mr" something.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:45, Reply)
'windy Pig' is a great title for a Bond film.
Adele could sing the song and it'd be a description the artiste and the film.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:47, Reply)
Haha
It practically writes itself. Also, 'Ginger' rhymes with 'Ninja'. There's something in that, certainly.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:48, Reply)
Yet it doesn't rhyme with 'singer'
Weird, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:50, Reply)
English is such a prick!
AMIRITE?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:50, Reply)
It's certainly a bastard mongrel of a language.
But I rather like it.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:52, Reply)
Yeah, I think I'll stick with it
for now
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:58, Reply)
That's no way to speak to your wife

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:46, Reply)
I was crossing the road with my kids
and some cunt that wasn't looking where he was going reversed towards us on the zigzags. I dropped my kids on the pavement, leaned in through his window and scared the shit out him. "Alright mate!"..."I'M NOT YOUR MATE....MOVE_YOUR_CAR!" It was quite satisfying, but my kids berated me for it afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:42, Reply)
you're my hero.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:06, Reply)
A leather clad arse bandit does this with his motorbike
Alright windy?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:39, Reply)
motorbikes need it though,
Modern cars do not. Unless it's properly minus 10.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:40, Reply)
Yeah I know, but I just don't care. It's annoying

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:41, Reply)
maybe you should go down and confront him about it?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:42, Reply)
Nah, I'd rather seethe in my flat and moan on here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:47, Reply)
It's the British way.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:56, Reply)
AB has run away from /talk like a rat on a sinking ship. he's trying to make his mark on here.
Dozer seems to enjoy backing him up. /shortversion
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:39, Reply)
ab likes to latch on to one person and use the same joke over and over at them.
See Ringo and other members of qotw for reference. What got him poking his troll stick at you?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:41, Reply)
Something to do with Chompy having a dislike of images on /OT.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:43, Reply)
but I moaned about that more than him.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:44, Reply)

I put him people on temporary ignore if the photos are annoying me. This is a great injustice so AB is constantly posting pictures to prove a point... To be honest Im lost.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:45, Reply)
Not so smart now are you with all your roundabouts

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:47, Reply)
I got that with Monty's hair-pulling a la "Frisbee's an alcy". That guy really went the distance :/

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:45, Reply)
You know it's time to DYAAKY when Dozer is on your side or.....
even worse white knighting you
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:43, Reply)
Dozer will fawn over anyone who isn't bored by him, he wants to be loved.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:53, Reply)
Yeah, bored of that now
haha hahahaha check em
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:55, Reply)
Is that a witty height gag?
If not, it should be.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:47, Reply)
I'd Brape Two Hats
On account of how much of a rotter he is to me
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:40, Reply)

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